Looking for single guys!

29 Dec 2004

miss most of criteria appart from being male!
However you're some sexy woman and I'd love to shag you!!!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cool

29 Dec 2004

This is the toughest test that i have taken since leaving school , but since that i have, here are my results ( and it is not good)lol
No 1 - Yes woohoo 1/1 (Good start)
No 2 - Alas no 1/2
No 3 - If the M1 is a motorway and not a carpark - Yes 2/3
No 4 - Not even in my Noddy Holder type platform boots 2/4
No 5 - How abnormal is small?? 2/5
No 6 - Another Yes 3/6
No 7 - Is also a Yes, but does not apply because of the previous poor score. 3/7
Terrible score - I will hang my head in shame

29 Dec 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Bollox, or not as the case may be.
I got jittery at the first fence............

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That got my whole day off to a good start.
Steve

29 Dec 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Fell at the second hurdle.

Errr, I think PoloLady you are very ageist sad

:( :( :( :( wink

29 Dec 2004

Quote by davidd03
7 out of 7 !! I'm a winner !!
But after previous contacts with Polo proved fruitless (after she failed to reply to me... twice) I'll not waste my time a third time.

:shock: I am in shock! I make a very big effort to reply to anyone who contacts me, it may take sometime on occassions were the old inbox is busy but to miss you twice is ringing alarm bells. I am off to check my in, out and sent boxes.
And if I don't find you in one of them, someone is in for a spanking! smackbottom

29 Dec 2004

Quote by HungryP
Fell at the second hurdle.

Errr, I think PoloLady you are very ageist sad

:( :( :( :( wink

Yes I am shallow! redface

We all have preferences, I am just being honest... when I have one to one meets GENERALLY I go for that age group - but as I said there are exceptions and also a different set for criteria for group fun :twisted:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
7 out of 7 !! I'm a winner !!
But after previous contacts with Polo proved fruitless (after she failed to reply to me... twice) I'll not waste my time a third time.

:shock: I am in shock! I make a very big effort to reply to anyone who contacts me, it may take sometime on occassions were the old inbox is busy but to miss you twice is ringing alarm bells. I am off to check my in, out and sent boxes.
And if I don't find you in one of them, someone is in for a spanking! smackbottom

Having just scanned my sent pm box......... Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!
12th Dec ..
(I replied)
For want of a better phrase... what is your age and location?
Do you have an ad? Mine is 123091
PS I am still answering PM's from Friday.
14th Dec ...
(you replied)
I am 31 and from Leicester.
BTW why the name pololady?
I replied
I am in Leicester too!
POLO is an acronym - Pants Off Legs Open
Ok they are not the greatest of literary scripts, but replies never the less!
Now someone needs a spanking :smackbottom: and because you have been a fibber, it's not gonna be you! lol

:lol: :lol:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
Yes I am shallow!

BRILLIANT, there is hope then coz I'm shallow too biggrin

:D :D :P

29 Dec 2004

Oh what a shame as I am single and i'm not biggrin

I have a part time partner but we don't live together. I'm also not in your area butthought i'd say it's an offer not to miss i am 110% sure guys - a polo not to miss wink

Have some good fun
J

29 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
7 out of 7 !! I'm a winner !!
But after previous contacts with Polo proved fruitless (after she failed to reply to me... twice) I'll not waste my time a third time.

:shock: I am in shock! I make a very big effort to reply to anyone who contacts me, it may take sometime on occassions were the old inbox is busy but to miss you twice is ringing alarm bells. I am off to check my in, out and sent boxes.
And if I don't find you in one of them, someone is in for a spanking! smackbottom

Having just scanned my sent pm box......... Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!
12th Dec ..
(I replied)
For want of a better phrase... what is your age and location?
Do you have an ad? Mine is 123091
PS I am still answering PM's from Friday.
14th Dec ...
(you replied)
I am 31 and from Leicester.
BTW why the name pololady?
I replied
I am in Leicester too!
POLO is an acronym - Pants Off Legs Open
Ok they are not the greatest of literary scripts, but replies never the less!
Now someone needs a spanking :smackbottom: and because you have been a fibber, it's not gonna be you! lol

:lol: :lol:
...and then I replied at, let me see... with a pertinent question. And got no reply sad

And I sent you a 'hello' three days later... and got no reply!!! :(
So it seems that Polo's pants are the ones on fire, which isn't relly a big problem considering the meaning of your acronymous name :!:

29 Dec 2004

just not close enough sad

29 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
Yes I am shallow! We all have preferences, I am just being honest...

Oh do be shallow! cool

It rules me out but I approve. Speaking personally, there's a lot too much "I love everyone" on SH. I mean life's not like that, we all have preferences and limits, down at the pub we don't have to put it in words, here we do and if we don't we should. Saves all sorts of bother.

29 Dec 2004

Now I forget how this thread started :!:
Was it a meet or was it a getting at Pololady confused

:

:sparring: banghead

29 Dec 2004

just out on no.3 sad

30 Dec 2004

Quote by master55
Now I forget how this thread started :!:
Was it a meet or was it a getting at Pololady :
:sparring:

I am a big girl - I can handle it lol

:lol: :lol:
And it's like it says on my signature, which basically translates into.....
If you don't like me or the way I do things...I don't give a nutty bob nugget! flipa

:lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Dec 2004

whatever a nutty bob nugget is confused

: It made me lol

30 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
I am a big girl - I can handle it :lol: :lol:
And it's like it says on my signature, which basically translates into.....
If you don't like me or the way I do things...I don't give a nutty bob nugget!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like big girls... forget the search criteria and drop me a PM...

30 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
Now I forget how this thread started :!:
Was it a meet or was it a getting at Pololady :
:sparring:

I am a big girl - I can handle it lol

:lol: :lol:
And it's like it says on my signature, which basically translates into.....
If you don't like me or the way I do things...I don't give a nutty bob nugget! flipa

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Best Wishes to you PoloLady.
I do like it when a lady sticks up for herself :!: biggrin

:happy:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by davidd03
7 out of 7 !! I'm a winner !!
But after previous contacts with Polo proved fruitless (after she failed to reply to me... twice) I'll not waste my time a third time.

:shock: I am in shock! I make a very big effort to reply to anyone who contacts me, it may take sometime on occassions were the old inbox is busy but to miss you twice is ringing alarm bells. I am off to check my in, out and sent boxes.
And if I don't find you in one of them, someone is in for a spanking! smackbottom

Having just scanned my sent pm box......... Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!
12th Dec ..
(I replied)
For want of a better phrase... what is your age and location?
Do you have an ad? Mine is 123091
PS I am still answering PM's from Friday.
14th Dec ...
(you replied)
I am 31 and from Leicester.
BTW why the name pololady?
I replied
I am in Leicester too!
POLO is an acronym - Pants Off Legs Open
Ok they are not the greatest of literary scripts, but replies never the less!
Now someone needs a spanking :smackbottom: and because you have been a fibber, it's not gonna be you! lol

:lol: :lol:
...and then I replied at, let me see... with a pertinent question. And got no reply sad

And I sent you a 'hello' three days later... and got no reply!!! :(
So it seems that Polo's pants are the ones on fire, which isn't relly a big problem considering the meaning of your acronymous name :!:
OK I give up , there probably was a reason if i didnt reply but I have no idea what it was at this moment in time. Sometimes I give up after repeatedly requesting a photo! Who Knows! I just don't have the energy to debate this today. You win! I am a bad person!

30 Dec 2004

Quote by freckledbird
whatever a nutty bob nugget is : It made me

a nutty bob nugget is a nugget of nutty bob :lol:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
a nutty bob nugget is a nugget of nutty bob

aaaaaaahhh, I thought it was an adjective; to Bob on someones Nutty Nuggets

30 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
7 out of 7 !! I'm a winner !!
But after previous contacts with Polo proved fruitless (after she failed to reply to me... twice) I'll not waste my time a third time.

:shock: I am in shock! I make a very big effort to reply to anyone who contacts me, it may take sometime on occassions were the old inbox is busy but to miss you twice is ringing alarm bells. I am off to check my in, out and sent boxes.
And if I don't find you in one of them, someone is in for a spanking! smackbottom

Having just scanned my sent pm box......... Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!
12th Dec ..
(I replied)
For want of a better phrase... what is your age and location?
Do you have an ad? Mine is 123091
PS I am still answering PM's from Friday.
14th Dec ...
(you replied)
I am 31 and from Leicester.
BTW why the name pololady?
I replied
I am in Leicester too!
POLO is an acronym - Pants Off Legs Open
Ok they are not the greatest of literary scripts, but replies never the less!
Now someone needs a spanking :smackbottom: and because you have been a fibber, it's not gonna be you! lol

:lol: :lol:
...and then I replied at, let me see... with a pertinent question. And got no reply sad

And I sent you a 'hello' three days later... and got no reply!!! :(
So it seems that Polo's pants are the ones on fire, which isn't relly a big problem considering the meaning of your acronymous name :!:
OK I give up , there probably was a reason if i didnt reply but I have no idea what it was at this moment in time. Sometimes I give up after repeatedly requesting a photo! Who Knows! I just don't have the energy to debate this today. You win! I am a bad person!
Now why on earth did you change the size of that PoloLady confused

:
There was no need. Stick up for yourself :!: :!:
Or are you into self abuse :?:

30 Dec 2004

This is my first posting.
I pass all your criteria and live just up the M6 from you. Junc 17.
You sound top draw fun.... biggrin

Interested...?

30 Dec 2004

:cry:
Sod it! I fell at the 1st hurdle biggrin

30 Dec 2004

Quote by davidd03
So it seems that Polo's pants are the ones on fire:

Just to put every ones mind at rest. There is no need for concern.... my knickers are not burning.
But I have been told my pussy is pretty damn 'hot'! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Dec 2004

hi polo,
if ur pussy is hot mabey u need something water based to cool it down :twisted: - sorry I couldnt resis that crap joke
lol

MIKE

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Cheeky_Monkey
This is my first posting.
I pass all your criteria and live just up the M6 from you. Junc 17.
You sound top draw fun....
Interested...?

Please read criteria number 7 once more and then have a look at how to pm wink

It might be an advantage to include details of how I get to see a photo of you :shock:
Don't give up, it wasn't a total flop for your first attempt, but it could still do with some work on it smile

30 Dec 2004

Me thinks Cheeky Monkey is on to a winner here :!: :thumbup: wink

30 Dec 2004

Quote by master55
Me thinks Cheeky Monkey is on to a winner here :!: :thumbup:

I like to do my bit to bring in the fresh blood :wink: lol

:lol:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
Me thinks Cheeky Monkey is on to a winner here :!: :thumbup:

I like to do my bit to bring in the fresh blood :wink: lol

:lol:
Sort of Florence Nightingale then :!: :lol: