I want a SHAG!

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

This is great guys lol

. Thank you all very much. My strap on needs some practice ready for Satin's party, seems it's going to get plenty..... great.... so who's first???? Hope you don't mind having close up penetration pics taken of my 8 incher sliding in and out of your greased up arses........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao

:wink: :wink: :wink:
Only kidding, or am I :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:haha:

easynow

Warming the Bed

11 Oct 2004

Oh, yesyesyes, PLEASE!!
Aw, go-in. Can I? Will you?
It wouldn't do for you to be out of practice, so I humbly submit myself to your attenentions. Please add me to your ever-growing list!
Heheheheheheee......
biggrin

:D :D :D :D :twisted:

wiggywog

Warming the Bed

11 Oct 2004

So blue, are you just teasing or are you gonna give one of us boys a good shagging?

Mal

Mod

11 Oct 2004

She ain't teasing, THAT'S for sure!!!!! :shock:
mal
wink

Lovecommando

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

Quote by midlandsman1970
oooooooohhhhhh Blue
There's no strike in the midlands !!!!!!!! :hump: :hump: :hump:

Yep, no strike here, Blue! In fact we've been doing overtime!
LC wink

bluexxx

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like it.... :twisted:
That's a song isn't it? confused

Erm..... would I tease about such a thing as strap on sex???? When I'm shagging you hard and deep til you're raw and screaming, I want you to shout, "Oh yes, ste_alt_565, more, more, more......."

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And I can't believe the amount of PMs I've had.......... seems a lot of people don't understand comedy :haha:

Midlandsman1970

Orgasminator

11 Oct 2004

GOD now im scared, its my own fault Mal my add does say i'll try anything once, think i better modify it quick!!!!!!!!!
The thought of Blue comin at me with an 8" strap on is
a) a f**cking turn on
and
b) makes me pucker up tighter than a snare drum !!!!

surreycouple2003

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like it.... :twisted:
That's a song isn't it?

uh ha, uh ha....... wink

Dxxx

bluexxx

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

Just relax and it won't hurt (much!) cool

Mal

Mod

11 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Just relax and it won't hurt (much!)

It won't hurt YOU, Blue, but might surprise some of them!! :twisted:
Mal
wink

bluexxx

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

Welll.... their fault I'm afraid rolleyes

. I didn't specify what acts they would be required to take part in, apart from that it is kinky. So, all these guys offered their services willingly and not one of them asked for clarification. Therefore I can assume that I have their full consent and co-operation for anything I want!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
cool

8-) 8-)

easynow

Warming the Bed

11 Oct 2004

well, if there's those that haven't checked up on bluexxx's kinks, they deserve all they get....
and then there's those of us that HAVE checked up on bluexxx's kinks and, well, we deserve all we get too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

neilinleeds

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

well i'm just plain disgusted in you all!
we're going without sex for at least another 9 days yet, to fight for your bloody rights, and this is what you do to us is it? sex traitors! pah!
you deserve all you get. blues not gentle with her attentions you know! i just hope it's a big one! :twisted:
brother neil

bluexxx

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

I told you I'd break the strike!!!!
One way or another!
cool

8-) 8-)

Mal

Mod

11 Oct 2004

Neil
Excuse me if I'm wrong - which I'm not, but hey ho, but when I was looking for a shag last Tuesday, I didn't see you leading the 'Shag For Mal' campaign. I didn't see you canvassing on my behalf, leafleting all your local swingers clubs, PM'ing every female and couple on the Site, saying 'This guy is worth considering' or similar wording. I have to either do without or do better. I chose to do better, hence I'll shag Blue and someone else too. (what a poet! Quick, write it down!!). Now, if you had lent me your support, I may have looked kindly upon you and offered you an opportunity to assist any drought you may be going through. I mean, you 're not exactly sacrificing anything, are you? Going without for the next nine days, when you may well have been going without ANYWAY!
Now stop this silly campaign. Pick yourself up, dust yourself down and start putting yourself round a bit. You never know, Blue might just be able to find a space in her diary, just for you!! :P
Mal
Who loves Tuesdays!! wink

neilinleeds

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

i'm sorry mal you're quite right!
*hangs head in shame*
but then again, everybody knows you can't get shagged on tuesdays, so yours was a bit pointless anyways!
and, more to the point, you do far too well as it is, without any help from me! :lol2:
but yeah ok i'm calling the strike off. it was a hopeless cause anyway, what with strikebreakers just queueing up to shag blue and stuff.
neil x x x ;)

Mal

Mod

11 Oct 2004

Don't be downhearted, Neil - we all know you meant well. Your hearts in the right place, although your dress sense is a little awry!! I'm sure you will, in time, find that special person who will shag you to pieces, Tuesday or not!!! lol

Mal

Unknown User

11 Oct 2004

never been on strike and never will - which pillocks on strike

rovingoptician

Warming the Bed

11 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
This is great guys . Thank you all very much. My strap on needs some practice ready for Satin's party, seems it's going to get plenty..... great.... so who's first???? Hope you don't mind having close up penetration pics taken of my 8 incher sliding in and out of your greased up arses........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:wink: :wink: :wink:
Only kidding, or am I :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:haha:

Sounds like a good way of dilating somebodys pupils. Shame I can't try it in work.
Still waiting in queue . Maybe you should take up "Clare-lincs" offer of help. She can start on me as judging by the replys you will be shagging asses til next easter at least.

wiggywog

Warming the Bed

12 Oct 2004

take me off the waiting list then, my rusty sherrifs badge aint getting no bullet hole in it! :!:

Paul_Bolton

Warming the Bed

12 Oct 2004

Judy TV, you just keep on getting worse, you need your backside slapping smackbottom

Blue let me know and I will be over at your place for a shag in less than 25 mins.... rolleyes

if not, I will see you at Satins Party and I will try using your strap on on you..... :P
Paul_Bolton

bluexxx

Sex God

12 Oct 2004

Now that the strike is well and truly over, I shall leave you group of randy buggers to shag each other rotflmao

Just off to get my cam ready for the picture shoot :haha:

billi1

Warming the Bed

12 Oct 2004

I will come and sort you out anytime you like. Contrary to popular belief we are not on strike. I would deem it a pleasure

bluexxx

Sex God

12 Oct 2004

OK, getting REALLY bored with the crap PMs, so sorry folks, now the strike is over I'm locking this thread.
Lots of people obviously can't take the joke as it was intended... rolleyes

Even if I was looking for sex, people who send shit like this would not get a look in:
"can i kiss ur body and be ur slave "
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sorry to say this, but the amount of PMs I've had in the last two days show that shit loads of guys really don't read the advice that is available on the forum, either that or they are just too stupid to understand it.
Oh well, back to dogging....... even drive-bys annoy me less evil