i am so so horny id fuck anything that moves,walks talk ,im gonna shoot my hot creemy cum all over the room if some one doesnt find me a wet hole or a pair of nice tits or an ass to cum on it will be wasted ,please get in touch al you couples and females in hampshire ,my cock is so so hard im going insane
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my cock is bursting with hot uzzing cum
:blink: :blink: :blink: 
:dry: :banghead:
Sex God
I think there's a wank club down your way somewhere. 
You could always start your own if you get desperate? :P
You could always start your own if you get desperate? :P
8-)Quote by hellyhardon
i am so so horny id fuck anything that moves,walks talk ,im gonna shoot my hot creemy cum all over the room if some one doesnt find me a wet hole or a pair of nice tits or an ass to cum on it will be wasted ,please get in touch al you couples and females in hampshire ,my cock is so so hard im going insane
Be afraid.......be very afraid!! :eeek:
Sex God
Oh Jags, I think you've pulled :giggle:
Quote by hellyhardon
i am so so horny id fuck anything that moves,walks talk ,im gonna shoot my hot creemy cum all over the room if some one doesnt find me a wet hole or a pair of nice tits or an ass to cum on it will be wasted ,please get in touch al you couples and females in hampshire ,my cock is so so hard im going insane
....presumably you know exactly what to do when the fantastic moment arrives ......... specifically... you know how to please the unfortunate female that is to be the recipient of this hot uzzing? cum ......... that you will ensure that she enjoys the experience too...
Plonker!!!
Sex God
Quote by hellyhardon
i am imediatly hard very very hard my bell end is gonna explode into a million bits and im very afraid,save meee!!!!!!
Hello, is there a Doctor in the house, help needed please
hellyhardon, try running it under the cold tap or in ice and the swelling will soon subside!
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Oh Jags, I think you've pulled :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 5 ..........4..........3 .........2 .....
Sex God
Quote by Jags
He's on countdown since he sent me an unwanted and TWATTY PM!:roll:
10
Not yet. Not yet! :twisted:
its so fun here thanks for that hope you feel better ,this is ment to be a site to get to know people ,not for pmt ,if you took the time to talk you would find im a kind and funny guy with a very full life
a yaght skipper
2.i have my own engineering company
regarded as great fun by frinds and clients
4,i treat people how they treat me (with respect which you are obviosly missing)
any way im still smililing because the rest of you are great fun
a yaght skipper
2.i have my own engineering company
regarded as great fun by frinds and clients
4,i treat people how they treat me (with respect which you are obviosly missing)
any way im still smililing because the rest of you are great fun
Sex God
Hmmmm, not much grasp of human biology here - cum resides in the testicles (to be precise in the epididymis) until less than a second before ejaculation. If his cock is nearly bursting with cum, something is terribly wrong! :cry:
Quote by hellyhardon
its so fun here thanks for that hope you feel better ,this is ment to be a site to get to know people ,not for pmt ,if you took the time to talk you would find im a kind and funny guy with a very full life
a yaght skipper
2.i have my own engineering company
regarded as great fun by frinds and clients
4,i treat people how they treat me (with respect which you are obviosly missing)
any way im still smililing because the rest of you are great fun
Sorry for being rather pedantic and I do sympathise with your diasbility; having to type one-handed, but what is a yaght? Is it a type of yoghurt? Does it help with PMT? If it lowers cholesterol too then maybe you could persuade Carol Vorderman to ditch that other stuff and get on board.
Still smililing (a mixture of smile and simile I presume) too, thanks for a great laugh tonight Helly, I needed it!
Sex God
I forgot to ask:
What is "uzzing cum" anyway? :dunno:
What is "uzzing cum" anyway?
:dunno: Sex God
Quote by Ianito
its so fun here thanks for that hope you feel better ,this is ment to be a site to get to know people ,not for pmt ,if you took the time to talk you would find im a kind and funny guy with a very full life
a yaght skipper
2.i have my own engineering company
regarded as great fun by frinds and clients
4,i treat people how they treat me (with respect which you are obviosly missing)
any way im still smililing because the rest of you are great fun
Sorry for being rather pedantic and I do sympathise with your diasbility; having to type one-handed, but what is a yaght? Is it a type of yoghurt? Does it help with PMT? If it lowers cholesterol too then maybe you could persuade Carol Vorderman to ditch that other stuff and get on board.
Still smililing (a mixture of smile and simile I presume) too, thanks for a great laugh tonight Helly, I needed it!
Yaght is probably what he eats whilst smililing with his frinds
Quote by bluexxx
Yaght is probably what he eats whilst smililing with his frinds
I think I've been a little discourteous with dear old Helly before, I do believe he speaks an ancient dialect of German.
'its ment im yaght im frinds, obviosly smililing'! :?
Das ist supergut Herr Hardon!
Quote by hellyhardon
i am so so horny id fuck anything that moves,walks talk ,im gonna shoot my hot creemy cum all over the room if some one doesnt find me a wet hole or a pair of nice tits or an ass to cum on it will be wasted ,please get in touch al you couples and females in hampshire ,my cock is so so hard im going insane
Try some deep heat mate, it'll soothe the pain and irritation. Alternatively, go out on a saturday night
Sex God
Quote by hellyhardon
im telling ya deep heat does not work i rubbed it all over my bell e.d and it made me harder so then i stuck it in a bag of ice and that made it go a bit pale bit it still stayed hard what can i do
ill have to get the blender out but even that will only take off 3 inches
Have you considered therapy? :shock:
Sex God
nooooooooo don't touch your arse with it, the bloody stuff will probably circulate round and he'll be back where he started :eeek:
