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Need nice female to give me good blowjob tonight.
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Ladies form an orderly queue and take a number. Anyone whose number is higher than 35 - sorry, you'll have to come back tomorrow.
Mal
PS - If this works, please let me know!!
Mal
PS - If this works, please let me know!!
Sex God
Word of advice calltoe, this site is for swingers.. not cheap sluts (unless thats the role they play 
) As a female who swallows I'm not in the least bit tempted by your offer, and I'm sure many others won't be!
But hey.. if it works, think I'll have to reword my ad!!!!! :twisted:
) As a female who swallows I'm not in the least bit tempted by your offer, and I'm sure many others won't be!But hey.. if it works, think I'll have to reword my ad!!!!! :twisted:
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Quote by xxdevil69
Word of advice calltoe, this site is for swingers.. not cheap sluts (unless thats the role they play
But hey.. if it works, think I'll have to reword my ad!!!!! :twisted:
'Fraid you will have to re-word your ad, young lady. It is in direct contravention of the new Site AUP which states:
All advertisements from females who admit they swallow MUST include an invitation to any male moderator whose name begins with M. Failure to comply will cause a massive reduction in the amount of fun you would normally receive on this Site.
I will check later to ensure you have complied :lol:
Mal
Sex God
ooh Mal... what is the punishment if I don't? I am a bit of a rebel!!!! :twisted:
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Quote by xxdevil69
ooh Mal... what is the punishment if I don't? I am a bit of a rebel!!!! :twisted:
But.......but........ no-one has ever refused before
Perhaps I can show you how that swing at Partners REALLY works
!Mal
Sex God
You mean you'll lie on it as a demonstration? How high do you want me to push you? :swingingchair:
(that is what its for isn't it?)
(that is what its for isn't it?)
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Quote by xxdevil69
You mean you'll lie on it as a demonstration? How high do you want me to push you? :swingingchair:
(that is what its for isn't it?)
You obviously need more instruction than I first thought! It's more a case of you on the swing and I push you. A practical demonstration should clear things up for you
! 
Sex God
See... I am really all innocent!!! You could almost class me as a virgin.. if the title 'town bike' wasn't already there!!!!!
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Quote by xxdevil69
See... I am really all innocent!!! You could almost class me as a virgin.. if the title 'town bike' wasn't already there!!!!!
Of course you are. I never thought anything else of you. mind you, what a pair of wheels you have and I've heard your seat is pretty damn good too
Mark - unfortunately this is what's called a thread hi-jack. If it was on a more serious topic people would get upset, so don't try this at home, folks!!
Mal
Sex God
and I've heard your seat is pretty damn good too
My seat is more than pretty damn good thankyou!!!!! pmsl
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Nope, but I may need to have a closer inspection just to confirm what I had heard. In the interest of fairness, you understand :smile2:
mal
mal
Sex God
<---------- There ya go mal!!! My 'seat'!!
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Quote by xxdevil69
<---------- There ya go mal!!! My 'seat'!!
I have to say that's one of the nicest 'seats' I have seen for a while. :rose: . I'm sure it will fit very nicely in the :swingingchair: so I can give you a good 'pushing'
!Mal
Sex God
although I must say mal.. my ass isn't anywhere near as nice as yours!!
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Quote by xxdevil69
although I must say mal.. my ass isn't anywhere near as nice as yours!!
Thank you, you little smoothie
you should see my other one - or have you already? 
Sex God
unfortunately I haven't had the honour of viewing your other ass. Is it as fine as the one on your avatar?
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Quote by xxdevil69
unfortunately I haven't had the honour of viewing your other ass. Is it as fine as the one on your avatar?
This OK?
Sex God
hmmmmmm very spankable!!!!! :twisted:
