Need a blowjob

21 Jun 2005

get in touch if u wna suck me off, leeds/wakefield areas
(females only)

21 Jun 2005

Alright ladies get in line! lol

....or is that guys?

21 Jun 2005

how can any woman (or bi guy) not repsond to this

21 Jun 2005

this is ladies only, sorry guys

21 Jun 2005

Quote by straightup_69
get in touch if u wna suck me off, leeds/wakefield areas
(females only)

is that all ur after just a bj?

21 Jun 2005

what if a lady wants to give you a bj in say......Bolton or............heck even Preston dunno

21 Jun 2005

Here mate you need to put more details women are put of with one liners BLOW JOB come on dude you need to be a gentle man wine and dine them and then later if you're lucky you might get what you're looking for, not this way. It sound like you're just a kid!
Tony

21 Jun 2005

Quote by rub me
Here mate you need to put more details women are put of with one liners BLOW JOB come on dude you need to be a gentle man wine and dine them and then later if you're lucky you might get what you're looking for, not this way. It sound like you're just a kid!
Tony

Ah the sweet sound of common sense and reason!!!
p.s any ladies wanna come and give me a blow job? wink

21 Jun 2005

AndyS-NE
LOL

21 Jun 2005

Quote by straightup_69
get in touch if u wna suck me off, leeds/wakefield areas
(females only)

Now if only I lived in Leeds/Wakefield and was desperate
But I don't and I'm not :giggle:

21 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
get in touch if u wna suck me off, leeds/wakefield areas
(females only)

Now if only I lived in Leeds/Wakefield and was desperate
But I don't and I'm not :giggle:
and i am even further south

21 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
get in touch if u wna suck me off, leeds/wakefield areas
(females only)

Now if only I lived in Leeds/Wakefield and was desperate
But I don't and I'm not :giggle:
Dawn, you are normally on crowd control duties, ..............
Where are the crowd barriers??
rolleyes

21 Jun 2005

This is a wonderful post - no wonder single males find it so hard when we are competing with such an erudite master.
In addition he does not even live up to his nickname, since when did a 69 only involve one way oral?

21 Jun 2005

Oh well....looks like i wasn't needed for crowd control....i'm off then!

21 Jun 2005

Quote by rub me
Here mate you need to put more details women are put of with one liners BLOW JOB come on dude you need to be a gentle man wine and dine them and then later if you're lucky you might get what you're looking for, not this way. It sound like you're just a kid!
Tony

Heavy duty male requires a fine horny sexy female to endulge in the beauties of the fruits of his labour? The raunchy little devil must be situated around the leeds and wakefield area.

21 Jun 2005

Quote by niceguysdoexist
what if a lady wants to give you a bj in say......Bolton or............heck even Preston

Damn I wish I was in preston, I could really do with a nice long blow job.

21 Jun 2005

Quote by straightup_69
what if a lady wants to give you a bj in say......Bolton or............heck even Preston

Damn I wish I was in preston, I could really do with a nice long blow job.
To put it in a nice way You have no fucking chance lol

Sorry but it pays to be honest

21 Jun 2005

Quote by knight_of_the_round_table
what if a lady wants to give you a bj in say......Bolton or............heck even Preston

Damn I wish I was in preston, I could really do with a nice long blow job.
To put it in a nice way You have no fucking chance lol

Sorry but it pays to be honest
:cry:

21 Jun 2005

Quote by straightup_69
what if a lady wants to give you a bj in say......Bolton or............heck even Preston

Damn I wish I was in preston, I could really do with a nice long blow job.
How about roughly half way between Bolton and Preston.....................
....................... say, roughly the Chorley area..........................
rotflmao

:grin:

:thumbup:

21 Jun 2005

You have to be cruel to be kind!!
Maybe if you gave the lovely ladies of this site more information they may and only may be slightly interested.
Chin up mate

21 Jun 2005

Quote by knight_of_the_round_table
You have to be cruel to be kind!!
Maybe if you gave the lovely ladies of this site more information they may and only may be slightly interested.
Chin up mate

I'll tell you what, write it for me.

21 Jun 2005

I dont think i can be that harsh in one night sorry but please feel free to use your imagination, come up with a witty comment, describe yourself the best way you can. Also state more of what you are after not just one line like ' i need a blowjob'.
However tempting it is to write something like that think about it from the other persons point of view! It apears like you are desperate and thats not the point of this site!
Maybe you should think long and hard about what you should write and maybe try again but for now dont bother wasting your time and our time!!
Thanks mad

21 Jun 2005

Quote by knight_of_the_round_table
I dont think i can be that harsh in one night sorry but please feel free to use your imagination, come up with a witty comment, describe yourself the best way you can. Also state more of what you are after not just one line like ' i need a blowjob'.
However tempting it is to write something like that think about it from the other persons point of view! It apears like you are desperate and thats not the point of this site!
Maybe you should think long and hard about what you should write and maybe try again but for now dont bother wasting your time and our time!!
Thanks

Sorry, don't think I am wasting your time it's just I cannot think of anything more elaborate, jsut getting straight to the point really.
I think I'll put more effort in and say: Adventurous young male seeks female for freindship, companionship and mutual oral sex. Want's a friend not a fuckbuddy, enjoys lasting conversations on a range of topics, and lasting blowjob's aswell. Please get in touch in the Leeds/Wakefield area.
Thanks, J.

21 Jun 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Hiya straightup

this site is about fun - it may just mean thinking a bit more about what you write. people will be more amenable to help if you don't go at it like a bull in a china shop.
Good Luck
Steph

Or...er... not going at it like a bull in a china shop.. like he will be the way he's aiming at the moment... Could be painful doing it that roughly anyway lol

21 Jun 2005

Did this guy get his BJ?
lol

22 Jun 2005

Now I tell you what, I think you should give the guy a break. who cares if his advert is crude? its better to not dilly dance around the maypole hiding the true purpose of this site.
I mean if a straight single female posted something similar, asking to be licked out, it would have been a different story. oh and by the way im not new here, i just forgot my password and had to create another profile.
Anyway, enough ranting from me,
happy posting surprised

23 Jun 2005

Hey mate you got there in the end.
You should have donr that in the first place.
Tony
p.s has anyone offered you a blow job yet.

6 Jul 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
dont know
but i know someone who is tho
wonders if yorkshire b j's are the same as southern b j's

Maybe they're bigger and you get more for your money (shot)? wink

No evidence of Northern ones so I can't do any real analysis. Anyone from up north for a bit of scientific experimentation?? rolleyes

6 Jul 2005

i have to be careful here !!!!!
Well its not where you get the BJ its the "WHO" and its all down to training................so who are the best trainers for the girl is it northern guys or southern guys ??????? :twisted: