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Quote by hellyhardon
i did consider theropy but they would do the job in hand so ill try the touching my ass and if it works and i dont end up speaking sperm ill let you know

If it works - go fuck yourself!
lol :lol: :lol:
Can I recommence the countdown now??
9
:kick: :kick:
what is going on ,ive got a big big juicey hardon and then stuck it in some deep heat then ice and now ive got to fuck myself ,all i wanted was to make some friends and have some hot and horny mutal sex ,if i knew i was going to end up fucking myself why did i bother with this site or is this a coffee morning site
creem bun anyone
Quote by hellyhardon
its so fun here thanks for that hope you feel better ,this is ment to be a site to get to know people ,not for pmt ,if you took the time to talk you would find im a kind and funny guy with a very full life
a yaght skipper
2.i have my own engineering company

I do hope your navigation skills and business acumen are better than your spelling :!:
I see no ships :eeek:
He is - by popular demand - an EX member and a fully blown twat!
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
It was fun while it lasted, but thanks for putting us all out of our misery.
love
Jackie and Ben
xxx
10, 9, 2, and poof he gone lol
What happened to 8,7,6,5,4,3 and one lol
Quote by Jags
He is - by popular demand - an EX member and a fully blown twat!

Shame he didn't have one of those already, he could have sorted himself out instead of boring everyone else with his tales of woe.
Bugger, missed the idoit baiting
at least i managed to warn New Orleans of the impending jizz wave from a passing ships captain/buisnessman/entrapreneur/fuckwitt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Bugger, missed the idoit baiting
at least i managed to warn New Orleans of the impending jizz wave from a passing ships captain/buisnessman/entrapreneur/fuckwitt

rotflmao :rotflmao:
M2P,I'm sure you meant to say dyslexic fuckwitt (I wonder if he has a degree in twatology).
Quote by hellyhardon
its so fun here thanks for that hope you feel better ,this is ment to be a site to get to know people ,not for pmt ,if you took the time to talk you would find im a kind and funny guy with a very full life
a yaght skipper
2.i have my own engineering company
regarded as great fun by frinds and clients
4,i treat people how they treat me (with respect which you are obviosly missing)
any way im still smililing because the rest of you are great fun

Take your self in hand in front of a mirror, and fall in love,(bye - bye).
passionkiss :wanker: :giggle: :wanker: : :grin:
What a laugh reading all the replys, put a smile on my dial for the day !
Now that was a fun reading... Did he not detect that the more he pursued Jags as a mod he was pissing up the wrong tree trying the wind up technique...
My heart goes out to you Jags for tolerating the bellend as long as you did... as in even allowed him to stay after the pm....
lol
Quote by Benz2502
Now that was a fun reading... Did he not detect that the more he pursued Jags as a mod he was pissing up the wrong tree trying the wind up technique...
My heart goes out to you Jags for tolerating the bellend as long as you did... as in even allowed him to stay after the pm....
lol

His persistence in calling me 'hun' in PM, even after I had told him not to, was his death knell really - that and his twatty way of posting. He was just on a wind up, him and two others were obviously school kids doing a little derring do - but their derring do became derring don't very swiftly.
Sometimes being a Mod is just so satisfying. redface surprisedops:
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
Now that was a fun reading... Did he not detect that the more he pursued Jags as a mod he was pissing up the wrong tree trying the wind up technique...
My heart goes out to you Jags for tolerating the bellend as long as you did... as in even allowed him to stay after the pm....
lol

His persistence in calling me 'hun' in PM, even after I had told him not to, was his death knell really - that and his twatty way of posting. He was just on a wind up, him and two others were obviously school kids doing a little derring do - but their derring do became derring don't very swiftly.
Sometimes being a Mod is just so satisfying. redface surprisedops:
lol :lol:
I'm sorry to hear that.....Darling ! bolt
If he was after a good tharshing he certianly got what was coming to him, teach us newbies to keep in line, eh what!
Quote by Badexample2
If he was after a good tharshing he certianly got what was coming to him, teach us newbies to keep in line, eh what!

Eh, what? Indeed...
dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Please don't lock these threads too early loverly mod people, it's like playing idiot skittles.
they line themselves up and it's just so much fun. even the noobs (those with functioning brains) seem to like it :bounce: :bounce:
Idiot Skittles, think i might copyright that name
Idiot Skittles eh???
Now that would be a great new topic... might start it later and get each person to nominate say 3 of the most annoying celebs that they would want to put into the line of fire as it were...
Cheers.. think I will do that now...