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MY AD..................MY NOB

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Quote by Dino.

This is my nob, what do u think ladies biggrin :D hornyred says its not a big one, but size doesnt matter its what u do with it (i can open a door with mine) lol :D :D So ladies,,does my nob do it for u wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

OMG...... should my guys nob really look like that ????
We are doing it all wrong then..................I will tell him we cant do it anymore when he gets in from work !!!................. he obviously has faulty equipment...............lol
So heres the scenario, I'm 19, fully aware of the typical stereotype of young males my age, want to get into swinging regardless, always maintain a mature, adult attitude and conversational style, and believe that one day, maybe just maybe I could get accepted into this adult utopian swingers paradise...
Then a few days into my membership of said community, I check the forum and come across this absolutely adult topic, where most of the esteemed, distinguished members are discussing the likeness and phallic simile of doorknobs, and the oh so funny play-on-words thats is "tits".
You should all be ashamed of yourselves! What kind of example is this setting to the younger generation of swingers?! Your all grounded, and no pocket money for a month!
just cos my nobs bigger than your nob ,,,ner ner ni ner ner ! ! ! lol
Oh, oh, oh thats real mature Dino!
Besides, it's not the size of the ship it's the motion in the ocean! ner ner ner ner neeer
Quote by Loowis
So heres the scenario, I'm 19, fully aware of the typical stereotype of young males my age, want to get into swinging regardless, always maintain a mature, adult attitude and conversational style, and believe that one day, maybe just maybe I could get accepted into this adult utopian swingers paradise...
Then a few days into my membership of said community, I check the forum and come across this absolutely adult topic, where most of the esteemed, distinguished members are discussing the likeness and phallic simile of doorknobs, and the oh so funny play-on-words thats is "tits".
You should all be ashamed of yourselves! What kind of example is this setting to the younger generation of swingers?! Your all grounded, and no pocket money for a month!

Oooh! That's so unfair, I hate you! </Kevin the teenager> lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Hahahahahaha I love it here!

I am soooo sorry Bilko, I just couldn't help myself.
his all nobs n knockers that bilko... lol
Quote by mattmoleman

I am soooo sorry Bilko, I just couldn't help myself.
Sarge, thats my nob and youve squashed it ! ! :shock: :shock:
Quote by Dino.
cheers carol , i was up all last night polishing it as hard as i could so its in perfect condition for the yorkshire munch wink :wink: biggrin

Im sorry i wont be there to see it at the Yorkshire munch sad
Will you be giving it a good polish for the NE munch so i can see it then :wink: :D
Carol
Ps Sarge give it back to Dino as im sure it will look better on him :D
Quote by Dino.

I am soooo sorry Bilko, I just couldn't help myself.
Sarge, thats my nob and youve squashed it ! ! :shock: :shock:
Fantastic Matt - you can't even see the joins!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dino
My apologies for squashing your nob!! redface surprisedops: :oops: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pssst!! Wanna see the wife's nipples?? confused :? :?
(Sorry Loowis!!) redface surprisedops: :oops:

WOW,nipples in various states of arousal,cool,john
this just keeps getting better, i can't wait to show you a few pictures of a flange biggrin well i would if i could work out how to import it into this post damn. sad
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Love it folks! Had me in stitches. Childish, I know. But very funny.
Ive since been for corrective knob surgery, cost me a bob or two but im sure you can see what a difference its made, worth every penny imo biggrin
Dino
lol
I do wish you wouldn't do this to me on a Sunday morning!!!
I want a close up and personall inspection
Quote by Dino
Ive since been for corrective knob surgery, cost me a bob or two but im sure you can see what a difference its made, worth every penny imo biggrin

It's looking good Dino - Lovely & shiny.
Let me know if you need any help polishing it :rascal:
Ok while we're at it, I may as well show you my ass
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ok while we're at it, I may as well show you my ass

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My bum
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My bum

Your ass is better lol
Ang on a min ! thats not your bum, thats Meaty on his hols :lol: :lol: wink
Quote by Dino
My bum

Your ass is better lol
Ang on a min ! thats not your bum, thats Meaty on his hols :lol: :lol: wink
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Blimey Sassy-Seren, that's an impressive ass....I don't know if my butt can live up to that!
Like my tassel ?

Its only a little one but works well lol
Tony wink
Serendipity, that's a mighty fine butt you have there hunni. Want to see my nips too?
Heres my balls lol they double up as a set of knockers too biggrin