Been to the doctors today and he had some very serious news for me. He said that I am suffering from deprivitus lickusfannious. He said that if I dont find a lady soon that will allow me to please her orally that my tounge could actually fall out. He did say that if I was to worshipus rimmus bummus then that would keep me going for a while.
Have to say it was a bit of a shock as I only went in there with a sore finger!!
Cant remember the last time I had a little nibble but would love to hear from a lady that could use a little attention..
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