I want a SHAG!

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

OK guys.........
I want you all to stop this silly strike and shag me instead cool

. No catches...... just free sex with me, dressed however you like, and I'm up for lots of kinky fun (ahem :shock: )..... look left to see exactly what you get...... :twisted:
All offers considered, age unimportant......
The only condition is that all of you single guys stop this strike NOW!
And you've got Thatcher to thank for this!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh yeah... forgot to say, satisfaction is absolutely guaranteed!!!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
In edit:
I HAVE -- LOCKED THIS THREAD COS THE RANDY BUGGERS ON THIS SITE DID NOT GET THAT IT WAS A JOKE. HOWEVER, THE SAID RANDY BUGGERS CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO READ THE WHOLE THREAD AND STILL THINK THAT THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER.
SORRY GUYS, IT WAS A JOKE OK - YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS THAT ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!!
PMING ME WILL NOT GET YOU A SHAG..... HOW CLEAR DO I HAVE TO BE? IF I GET ANY MORE PMS ABOUT THIS TOPIC I WILL NOT REPLY, IT IS GETTING SILLY
HOPE THIS IS CLEAR...........
FFS

Mal

Mod

10 Oct 2004

Ok - I'll break ranks, but you better be bloody good to put up a post like that! I mean, we all have standards, you know!! :twisted:
Mal
wink

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Oh I'm good..... very bloody good!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Missy

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Bluddy ell :shock: :shock: :shock:
That's me sold .......... and I was only infiltrating!!
Butch Roseberry :hunk: hump

mattmoleman

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

NEVER!
Well atleast untill the strike has resolved and you have given in to our demands.

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

I will consider your demands once my huge sexual hunger is satisfied! cool

8-) 8-)

mattmoleman

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I will consider your demands once my huge sexual hunger is satisfied! 8-) 8-)

Well I suggest you consider them before or you won't be getting any. Nay na na nay nay.

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Problem sorted!
So, who's first???! :twisted:

Unknown User

10 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Problem sorted!
So, who's first???! :twisted:

Ohhh stuck between a rock and a hard

UP4FUN6662000

Warming the Bed

10 Oct 2004

Ok blue im up for a shag sod all this strike crap why deni yourself the simple pleasures in life.

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Oh yeah... forgot to say... form the queue here guys, I can't see you if you PM...........
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Jags

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

WHOA! If you get a shag I want one too! Fair's fair!
lol

:lol: :lol:

Unknown User

10 Oct 2004

During the miners strike, the police on the picket lines used to taunt the miners by waving five pound notes in their faces...
All they needed to do was have Blue wave her "assets" and it would have been over a lot quicker! biggrin

Bet she would have still brough a policeman's baton with her though... You know.. just in case lol
Sorry guys.. i'm a scab... i'm breaking ranks!! :twisted:
i'm off to jostle to the head of blue's queue!

payne

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

I'm not a single guy, and I'm not on strike.. but can I join the queue pls? lol

Unknown User

10 Oct 2004

Arrives late to see queue round the block.........bugger :cry:

Midlandsman1970

Orgasminator

10 Oct 2004

oooooooohhhhhh Blue
There's no strike in the midlands !!!!!!!! hump

:hump: :hump: :hump:

Horous

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Nor down here in Hertfordshire, so come on Blue and Butch Roseberry, where shall we start? I'm up for it if you are.
John
xx lol

tallnhairy

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Blue I'm a happily married man who is only out to watch... I think .. oh poo hope Mrs TnH doesn't read this... Um er.. I will be strong... <think> redhead </think> no I am strong <think> Seriously cute rear end </think> NO STRONG ....
Cold shower time, anyone got some liquid O2?

noddles

Forum Virgin

10 Oct 2004

No strike here in South Wales either

shane2

Warming the Bed

10 Oct 2004

you can count me in blue,i love it when a woman talks dirty and your photos beautiful

ste_alt_565

Forum Virgin

10 Oct 2004

Well seen as you've been dreaming about my cock for a couple of days blue.. I want first refusal!!! lol

the__funk1

Sexpert

10 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
OK guys.........
I want you all to stop this silly strike and shag me instead . No catches...... just free sex with me, dressed however you like, and I'm up for lots of kinky fun (ahem :shock: )..... look left to see exactly what you get...... :twisted:
All offers considered, age unimportant......
The only condition is that all of you single guys stop this strike NOW!
And you've got Thatcher to thank for this!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh yeah... forgot to say, satisfaction is absolutely guaranteed!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

am i included blue?

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

It seems the single guys strike is well and truly dead and buried - DEEP!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

tictacs

Warming the Bed

10 Oct 2004

hi blue
Im a single male and not on strike. Can i join the queue?

Jon

Orgasminator

10 Oct 2004

Well, whether Tracy_jayne wants to join me or not, I'd be in the queue Bluexxx - I'm in love with your avatar lol redface

wiggywog

Warming the Bed

10 Oct 2004

i'll give you a good seeing to, 22 yr old mancunian male.
Let me know the score

Skyman

Forum Virgin

10 Oct 2004

Hi Blue
With a pic like that how could anyone refuse! I'd love to give you a jolly good rodgering in that position wink

.
Randy Blackburner would like to join the queue please.

rovingoptician

Warming the Bed

11 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Oh yeah... forgot to say... form the queue here guys, I can't see you if you PM...........
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

This strike stands no chance with your offer. Can I join the queue as well ( probably a long line by now, but worth the wait)
rovingoptician

Unknown User

11 Oct 2004

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship::worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
So Blue,do you recon youll need a hand with em all now,PLEASE lol

Mike__uk

Warming the Bed

11 Oct 2004

Trust me back of the que again !!!! Do you still have room for one more blue or am i too late ?