Born Ugly!

2 Sep 2004

I have read many of the posts on here and seen some of the ads, some very sexy people out there - I must congratulate you all.
But....
Being in the midst of all you sexy people fills my head with gloom. You see, I was born ugly - born at the top of an ugly tree and when I fell out, I hit every branch on the way down. As I grew older olderand started to chase girls..... I literally had to chase them because when they saw me, they ran in opposite direction! Shrek has it sooo easy!!
This went on and on until now I disciver this site and it gave me hope for some positive activity in the trouser department.
So, any females who have no aversion to ugliness fancy something different - I promise to close my eyes so you can't see how ugly I am...LOL.
It was worth a try. :giveup:
....... oh did I mention, the oe ugly thing about me is my incredibly long tongue!

2 Sep 2004

thats a new angle onthings, I must say, who says honesty is best?

2 Sep 2004

2 Sep 2004

Different! :dry: dunno

3 Sep 2004

Oim more ugly than yow!

3 Sep 2004

I know were your coming from Mucker,,, Im nobodies George Clooney. But Ive had me moments,,,, a lot less than some I will grant you but Ive had some good ns biggrin

:D
You cant blame the other guys though. Theres some very gorgeous and sexy ladies playing out there and if I looked like them I wouldnt shag me either.
Mingers of the world UNITE :D :D