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6 Nov 2005

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6 Nov 2005

Welcome Amalthea
I'll be thinking of you when I drive past Bristol this Friday (and I'd have offered to drop by but my female passenger might object). Great avatar.
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

This is not a chat its just a :welcome: so I think I wont get my n##ts chewed for saying welcome.

6 Nov 2005

Thanks to the both of you for saying 'Hello' biggrin

6 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Welcome Amalthea
I'll be thinking of you when I drive past Bristol this Friday (and I'd have offered to drop by but my female passenger might object). Great avatar.
Regards
Harry Jones

Oi Harry........... how can you have a female passenger with you Friday when you've been giving us all a sob story in the Harry Jones thread???? .......... you been holding out on us :grin:
And for the second time today :welcome: Amalthea and enjoy. the people around here are quite nice when you get to know them smile

6 Nov 2005

your :welcome: to my :welcome: & I hope your :swingingchair: goes ok for you on this site hope you enjoy your munch.

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Oi Harry........... how can you have a female passenger with you Friday when you've been giving us all a sob story in the Harry Jones thread???? .......... you been holding out on us :grin:
And for the second time today :welcome: Amalthea and enjoy. the people around here are quite nice when you get to know them

Apologies for the brief hijack here but I need to clear this up.
1. She is a woman I met through work
2. We like 70's concerts and have been to two so far together
3. We are attending a seventies weekender and have SEPARATE bedrooms booked in the chalet
4. I still haven't even hugged her let alone kissed her, we just say goodnight and depart our separate ways.
5. I will be very suprised if anything happens between us all weekend
6. She doesn't know I spend half my living hours on here.
Does that make it clearer? END of hijack.
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Ah seperate chalets cant you wait awhile then bolt

back to bristol confused

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6 Nov 2005

Nice suggestion 'sword' lol How about it Harry?

6 Nov 2005

Quote by sword
Ah seperate chalets cant you wait awhile then back to bristol :

No the SAME chalet but separate bedrooms therein. I make Bristol 40 miles away from where I am staying, so she might notice if I disappear for three hours :shock:
Last year I was on my own in the chalet for three nights with noone to see :cry: You should have posted this a year ago!!!
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Yeah go on Harry wink

S.A.S (seek and service) style .
Oh to be in the Bristol area sad

Nice pic Amalthea :thumbup:

6 Nov 2005

The entertainment I am attending runs from 2pm to about well gone midnight each day so as much as I would love to come and join you, I cannot see it happening (and I don't shag anyway)
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Never mind Harry, hope you have a great time and, you never know, this friend from work may be keener on you than you think? biggrin

6 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Oi Harry........... how can you have a female passenger with you Friday when you've been giving us all a sob story in the Harry Jones thread???? .......... you been holding out on us :grin:
And for the second time today :welcome: Amalthea and enjoy. the people around here are quite nice when you get to know them

Apologies for the brief hijack here but I need to clear this up.
1. She is a woman I met through work
2. We like 70's concerts and have been to two so far together
3. We are attending a seventies weekender and have SEPARATE bedrooms booked in the chalet
4. I still haven't even hugged her let alone kissed her, we just say goodnight and depart our separate ways.
5. I will be very suprised if anything happens between us all weekend
6. She doesn't know I spend half my living hours on here.
Does that make it clearer? END of hijack.
Regards
Harry Jones
Ahh but has she noticed the bulge in yer trousers yet............. :grin:
If she ain't she's about the only fem you've met that hasn't rolleyes

So maybe if she goes to bed that late she will sleep soundly and never notice you're gone (to Bristol innocent

)

6 Nov 2005

Ah well Amelthea your bountifull charms cant tempt Harry :violin: & i'm to far but I hope you find whay you want hump

or :sticky: fun lol

6 Nov 2005

A few to many drinkies

Harry & she'll never miss you.

6 Nov 2005

It's a good try Sword, but, as Harry says, he doesn't 'shag' anyway so probably best he stays and keeps his 'workmate' company biggrin

6 Nov 2005

Hmm could'nt you just flash your knickers for him confused

: wheres your Dunkirk spirite dont :giveup:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by sword
Hmm could'nt you just flash your knickers for him : wheres your Dunkirk spirite dont :giveup:

It's a long drive just to see my knickers! lol

6 Nov 2005

song says a million miles for 1 of your smiles :!: :!:
well forty miles 4a flash of your frillies is good

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Ahh but has she noticed the bulge in yer trousers yet............. :grin:
If she ain't she's about the only fem you've met that hasn't
So maybe if she goes to bed that late she will sleep soundly and never notice you're gone (to Bristol )

Here's a woman who hasn't noticed the bulge in my trousers yet...

Quote by Chardonnay
Gutted.... truely gutted... i only saw you from above water height...... chest, shoulders, head..... i wanna know how well hung now... bugger :twisted:

I was once at the end of a drunken drinking session in a pub with security officer from work and her daughter when her daughter noticed my bulge and I wasn't even erect redface

Quote by amalthea
as Harry says, he doesn't 'shag' anyway so probably best he stays and keeps his 'workmate' company

Another rejection due to my status. sad

Your avatar and thus "bountiful charms" are worth driving 80 miles (round trip for :! smile

but I will only be free in mornings and you state evenings.
But I will have as much fun as is possible without meeting you.
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

I am not free at weekends and work during the day so mornings are never any good for me..sorry.
Actually, to be honest, I agree shagging isn't the be all and end all of everything...there's nothing worse than a bloke who wants a shag after only knowing you for five minutes...I require a little more than that to get me interested wink

6 Nov 2005

I wonder how much it would cost me to get the cattery to kill her cat so we wouldn't have to rush back to pick it up, then I could be free to meet you Monday evening :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bolt

This probably ends our correspondence so I wish you luck in your search and if I am ever down your way on my own, and can manage to remember your handle (crap memory man here) I'll let you know.
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Welcome to the site Amalthea, you have certainly shaken up a few of these lot wink

Seriously hope you have fun, and if you do 'bump' into Harry give him a big kiss

from me cause he is a really nice bloke, mad as a hatter for not making time to meet you, but still very nice lol

6 Nov 2005

Well Harry, if that cat dies then get in touch..I'm sure there's plenty of 'non-shagging' fun that can be had! lol
Thanks for the wlecome 'Naughty Wigan Couple', don't know about shaking people up though, I havn't said much! lol

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
mad as a hatter for not making time to meet you, but still very nice

We are likely to be doing shopping at that huge Asda/Walmart by the M5 at Bristol at say on our way down, can you meet me in aisle 45 for a grope and a snog confused

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If not can you at least remind me where said Asda is?
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
mad as a hatter for not making time to meet you, but still very nice

We are likely to be doing shopping at that huge Asda/Walmart by the M5 at Bristol at say on our way down, can you meet me in aisle 45 for a grope and a snog confused

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If not can you at least remind me where said Asda is?
Regards
Harry Jones
Sorry Harry, I shall be at work at and though have driven past it can't say I could really direct you there! lol

6 Nov 2005

Quote by amalthea
Posted Nov 06, 2005
Don't drive and (sorry) can't accomodate but this hasn't stopped me having many fun encounters in the past in hotels, car parks, country lanes etc

Quote by amalthea
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:20 pm
Sorry Harry, I shall be at work at and though have driven past it can't say I could really direct you there! lol

:? :? What time do you finish on a Friday he enquired clutching at straws:?

6 Nov 2005

Ok, let me reword the bit about Asda 'I have been driven' past it several times! lol It's true I do not drive myself! lol
Fridays I finish around 4pm, but which Friday are we talking about?

6 Nov 2005

Harry
Said Asda is 5 mins drive from J17 of M5 wink

You can't miss it.........it's a huge monstrosity with Asda Walmart on the side boink

Hope you have a great hols.......though sounds like you won't be getting any 69position

You could try a couple of bottles of wine :grin:
Drive carefully
G & D