Midlands Social Evening - 7th October

2 Sep 2005

I am arranging a social shopping evening on Friday 7th October at Tesco. The exact branch and opening hours will be forwarded to those who are interested nearer the time. This is purely a social evening for like minded adults to join in an activity and get to know each other. There will be members of the public at the venue so controlled behaviour is expected at all times â€“ especially in the fruit and veg department.
The venue can accommodate a very large number of shoppers â€“ 30 checkouts in all â€“ so the only restrictions will be any that are chosen to keep the riff-raff away.
Singles are welcome at this particular venue, though you will find mostly couples in the main aisles. Any single females who would feel more comfortable going along as part of a couple, please donâ€™t be put off. There are always plenty of single guys willing to hook up for the night. Either add your name and see what happens or I will gladly pair you up with a male chaperone for the evening.
Alcohol , refreshments and music are all available at a reasonable cost (RRP) and you can earn reward points too (all alcohol must be purchased before 11pm.)
Condoms are readily available in many varieties for those of you planning to move on to an after party in the carpark â€“ so no excuses there guys!
Lets go shopping! biggrin

2 Sep 2005

Can we go to Asda instead only i have a 10% staff discount card

2 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Can we go to Asda instead only i have a 10% staff discount card

What they only give you 10%.....stingy gits!!

2 Sep 2005

Quote by da69ve
Can we go to Asda instead only i have a 10% staff discount card

What they only give you 10%.....stingy gits!!
yeah :cry:
i get all the bargins out the warehouse first tho

2 Sep 2005

As this is the first time I have tried anything like this I would prefer to keep to a branded store I recognise. I am aware that the store manager is open minded to the swinging community and is happy for us to shop there.
If this goes well maybe we can organised another shopping evening at your Asda!

2 Sep 2005

Quote by PoloLady
As this is the first time I have tried anything like this I would prefer to keep to a branded store I recognise. I am aware that the store manager is open minded to the swinging community and is happy for us to shop there.
If this goes well maybe we can organised another shopping evening at your Asda!

whoo hoo cool i'll even iron my blouse instead of my polo shirt
the breads on me
Put me down as a deffo for the event :wink:

2 Sep 2005

I believe that some people might think that since this is an organised meet in a vanilla environment, that it could be called a Munch. However, as it is a food retail department, this is not so. People have been known to take food from the shelves and consume it before reaching the checkout. this is commonly known as grazing (Ali, correct me if I'm wrong). Therefore, to save offending the staff, we cannot mention Munching, in case they think we mean 'grazing' and throw everyone out.
I hope that clears up any problems you may have, lol

Mal
Always ready to help!!

2 Sep 2005

Pololady
Count me in please, I just soooooooooo love shopping lol

Tescos' woooohooooooo
:P :P

2 Sep 2005

Will this kind manager set up some tasting tables?? Try before you buy type thing?
A) line of males all washed, scrubbed and waiting to be picked
B) queue of females all ready to taste the lovely line up of males before making their final choice, heading for the checkout and then unwrapping their goods at home
I can just see it!
:shock: :shock:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Mal
I believe that some people might think that since this is an organised meet in a vanilla environment, that it could be called a Munch. However, as it is a food retail department, this is not so. People have been known to take food from the shelves and consume it before reaching the checkout. this is commonly known as grazing (Ali, correct me if I'm wrong). Therefore, to save offending the staff, we cannot mention Munching, in case they think we mean 'grazing' and throw everyone out.
I hope that clears up any problems you may have,
Mal
Always ready to help!!

grazing is allowed so long as its to shut up screaming kids and all packages are saved and put thro the till, however i'm quite sure a bunch of roudy swingers would falling into the same catogory as screaming kids so we should be ok

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Mal
People have been known to take food from the shelves and consume it before reaching the checkout. this is commonly known as grazing

:uhoh: Oh, so it has a name...............
Well, the boiled eggs at Morrisons salad bar always look soooooooooooo tasty redface

2 Sep 2005

Well, to those who are going - make sure you check the "use by" dates on the products. lol

2 Sep 2005

Polo Lady - you never fail to amaze me - this is by far the funniest thing I've read on here in ages!
Full points for the most Bizarre, Surreal and far out meet up post ever!!!
Roger the Dragon cool

:lol: :lol:
BTW - will there be a speed dating element when everyone takes a number from the deli counter?

2 Sep 2005

Please could me n Hornyred ask for an invite,
We would be honour`d to be part of such an original, unique and lets face it, ground breaking idea, this has to be the way forward for s/h.
I will volunteer to make the official munch badges, if thats ok with you polo lady biggrin

Could you please let me know via pm if you require a large badge, ie(H`red and Dino)
for the front of a shopping trolley,
Or a small badge, ie(Hornyred) or (Dino) for the front of a shopping basket.
Up the aisle with Swinging heaven :thumbup: wink

Dino.

:lol: :lol:

2 Sep 2005

prior to the rush of newbies asking to come along, you should set up a similar event at Netto as an introduction

3 Sep 2005

we cant afford tesco, can we go to aldi instead, its been an expensive month

3 Sep 2005

Will there be the usual buy 2 get one free type offers?? lol

3 Sep 2005

Quote by Dino.
.I will volunteer to make the official munch badges, if thats ok with you polo lady
Could you please let me know via pm if you require a large badge, ie(H`red and Dino)
for the front of a shopping trolley,
Or a small badge, ie(Hornyred) or (Dino) for the front of a shopping basket.

I'll have a big one please

3 Sep 2005

hiya i would love to come biggrin

3 Sep 2005

What part of the midlands are we talking about xx

3 Sep 2005

Quote by derbym88
What part of the midlands are we talking about xx

Somewhere just south of Nottingham.

3 Sep 2005

If it's at a Tesco Express, you'd better limit the numbers. It gets a little cramped in those places.

3 Sep 2005

Polo.
Should one bring one's own readymade list or is there a communal one?
Are there any criteria for being allowed to join this event or is it a first-come-first-serve basis? Will there be enough trolleys? What if I'm a veggie? Must I still follow you all to the meat counter or can I hang out by the fish?
So many questions.
Please clarify - I find your post a little under-informative.
Thank you.
Sunbunny x

3 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
Will there be the usual buy 2 get one free type offers??

And will the normal no quibble guarantees apply if we're not 'completely satisfied' with (or should that be by) our 'purchases'?? wink

I think we should be told.

3 Sep 2005

This has gotta be better than online shopping !!

3 Sep 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Polo.
Should one bring one's own readymade list or is there a communal one?

Bring your own - everyone has different tastes and some have none at all. lol

Quote by SunBunny
Are there any criteria for being allowed to join this event or is it a first-come-first-serve basis?

Yes there is a criteria - but it is secret and subject to change at any moment. Other than that, selection will be on a 'how much I want to shag you' basis with some extras added to make the numbers up. rolleyes

(Club Card holders will of course get priority)

Quote by SunBunny
Will there be enough trolleys?

Oh Yes!

Quote by SunBunny
What if I'm a veggie? Must I still follow you all to the meat counter or can I hang out by the fish?

Leave the meat counting to me. :twisted:
Don't hang out by the fish :shock:

4 Sep 2005

Quote by Phoenix
If it's at a Tesco Express, you'd better limit the numbers. It gets a little cramped in those places.

Whilst I cannot give out the exact branch details yet.... I can say it is not an "express".
It is a very spacious venue with 30 checkouts (not including the tobacco/lottery tills).

4 Sep 2005

:rascal:

4 Sep 2005

I must point out:
Whilst this is a purely social meeting/event and entry to the venue is free - there may be a small deposit required for your trolley. No profit will be made by the organiser and your deposit refunded on return of your trolley.
Baskets as always require no deposit.

4 Sep 2005

Quote by PoloLady
The venue can accommodate a very large number of shoppers â€“ 30 checkouts in all â€“ so the only restrictions will be any that are chosen to keep the riff-raff away.

Now you've gone and hurt my wee, sensitive feelings :cry: :cry: .
Besides, I'm sure it contravenes the European Convention on Human Rights wink

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