House needs cleaning - female required in Midlands!

20 Apr 2004

I have my own semi-detached house in Worcestershire but it's starting to look more like a council tip than a welcoming home. I think I need a kick up the arse to get some stuff tidied away. So here's what I'm thinking - I'd love to arrange for a woman to come around, daytime or evening. This will give me the motivation I need to pick up all the old newspapers, file away my old bank statements, put the video tapes back in their box, find places for all the junk, introduce my mantel to a duster and run around with my hoover.
When you get here, I'll give you a cuppa while we admire my spotless and shining abode, and if we both want to I'll show my gratitude in the time-honoured manner.
I find the full wonderful variety of female shapes, ages and colours to be attractive, so come on ladies; form an orderly queue! :shock:
P.S. Anyone who does visit must promise not to open any of the cupboards!!!

20 Apr 2004

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Roger, you've cracked it!! The perfect ad biggrin

If I was looking this would be the exact ad that would draw me! Totally different, funny and warm, well done.
kiss

20 Apr 2004

What a brill idea of urs.
Shame u live a way from me cos id be knocking on ur door to see if ud done it all !!!!
NSG
xx

21 Apr 2004

well i live too far away to be of help...
...... but if u want i can PRETEND that i am comming round, then u get the motivation to clean up!
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about ten mins before i am due i will call to cancell.... but by then u should be done anyway! wink

and i wont even charge you for the service!
lol

21 Apr 2004

Hey no mention of clean sheets, dont take the chance girls come to mine instead lol lol

21 Apr 2004

By the thread title, I was expecting a cheeky request for women to do your cleaning.
So, for the benefit of all those ladies who are ready with their buckets & mops, but were disappointed by your false advertising, you can clean my place. I'm good like that.

21 Apr 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF

Thanks Misschief. smile

Even if nothing else comes of this, I'm now glad I spent the time typing it. :smitten:
Thanks to everyone else for their kind words too, but Misschief was the only one to send smoochies. ;)

21 Apr 2004

ahhh Roger passionkiss

Just bringing this back to the top for ya lol

21 Apr 2004

Roger, when you've cleaned your house, can you come and clean mine? OK, I know it's cheeky, but hey, if you don't ask..... wink

21 Apr 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Roger, when you've cleaned your house, can you come and clean mine? OK, I know it's cheeky, but hey, if you don't ask.....

If this is a huge success, I'm gonna post the same advert next week about the my garden. :wink:

21 Apr 2004

I have a suggestion. Why don't WBB, NSG and I all club together for petrol and come and visit you together? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Cool post Roger, it was only the fact it was you that I bothered to read it, so glad I did now

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21 Apr 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
I have a suggestion. Why don't WBB, NSG and I all club together for petrol and come and visit you together? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :

I like this idea. cool

Just for you three, I'll make sure my brasswork is extra-shiny...
:lickface:

21 Apr 2004

so has anyone come around and cleaned up yet?!?!
if they do let me no!! my bedrooms always in need of a tidy!!

21 Apr 2004

Love this idea roger (nice to see another roger btw) if you were East Midlands my wife and I might come and visit.
kiss

from my better half just to get your attention. I also think this is the best post I have seen on the meet up forum in ages.

22 Apr 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
from my better half just to get your attention.

Let her know she got my attention... rotflmao

22 Apr 2004

Wot a brill idea :idea: angel chat....i dont mind driving and if it helps roger get cleaned up then even better..... wink

NSG
xx

22 Apr 2004

but i can not drive!!!!!!!
:cry:

23 Apr 2004

I was thinking about it and maybe I should get a caravan and take this house-cleaning gig on tour. Manchester today, tomorrow - Stockport. And on Sunday, the world! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :rascal:

23 Apr 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
but i can not drive!!!!!!!
:cry:

I can!!!!!!! Get your petrol money ready, girls, looks like we're going on a little tour :twisted: :twisted:

23 Apr 2004

Nice ad got my attention
Might have to come and inspect the skirting boards wink

23 Apr 2004

Quote by Vicky_uk
Might have to come and inspect the skirting boards

If you ask really nicely I'll show you my curtain rails... :P

24 Apr 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Get your petrol money ready, girls, looks like we're going on a little tour :twisted: :twisted:

Hey, I'd maybe lay on a minibus if all three of you were coming. :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: silly

hwoar:

24 Apr 2004

LOL Roger, I think if the 3 of us came to see you, you'd definitely be silly

hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
Well girls? What do you think? Actually, it could even be 4 of us if Vicky_UK wants to do a skirting board inspection.... I dont plan on inspecting much more than Roger's pants (and their contents ;) :twisted: :twisted: )

24 Apr 2004

Love the ad Roger :grin:
I'd come and give the girls a hand if i wasn't so far away :cry:
Lucy kiss

24 Apr 2004

Okay, that's it, I'm moving up north. :high-smile: wave

25 Apr 2004

Roger, you have a new signature!! redface

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25 Apr 2004

I wonder where that can have come from? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: kiss

25 Apr 2004

can i just say...... i have been stood at the gate for 20 mins now, and the limo still has not arrived to collect me!!
i am not overly impressed here roger!
lol
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25 Apr 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
can i just say...... i have been stood at the gate for 20 mins now, and the limo still has not arrived to collect me!!
i am not overly impressed here roger!
lol
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when the limo arrives WBB - do a detour to Blackpool n pick me up will ya :grin:
Lucy kiss

25 Apr 2004

Quote by roger743
Okay, that's it, I'm moving up north. :high-smile:

lol I think you should seriously consider it Woger, you seem to have a veritable harem developing up here! Not bad going for the nerd from hell :twisted: