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Notts Curry Nite 5th April (Confirmations needed)

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Ooh, I'm in Notts that weekend at the arena, what time have you booked the table for?
Dear Mr Bank manager,
I fear you need a new PA hun! Whats all this about double booking and wrong dates???
i think the PA needs sacking love, and give me the job,cos now ive shown i can be a resourceful PA, it goes something like this..........firstly the socialising we were doing on the 5th, is now transfered to the 29th, and the eating we were doing on the 29th has been transfered to the 5th! simple really?........But due the the events dates changing, does it matter if we turn up for the meal all shagged out from the week before? pmsl(well fingers crossed that is!) lol

Let me know please if i qualify for the job hmmmmm?Always fancied taking your ............. down ! (notes of course! silly)
Mrs Benson xxx
P.S Did i mention we can come still? PMSL
Quote by Benson11
Dear Mr Bank manager,
I fear you need a new PA hun! Whats all this about double booking and wrong dates???
i think the PA needs sacking love, and give me the job,cos now ive shown i can be a resourceful PA, it goes something like this..........firstly the socialising we were doing on the 5th, is now transfered to the 29th, and the eating we were doing on the 29th has been transfered to the 5th! simple really?........But due the the events dates changing, does it matter if we turn up for the meal all shagged out from the week before? pmsl(well fingers crossed that is!) lol
Let me know please if i qualify for the job hmmmmm?Always fancied taking your ............. down ! (notes of course! silly)
Mrs Benson xxx
P.S Did i mention we can come still? PMSL

That put Alex's theory of "changing the dates and they won't be able to make it" wrong lol
I am glad you can still make it. You know that I have to have one cock up in every organised event I do. But have to admit......this is the biggest......or was the one where I arranged to meet in a pub that had closed pipped this one :lol:
Dave_Notts
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You know that I have to have one cock up in every organised event I do. But have to admit......this is the biggest......
Dave_Notts

you have to have your cock up who, exactly ? Also... how come you get to choose the size of it ?
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You know that I have to have one cock up in every organised event I do. But have to admit......this is the biggest......
Dave_Notts

you have to have your cock up who, exactly ? Also... how come you get to choose the size of it ?
I would answer this but the site has a no naming policy wink
I have to choose the size as we all know women do not know correct sizes. For instance, all men know:
_______________________________________ this is nine inches lol
Dave_Notts
Is there a Welsh option where we get to barbeque the organiser over the embers of a chair?
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Is there a Welsh option where we get to barbeque the organiser over the embers of a chair?

I tell ya.....these woolybacks get so agressive when the planning gets cocked up lol
Dave_Notts
Quote by billywhizz
Is there a Welsh option where we get to barbeque the organiser over the embers of a chair?

A collapsing chair is one thing, but wont the owners mind if we set fire to their furniture? Do we need to bring a fire extinguisher in case it spreads to the table?
Quote by Kandleman
Is there a Welsh option where we get to barbeque the organiser over the embers of a chair?

A collapsing chair is one thing, but wont the owners mind if we set fire to their furniture? Do we need to bring a fire extinguisher in case it spreads to the table?
Fire extinguishers are optional
Dave_Notts
Can we bring another cpl pretty pleaseeeeeeeee xxx
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Can we bring another cpl pretty pleaseeeeeeeee xxx

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Dave_Notts
Dave, we won't be able to make this due to lack of sitters sad Please can you take us off the list.
Quote by Calista
Dave, we won't be able to make this due to lack of sitters sad Please can you take us off the list.

:cry:
Quote by earthchild
Dave, we won't be able to make this due to lack of sitters sad Please can you take us off the list.

:cry:
:cry: too
Dave_Notts
Hi
may I ask for an invitation to your brilliant social night... Howver I canb only ask to be provisional at the moment because of work pressure... Have to be sure that I am off that night biggrin Will confirm availablity in a week!!
You may ask Mrs Benson to vouch for me ... :D
Regards
Southdarky
Hi I'd love to attend so could I be put on the reserve list please.
thanks
N
The List Is Looking Good Dave,Dont Forget To Add Caz_Paul To Your List Before It Gets Too Big Lol See You Guys Soon Love Laura & Ant xxx
Quote by Southdarky
Hi
may I ask for an invitation to your brilliant social night... Howver I canb only ask to be provisional at the moment because of work pressure... Have to be sure that I am off that night biggrin Will confirm availablity in a week!!
You may ask Mrs Benson to vouch for me ... :D
Regards
Southdarky

On reserve bud. Will send out confirmations soon. Then I will be able to tell you for definate
Dave_Notts
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Hi I'd love to attend so could I be put on the reserve list please.
thanks
N

On reserve list at moment. I am sending out for confirmations this week. Will contact you as soon as poss
Dave_Notts
really sorry honey but i cant come now, i cant afford the petrol etc am skint :cry:
You may ask Mrs Benson to vouch for me ... biggrin
mrs b we dont know her or do we dave lol xxx
ps its looking good 4 us too dave lol
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You may ask Mrs Benson to vouch for me ... biggrin
mrs b we dont know her or do we dave lol xxx
ps its looking good 4 us too dave lol

Hey Dave,
Do i get any commission outta vouching?
Cause if i dont , then i wont!
You lot making me sound like a right old tart, vouching here, vouching there ! rofl
We definately coming,i think? lol
Mrs Benson xxxx
Quote by earthchild
really sorry honey but i cant come now, i cant afford the petrol etc am skint :cry:

Oh no :cry:
Hope to see you soon anyway
Dave_Notts x x x x
Quote by Southdarky
Hi
may I ask for an invitation to your brilliant social night... Howver I canb only ask to be provisional at the moment because of work pressure... Have to be sure that I am off that night biggrin Will confirm availablity in a week!!
You may ask Mrs Benson to vouch for me ... :D
Regards
Southdarky

Now added.
Dave_Notts
Confirmations needed please
Dave_Notts
Hi All, only two more sleeps , mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Does the restaurant have sexy italian waiters Dave?
Just wondering ...lol
Mrs B xx
Quote by Benson11
Hi All, only two more sleeps , mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Does the restaurant have sexy italian waiters Dave?
Just wondering ...lol
Mrs B xx

Oh yes.....specialy ordered for you lol
Dave_Notts