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Not too fussy
Quote by berksbex
Right Badger, some of us have fallen for your cunning plan and told you who swallows and who is shaved, now lets hear about a few of your vitals :P
(and do you swallow? :twisted: )
it depends what i'm swallowing as 2 whether i will or not, and i'm not shaved but am willing to be for the right lady! other than that, i'm a Taurus, have no cellulite on my body and am willing to travel from anywhere in the world to have sex with myself. If u want to see or hear anymore of my vitals then pm me and we'll discuss in more detail.
Ah no point....I only pass 4 out of your 11 criteria :cry: though if I go by Missy's criteria I pass with flying colours!
If I did an ad like yours my main criteria would be
1. Do you live near me?
2. Will you turn up?
:lol:
Unfortuantly i live in Leics which i think is perhaps to far...i would turn up tho, of course!!!!
Quote by badgerboy
Unfortuantly i live in Leics which i think is perhaps to far...i would turn up tho, of course!!!!
nah Leicester isn't that far (I have had some come from even further), glad you would turn up
but Im 44, size 38DD, have a little cellulite and my legs only reach up to my bum :P Quote by badgerboy
Right Badger, some of us have fallen for your cunning plan and told you who swallows and who is shaved, now lets hear about a few of your vitals :P
(and do you swallow? :twisted: )
it depends what i'm swallowing as 2 whether i will or not, and i'm not shaved but am willing to be for the right lady! other than that, i'm a Taurus, have no cellulite on my body and am willing to travel from anywhere in the world to have sex with myself. If u want to see or hear anymore of my vitals then pm me and we'll discuss in more detail.
Badger.... bet u use the underground!
get it.... badger.... underground....? No....? Ok!
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