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Sex God
I can say for cetain that xxdevil69 has a very nice ass indeed 
:twisted:
Anyways, what are you lot doing being mean to little old caltoe?????? You've slagged him off then hijaked his thread..... and I could have fitted him in in the interim between Corrie and EastEnders tonight.... there is a 2 min window between the two where I am very bored
>... Now you've gone and chased him away..... shame on you, you naughty people
for Mal609
:smackbottom: for Mark Surrey
and a big :smackbottom: for xxdevil69
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: Anyways, what are you lot doing being mean to little old caltoe?????? You've slagged him off then hijaked his thread..... and I could have fitted him in in the interim between Corrie and EastEnders tonight.... there is a 2 min window between the two where I am very bored
>... Now you've gone and chased him away..... shame on you, you naughty people for Mal609:smackbottom: for Mark Surrey
and a big :smackbottom: for xxdevil69
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Exactly! Who said I was only inviting caltoe! :twisted: :twisted:
Mod
Quote by xxdevil69Tinker!!!
hmmmmmm very spankable!!!!! :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
I can say for cetain that xxdevil69 has a very nice ass indeed :lol: :twisted:
Oh yes? and what about mine, oh photographer extrordinaire?
Mal
Sex God
I want you all to have cum and gone before the end of the EastEnders title music though :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Lucifer..... what gave you the impression that I'm not bi........... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Please let me be bi..... all the girls and boys in the cool gang are bi..... please let me join the cool gang..... please, please, please....
I am, I am, I am....
I fancy Xena Warrior Princess so I must be bi :wink: :wink:
Please let me be bi..... all the girls and boys in the cool gang are bi..... please let me join the cool gang..... please, please, please....
I am, I am, I am....
I fancy Xena Warrior Princess so I must be bi
:wink: :wink: 
Mod
Quote by bluexxx
I fancy Xena Warrior Princess so I must be bi
so do I - does that make me Bi? :shock:
Mal
:wink:
Sex God
No.... but you can join the cool gang just for fancying Xena :inlove:
Sex God
No, definately doesn't count....... they have no class like Xena :inlove:
Sex God
I'll come and fill in your 2 minutes between the soaps blue.. and couldn't give a shit whether you're bi or not!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
:lol2: ALL these replies ... and I bet he STILL won't get a blow this weekend ... :lol2:
:cry: ... sadly, me neither ... :cry:
:cry: ... sadly, me neither ... :cry:
Sex God
Hey, this is turning into a 2 min orgy! Great! let's hope BBC1 are running a bit late.... it will give us an extra couple of mins for fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Mod
Just think of the fun you can have if they have a party political broadcast!! :lol2:
Sex God
Or a powercut! That would be REALLY fun... all those groping hands in the dark :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Mod
Perhaps you can have a darkroom at your party? :twisted: Wicked!!
Sex God
Ooooohhhhhh, yeah..... hmmmm................ not having a great deal of rooms to choose from 
... I'll give it some thought............. well, there's only two choices for a dark room really:
1. the box room
or
2. the attic room
Not the main bedroom cos that has lots of mirrors that I'm sure people might want to make use of :twisted: .... and not the living room cos there has to be somewhere for people to sit and have a rest :shock:
... I'll give it some thought............. well, there's only two choices for a dark room really:1. the box room
or
2. the attic room
Not the main bedroom cos that has lots of mirrors that I'm sure people might want to make use of :twisted: .... and not the living room cos there has to be somewhere for people to sit and have a rest :shock:
Been lurking on the site for months but finally decided to register and join in the fun. There seems to be a lot of genuine people on here and I just wanted to say that some of us newbies have taken the trouble to read the advice pages and read postings to see how this whole thing works. Anyone who doesn't, and just posts "fancy a blowjob" messages like this must be either very sad, illiterate or just damn lazy.
He says, hoping that he hasn't done something that the mods will castigate him for (not into castigation...well, not often).
And yes, xxdevil has a very fine ass (or arse, depending how you vote....)
He says, hoping that he hasn't done something that the mods will castigate him for (not into castigation...well, not often).
And yes, xxdevil has a very fine ass (or arse, depending how you vote....)
Sex God
Well if it's all the same to you I prefer xxdevil69's ass to mal's, but then mal's ass has got gorgeous ears. Mmmmmmm, they look so soft and furry!! :lol:
:lol: Sexlightened
No one going to satisfy this man's need?
Even with his excellent seed?
He's probably fast
More than likely won't last
But hey, he might not be a weed.
Even with his excellent seed?
He's probably fast
More than likely won't last
But hey, he might not be a weed.
