I can help

28 Feb 2005

:grin:
Mal's no lady, she's a dirty slut lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
rotflmao

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
it was good to have a bloke sticking up for me, was seriously out numbered by the ladies there!

Geeze on this website you shouldn't worry ...... men are lining up falling over themselves to have women ganging up on them :shock: :shock: :shock:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
:grin:
Mal's no lady, she's a dirty slut :lol: :lol: :lol:

and what a bloody good slut Mal makes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bluexx has been training Mal me thinks :giggle:

28 Feb 2005

Failed? awww no, why? and as for what happens now, isn't that up to you?
Ps, thanks Calista and Blue, nice pics!

28 Feb 2005

Your soooo cruel !

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
Failed? awww no, why? and as for what happens now, isn't that up to you?
Ps, thanks Calista and Blue, nice pics!

Markpat - are you bi?

28 Feb 2005

Hi Blue, that depends who's asking

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
Hi Blue, that depends who's asking

It's a simple question - are you bi or not?

28 Feb 2005

yes, though pretty inexperienced on the bi side

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
Failed? awww no, why? and as for what happens now, isn't that up to you?
Ps, thanks Calista and Blue, nice pics!

You failed Mark, because you said you wouldn't say no, and then the first question asked of you - you said no!!
Ok, second chance, but need a quick response as I need to leave work soon.
Are you very observant? :shock:
Mal
wink

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
yes, though pretty inexperienced on the bi side

Oh Mal, you've DEFINATELY pulled lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Feb 2005

Yes!

28 Feb 2005

I think we are going to be here all night! rolleyes

28 Feb 2005

Quote by da69ve
I think we are going to be here all night!

I won't

I have to leave now and miss all the fun :roll:
Dawn bolt

28 Feb 2005

Hurrah!! We got an answer which wasn't a 'No'!!!
Ok, now here's the rub................... Take a close look at my avatar and say whether it is male or female.................................................... lol

Mal

28 Feb 2005

I can't post ... I'm crying with laughter ....
When Bluexxx joined I almost popped a rib :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can I stop singing my RH song now??????
C x

28 Feb 2005

Fuck...I'm choking here!! rotflmao

28 Feb 2005

might have messed up big style here but your profile says female, I can here the laughter from the others already!

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
might have messed up big style here but your profile says female, I can here the laughter from the others already!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

28 Feb 2005

oh shit, no it didn't! redface

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
might have messed up big style here but your profile says female

Where does it say that? I think you're reading what you want to read, mate.... or not reading at all.... or just a bit stupid..... which is it?

28 Feb 2005

Yippee!!.....at last the penny has dropped!!

28 Feb 2005

Sorry all! glad I have provided some entertainment, I misread the profile Blue, thought Mal said 'if you're looking for a lovely lady' not 'looking for a lovely lady'! Teach me to read profiles more carefully in future! redface

28 Feb 2005

Errrrrrrmmm
I had a good grope of mals breasts on Saturday.........
...... now your telling me shes a HE!!!!!!!

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
oh shit, no it didn't!

ping .....the penny drops .....
Oh Markpat :therethere::therethere::therethere::therethere:
We were all laughing because if you reread Mal's posts it says "Games Master"
Bit of a baptism of fire there mate ... Welcome to SH ..... lunatic asylum to the sexually peverse :welcome:
Thank you from me for a great pisstake thread .... now get yaself into the cafe and join in the rest of the banter ........
Calista xxxx

28 Feb 2005

I'm laughing now! thanks Calista, as soon as I work out how to register a nickname for the cafe I'll be there!

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
I'm laughing now! thanks Calista, as soon as I work out how to register a nickname for the cafe I'll be there!

:shock: :shock: :shock: you dont need too register ...
click the link from the index
C x

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Markpat
I'm laughing now! thanks Calista, as soon as I work out how to register a nickname for the cafe I'll be there!

you don't need to just click on cafe at bottom of page!!

28 Feb 2005

Well, big up to the lad. He stuck with it throughout all the pisstaking, so I'm pretty sure he'll fit in well here.
Mark, next Munch I'll buy you a pint as long as you comply with the following
1. You don't grope my arse (there's normally a queue anyway!)
2. You don't ask what a Munch is!
well done for playing the game!
Mal
wink

PS - you don't need a nickname for the Cafe, only the chatroom. Muppet! :shock:

28 Feb 2005

no worries Mal, I can promise no arse groping and I do know what a munch is! mine is a budweiser!