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Warming the Bed
Thanks everyone for you great feedback.
I guess if there's nice women like Alex and Lucy using the site then maybe it isn't all dom and gloom after all! Maybe
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PS - nice photo update Alex!
I guess if there's nice women like Alex and Lucy using the site then maybe it isn't all dom and gloom after all! Maybe
: :!: PS - nice photo update Alex!
Warming the Bed
I'm working on the basis that flattery will get me everywhere!
In reality I'm really shallow! Ooops, did I say that out loud!
In reality I'm really shallow! Ooops, did I say that out loud!
Warming the Bed
Encouraging, but something tells me you'll see straight thoguh all my best lines. Anyway, here goes...
So...er...mmm...d'you come here often?
So...er...mmm...d'you come here often?
Warming the Bed
I wouldn't worry about being barred, like you say your description is hardly cryptic!
Anyway, what would the forum be like without you? A bit like a rain storm without a rainbow would be my guess.
Anyway, what would the forum be like without you? A bit like a rain storm without a rainbow would be my guess.
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Warming the Bed
You're very welcome.
This is my first posting of any kind so I hope I don't mess it up! I have been looking at postings and chats for a while and had started to come to the conclusion that it was mostly couples for couples, or single females, so wasn't sure if it was worth registering. This forum has at least sorted that one out. Thanks. I agree with the general sentiment - hopefully it doesn't matter what you are, so long as you are honest and genuine. The munch seems like a nice way to meet people and gently get involved, hope I can make it. At least that way you make friends first, then, who knows? Sex with friends has to be more pleasurable than with strangers, doesn't it?
Wow - that's my site virginity gone.
Wow - that's my site virginity gone.
Sexpert
Welcome to the site, orinoco, and with that positive attitude I'm sure you will make a lot of friends here.
Registering was the right thing to do, and you have proved your worth already with this being your first post rather than a one-liner in here asking for a bonk.
People who do that generally get a bonk on the head, anyway - and not in a good way. LOL
Enjoy!
Registering was the right thing to do, and you have proved your worth already with this being your first post rather than a one-liner in here asking for a bonk.
People who do that generally get a bonk on the head, anyway - and not in a good way. LOL
Enjoy!
Welcome Orinoco
I've only been on since Monday - but I feel like an old hand in here. (What am I saying - they must be old, they are the same age as me!)
No what I mean is I feel accepted and met (over the ether) some lovely people. It certainly changes your opinion of what the swinging scene is all about! Not at all seedy - just nice people having fun.
Enjoy yourself in the forum - I certainly do!
Alex x x
I've only been on since Monday - but I feel like an old hand in here. (What am I saying - they must be old, they are the same age as me!)
No what I mean is I feel accepted and met (over the ether) some lovely people. It certainly changes your opinion of what the swinging scene is all about! Not at all seedy - just nice people having fun.
Enjoy yourself in the forum - I certainly do!
Alex x x
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I just come here to take part at whatever i can and help the others instead
So how about helping me as i could do with some one to talk to!!!!
Thats not all.
TS
feel welcome to talk to me when i am in the chat room. I am a straight guy and i love making friends. But i wont be in the chat roo mthis weekend tho.
I must say...there do tend to be a few poor subjects in these occasionaly we get gems like these that realy make my day.
I've realy enjoyed reading everyones comments and can honestly say..Alex and Lucy..you girls are just what this place needs,..A good sound bit of moral support and gentle,soothing words to caress those badly bruised egos.
Keep it up girls(fnarr fnarr)
And long may quality discussions like these continue
I've realy enjoyed reading everyones comments and can honestly say..Alex and Lucy..you girls are just what this place needs,..A good sound bit of moral support and gentle,soothing words to caress those badly bruised egos.
Keep it up girls(fnarr fnarr)
And long may quality discussions like these continue
Greetings to all single men who contribute to this string and the rest of the site,
Please be realistic. Kit and I are a couple who ONLY swing with single men. We are lucky to get one weekend away a month. If we swing until we are 80, we should manage to get round to about 500 of you.
There are currently 3000 "Men seeking Couples" adverts on the site.
All we can do is apologise to the other 2500 single blokes, and to those of you who will have to wait up to 40 years.
lhk
KitKat
Please be realistic. Kit and I are a couple who ONLY swing with single men. We are lucky to get one weekend away a month. If we swing until we are 80, we should manage to get round to about 500 of you.
There are currently 3000 "Men seeking Couples" adverts on the site.
All we can do is apologise to the other 2500 single blokes, and to those of you who will have to wait up to 40 years.
lhk
KitKat
KitKat wrote
"and to those of you who will have to wait up to 40 years."
A woman in the soviet union (Ok it's an old joke) was informed that she was approaching the top of the list for a washing machine and it would be delivered the year after next.
She asked if they could be a bit more precise about the date and was told July. She persevered and was told that it would be on the second wednesday in the month.
Still she persevered and asked "would it be in the morning or afternoon?"
The apparachic was becoming exasperated and asked what difference it made since the delivery was more than 18 months away.
"Sorry to be a nuisance" she said, "But we've got a plumber coming in the morning."
So, KitKat, can you be a little more precise on my date please,
Gordon
"and to those of you who will have to wait up to 40 years."
A woman in the soviet union (Ok it's an old joke) was informed that she was approaching the top of the list for a washing machine and it would be delivered the year after next.
She asked if they could be a bit more precise about the date and was told July. She persevered and was told that it would be on the second wednesday in the month.
Still she persevered and asked "would it be in the morning or afternoon?"
The apparachic was becoming exasperated and asked what difference it made since the delivery was more than 18 months away.
"Sorry to be a nuisance" she said, "But we've got a plumber coming in the morning."
So, KitKat, can you be a little more precise on my date please,
Gordon
I agree with just about everything that has been posted here on this subject. But still maintain that it is even difficult for single guys to start up a friendship with couples/single fems before even meeting up, as most, when they find out the "chatter" is a single guy, dont want to know.
I have had this happen to me, time after time and I am definately not one of the pushy type
I have had this happen to me, time after time and I am definately not one of the pushy type
