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Quote by Bloke2005
No, but you will be soon :shock:
Errr... joke wink Ask Reese - he started it and I'm still (fairly) new here :wink:

Noooooooo
I wanna stay a lesbien :cry:
:twisted: :twisted:
James - stop being insulting please - I think cocky is the word. I still consider myself new here and have been around a little longer than you. Having got to a munch very quickly for being bisexual wink , anyone that was there got to know me a little and I hope knows that my posts are always 'tongue in cheek' I've just re-read all of your posts and it would appear that I'm not the only person who has been on the receiving end of your quips.
No offence intended - just good advice.
Quote by Bloke2005
James - stop being insulting please - I think cocky is the word. I still consider myself new here and have been around a little longer than you. Having got to a munch very quickly for being bisexual wink , anyone that was there got to know me a little and I hope knows that my posts are always 'tongue in cheek' I've just re-read all of your posts and it would appear that I'm not the only person who has been on the receiving end of your quips.
No offence intended - just good advice.

Advice I welcome. But if you think I'm being insulting you're way off beam and being far too touchy (feminine side?)
Happy to apologise if I have offended you though
Quote by Bloke2005
(feminine side?)
Happy to apologise if I have offended you though

If you offer an olive branch, make sure it ain't got barbs on it next time yeah mad
Quote by Bloke2005

(feminine side?)
Happy to apologise if I have offended you though

If you offer an olive branch, make sure it ain't got barbs on it next time yeah mad
Oh, come on, it was just an attempt at disarming humour - I am sorry if that offended. Probably shouldnt have said it but then I am too cheeky for my own good
Sorry
Okay, okay, I'm sorry too - now get into bed and let's make up wink
Right - enough of this, hope you get lucky, I'm off to the pub! biggrin
Quote by freckledbird
Has someone got PMT?

Must be in the SH air tonight... and I missed it all here!
:shock:
LOL - yeah, just in from the pub so PMT + alcohol here now mad wink
Quote by Bloke2005
LOL - yeah, just in from the pub so PMT + alcohol here now mad wink

Chill blokey - chill!! All is OK and all is calm.
lol
Quote by Bloke2005
LOL - yeah, just in from the pub so PMT + alcohol here now mad wink

How did the Cinzanos go down then mate
Quote by Jags
LOL - yeah, just in from the pub so PMT + alcohol here now mad wink

Chill blokey - chill!! All is OK and all is calm.
lol
LOL Jags and you haven't even seen him after a drinky :lol:
LOL - well you bought them, you tell the world wink
And just when I thought it was safe to come back on here....... :wink:
So you coming to bed or what? :shock: :P
Quote by Bloke2005
LOL - well you bought them, you tell the world wink
And just when I thought it was safe to come back on here....... :wink:
So you coming to bed or what? :shock: :P

You mean me?
LOL - well Jags and FB can come too if they want and it makes you feel safer - and at least one of them can vouch for me wink
Quote by Bloke2005
LOL - well Jags and FB can come to if they want and it makes you feel safer - and at least one of them can vouch for me wink

Will I get chucked off here if I admit to being straight and single?
Yes, immediately - Jags? Tell him the rules.... wink
Quote by Bloke2005
LOL - well Jags and FB can come too if they want and it makes you feel safer - and at least one of them can vouch for me wink

Vouch for you in what way honey?
Your conversationalism ?
Your very very nice arse?
Your good looks?
Oh god stop me now, I'm drooling lol redface
Quote by jameswestlondon
LOL - well Jags and FB can come to if they want and it makes you feel safer - and at least one of them can vouch for me wink

Will I get chucked off here if I admit to being straight and single?
No honey, if you shag me I'll vouch for you lol :lol:
And I can watch and give you marks out of 10 James biggrin Or 20 if you're really good :P
FB - can we do the semi-bi thing again.... pleeeeeaaaassssseeeee wink ?
Quote by Bloke2005
And I can watch and give you marks out of 10 James biggrin Or 20 if you're really good :P
FB - can we do the semi-bi thing again.... pleeeeeaaaassssseeeee wink ?

rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
If we must, but do I get a shag this time? lol :lol:
James has gone quiet.. come on cheeky chappy - what do you have to say for yourself? wink
Quote by Bloke2005
James has gone quiet.. come on cheeky chappy - what do you have to say for yourself? wink

I think I scared him off, poor man
OOOOO I must sign up for that charm course confused :?
Quote by Bloke2005
Yes, immediately - Jags? Tell him the rules.... wink

Rules are: snog all - shag few - laugh lots - argue little - love all
:P lol
Quote by Bloke2005
LOL - well Jags and FB can come too if they want and it makes you feel safer - and at least one of them can vouch for me wink

And which one would that be???
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Bloke2005
James has gone quiet.. come on cheeky chappy - what do you have to say for yourself? wink

I have to say for myself that I'm bloody knackered and would be tucked up if it wasnt for having to run a full virus scan...on my comp that is, I wear condoms you know
Quote by Jags
Yes, immediately - Jags? Tell him the rules.... wink

Rules are: snog all - shag few - laugh lots - argue little - love all
:P lol
I may struggle on the arguing little side of things, as Bloke will testify. Otherwise I think I'll fit in fine!
Quote by jameswestlondon
Yes, immediately - Jags? Tell him the rules.... wink

Rules are: snog all - shag few - laugh lots - argue little - love all
:P lol
I may struggle on the arguing little side of things, as Bloke will testify. Otherwise I think I'll fit in fine!
Excellent!
:P