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Any suggestions for a horny fucker who has been stood up by a girl he met on the web and needs to cum today?
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Any suggestions for a horny fucker who has been stood up by a girl he met on the web and needs to cum today?

One of the wrist by Palmala Handerson??
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Any suggestions for a horny fucker who has been stood up by a girl he met on the web and needs to cum today?

One of the wrist by Palmala Handerson??
Looks likely at the mo. bugger.
haha maybe
Probably decided driving halfway across London to meet a stranger might not be the best idea eve..she may have had a point
Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway smile,
Bill
She lives with her family and I live alone. Quite right, you didnt know the circumstances. Donut.
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Any suggestions for a horny fucker who has been stood up by a girl he met on the web and needs to cum today?

Are 'sugestions' allowed to include blokes James? wink biggrin
Quote by jameswestlondon
Any suggestions for a horny fucker who needs to cum today?

What about a trip to your local? Surely you could pull a tasty bit of totty and take her home...you do live alone after all....just an idea....
Most girls on here ( I think) need a bit more conversation, flirting, seduction etc, before crossing London for a shag. I wonder how many guys actually get successful meets from 'I Need A Fuck Tonight' type posts.
Just a thought. No offence intended.
Quote by SunBunny
Any suggestions for a horny fucker who needs to cum today?

What about a trip to your local? Surely you could pull a tasty bit of totty and take her home...you do live alone after all....just an idea....
Most girls on here ( I think) need a bit more conversation, flirting, seduction etc, before crossing London for a shag. I wonder how many guys actually get successful meets from 'I Need A Fuck Tonight' type posts.
Just a thought. No offence intended.
Bollox - thats my best line gone.............. lol
Quote by SunBunny
Any suggestions for a horny fucker who needs to cum today?

What about a trip to your local? Surely you could pull a tasty bit of totty and take her home...you do live alone after all....just an idea....
Most girls on here ( I think) need a bit more conversation, flirting, seduction etc, before crossing London for a shag. I wonder how many guys actually get successful meets from 'I Need A Fuck Tonight' type posts.
Just a thought. No offence intended.
None taken. But it had nothing to do with this site and I have known her for ages. It was actually a call for suggestions, like your own, not an 'I need a fuck tonight' post anyway
Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway smile,
Bill
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Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway smile,
Bill

Sorry Bill, you decided to post this again despite my reply earlier? A better idea might be for you to stop being so fecking presumptuous and judgemental!
Quote by Bloke2005
Any suggestions for a horny fucker who has been stood up by a girl he met on the web and needs to cum today?

Are 'sugestions' allowed to include blokes James? wink biggrin
Sorry, no, thanks for the interest though
It wasn't an offer mate :shock: And if it was, it would have been by PM wink
I just thought that if you were horny it might widen your options - good luck biggrin
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It wasn't an offer mate :shock: And if it was, it would have been by PM wink
I just thought that if you were horny it might widen your options - good luck biggrin

You are so naughty Bloke. Such a teeeeeaaaaaaase. :wink:
LOL - some people are SO presumptious - good job he seems like a nice bloke and he's half handsome wink
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LOL - some people are SO presumptious - good job he seems like a nice bloke and he's half handsome wink

Thankyou again for the compliment. Incidentally I thanked you before for your interest and never mentioned the word offer...very different meanings.
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Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway smile,
Bill

Sorry Bill, you decided to post this again despite my reply earlier? A better idea might be for you to stop being so fecking presumptuous and judgemental!
I do not know how it posted twice, I only pressed the button once.
I was NOT being presumptious or judgemental, at least I had the decency and forethought to say "not knowing the circumstances", I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, and not jumping to any comclusions.
AND....the re was no need for the "donut" remark !!!!
Thanks James - I consider myself told off.
If I need any further advice on how to pick up blokes and make sure I know the difference between 'interest' and 'offer' I'll come to you.
Off to the pub now - good job we spoke and you shared your 'wise words' or I might have ended up in trouble after one too many Cinzanos confused
Quote by wallace47
Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway smile,
Bill

Sorry Bill, you decided to post this again despite my reply earlier? A better idea might be for you to stop being so fecking presumptuous and judgemental!
I do not know how it posted twice, I only pressed the button once.
I was NOT being presumptious or judgemental, at least I had the decency and forethought to say "not knowing the circumstances", I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, and not jumping to any comclusions.
AND....the re was no need for the "donut" remark !!!!
Ok, sorry, I'll take it back. And eat it. God I love donuts
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Thanks James - I consider myself told off.

Just make sure it never happens again would you, there's a good chap
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Thanks James - I consider myself told off.

Just make sure it never happens again would you, there's a good chap
I edited.
Quote by Bloke2005
Thanks James - I consider myself told off.

Just make sure it never happens again would you, there's a good chap
I edited.
Eh? Dont get you
and you never will.... wink
Quote by Bloke2005
and you never will.... wink

Aha, I see I have come across the site's resident wit...thats wit...
No puns about coming across you please!
Oh, there's many, many more that are far wittier and far quicker than me. And, for the record, my tongue is nearly always firmly in my cheek when I post lol
PS: I'm surprised they let you join - all male swingers are bisexual, or so I thought - it's a kind of prerequisite ain't it? :shock: confused wink
Quote by Bloke2005
Oh, there's many, many more that are far wittier and far quicker than me. And, for the record, my tongue is nearly always firmly in my cheek when I post lol
PS: I'm surprised they let you join - all male swingers are bisexual, or so I thought - it's a kind of prerequisite ain't it? :shock: confused wink

Apparently not...sssh don't tell anyone mate
Quote by Bloke2005
Oh, there's many, many more that are far wittier and far quicker than me. And, for the record, my tongue is nearly always firmly in my cheek when I post lol
PS: I'm surprised they let you join - all male swingers are bisexual, or so I thought - it's a kind of prerequisite ain't it? :shock: confused wink

Am I ??? :shock:
No, but you will be soon :shock:
Errr... joke wink Ask Reese - he started it and I'm still (fairly) new here :wink:
Quote by Bloke2005
Thanks James - I consider myself told off.
If I need any further advice on how to pick up blokes and make sure I know the difference between 'interest' and 'offer' I'll come to you.
Off to the pub now - good job we spoke and you shared your 'wise words' or I might have ended up in trouble after one too many Cinzanos confused

What is it they say about sarcasm? The lowest form of what?