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hi i am mark 38 single male from derby i am intersted in the 18th of november look at my profile for more info
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
if i wear my strap on and faulse beard can i come? :bounce: :bounce:
NN
Do you really think that will fool them??
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
if i wear my strap on and faulse beard can i come? :bounce: :bounce:
im seeing a scene out of monty python now,
There arent any women here are there?
staggy
Sex God
bonk
i mean bump
i mean bump
Sex God
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-920540.html
its been 4 days now and we have had 25 replies so far, fantastic ,except for about 15 have been winks , 3 or 4 have completly missed the point and think we want to meet them today, about one or two have followed what it says in the advert
now its been a long long time since i was single but im damn sure if i had had an opportunity to go to a swinging party i d have given it a little more effort, reading the ad. several times to make sure i met the requirements with my reply, taking a good five mins of my time to type more than , "hi im gaz can i shag your missus?"
so this is the thing fellas, we are having a party soon, its on the 18th of november , its a chilled out hot tubbin laid back type affair with around 20-30 guets, mixed couples and singles, if you want an invite send us a pm and IMPRESS us, include a face pic, you do not have to include pics of your self wanking , we dont care how big your knob is,
make us laugh make us smile make us want to contact you ,
staggy and rose
btw if there are any bi fems reading this send a wink and we will get back to you :lol: :lol:
its been 4 days now and we have had 25 replies so far, fantastic ,except for about 15 have been winks , 3 or 4 have completly missed the point and think we want to meet them today, about one or two have followed what it says in the advert
now its been a long long time since i was single but im damn sure if i had had an opportunity to go to a swinging party i d have given it a little more effort, reading the ad. several times to make sure i met the requirements with my reply, taking a good five mins
of my time to type more than , "hi im gaz can i shag your missus?"so this is the thing fellas, we are having a party soon, its on the 18th of november , its a chilled out hot tubbin laid back type affair with around 20-30 guets, mixed couples and singles, if you want an invite send us a pm and IMPRESS us, include a face pic, you do not have to include pics of your self wanking , we dont care how big your knob is,
make us laugh make us smile make us want to contact you ,
staggy and rose
btw if there are any bi fems reading this send a wink and we will get back to you :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
if i wear my strap on and faulse beard can i come? :bounce: :bounce:
Whats wrong with your normal beard? :giggle:
hiya wrats
well there i was reading your ad carefully and getting very excited about the chance to splash around in your hot-tub again................ until...............
i read the stipulation that youre looking for someone that youve never met before..............
oh and then i remembered that youve seen me at 5 in the morning, pissed on vodka and redbull... talking absolute shite................hardly the sort of thing that i can live down........
alas..............it sounds great!!!!
well there i was reading your ad carefully and getting very excited about the chance to splash around in your hot-tub again................ until...............
i read the stipulation that youre looking for someone that youve never met before..............
oh and then i remembered that youve seen me at 5 in the morning, pissed on vodka and redbull... talking absolute shite................hardly the sort of thing that i can live down........
alas..............it sounds great!!!!
Quote by wild rose and the stag
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-920540.html
its been 4 days now and we have had 25 replies so far, fantastic ,except for about 15 have been winks , 3 or 4 have completly missed the point and think we want to meet them today, about one or two have followed what it says in the advert
now its been a long long time since i was single but im damn sure if i had had an opportunity to go to a swinging party i d have given it a little more effort, reading the ad. several times to make sure i met the requirements with my reply, taking a good five mins
so this is the thing fellas, we are having a party soon, its on the 18th of november , its a chilled out hot tubbin laid back type affair with around 20-30 guets, mixed couples and singles, if you want an invite send us a pm and IMPRESS us, include a face pic, you do not have to include pics of your self wanking , we dont care how big your knob is,
make us laugh make us smile make us want to contact you ,
staggy and rose
btw if there are any bi fems reading this send a wink and we will get back to you :lol: :lol:
thats why its so annoying when single guys complain about getting no meets.....yet when an ad is put up looking for a single guy.....most cannot even follow what you request in your ad.
Sexpert
mattius reads ad..
disrobes and shimmies up tree...
shimmies down tree to put on loin cloth...
shimmies up tree again....stands erect (not that)....beats chest...grabs vine...and whilst swinging manfully (no pun intended) through the woods... screams out...
"Me mattius...pm on its way"
disrobes and shimmies up tree...
shimmies down tree to put on loin cloth...
shimmies up tree again....stands erect (not that)....beats chest...grabs vine...and whilst swinging manfully (no pun intended) through the woods... screams out...
"Me mattius...pm on its way"
Quote by da69ve
thats why its so annoying when single guys complain about getting no meets.....yet when an ad is put up looking for a single guy.....most cannot even follow what you request in your ad.
i dont understand why its annoying for you.....................not everyone misreads the adverts or has no idea how to talk to people.........
what annoys me is when adverts stipulate that they are looking for people with monster cocks....... ive got the personality , looks, sophistication, experience, accomodation etc etc etc... just not the equiptment........... now thats annoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by DeeCee
thats why its so annoying when single guys complain about getting no meets.....yet when an ad is put up looking for a single guy.....most cannot even follow what you request in your ad.
i dont understand why its annoying for you.....................not everyone misreads the adverts or has no idea how to talk to people.........
what annoys me is when adverts stipulate that they are looking for people with monster cocks....... ive got the personality , looks, sophistication, experience, accomodation etc etc etc... just not the equiptment........... now thats annoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when they whinge about it in the cafe.....that is annoying!....and the fact over 25 guys replyed but only about 2 did as asked!
Quote by da69ve
thats why its so annoying when single guys complain about getting no meets.....yet when an ad is put up looking for a single guy.....most cannot even follow what you request in your ad.
i dont understand why its annoying for you.....................not everyone misreads the adverts or has no idea how to talk to people.........
what annoys me is when adverts stipulate that they are looking for people with monster cocks....... ive got the personality , looks, sophistication, experience, accomodation etc etc etc... just not the equiptment........... now thats annoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when they whinge about it in the cafe.....that is annoying!....and the fact over 25 guys replyed but only about 2 did as asked!
yeah i see what you mean..... but i just dont see why you get annoyed about it......
i couldnt really give a shit if a fellow member whinges
..having read a few of those threads..... i now know what works and i have no real problems getting meets...... i have to say i took notes of the advice given by members in reply to those sorts of posts and act accordingly.........
perhaps im just a little more chilled than you........ but as i say i understand why you dont like it......i just tend to get upset over more serious things.... perhaps
Quote by DeeCee
thats why its so annoying when single guys complain about getting no meets.....yet when an ad is put up looking for a single guy.....most cannot even follow what you request in your ad.
i dont understand why its annoying for you.....................not everyone misreads the adverts or has no idea how to talk to people.........
what annoys me is when adverts stipulate that they are looking for people with monster cocks....... ive got the personality , looks, sophistication, experience, accomodation etc etc etc... just not the equiptment........... now thats annoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when they whinge about it in the cafe.....that is annoying!....and the fact over 25 guys replyed but only about 2 did as asked!
yeah i see what you mean..... but i just dont see why you get annoyed about it......
i couldnt really give a shit if a fellow member whinges
..having read a few of those threads..... i now know what works and i have no real problems getting meets...... i have to say i took notes of the advice given by members in reply to those sorts of posts and act accordingly.........
perhaps im just a little more chilled than you........ but as i say i understand why you dont like it......i just tend to get upset over more serious things.... perhaps
blimey ...all i said was i found it annoying.....didn't say i was upset by it...trust me....i don't loose any sleep over it!
Sex God
we , at last , have a serious contender, it would seem , we were getting a litttle worried that the boys werent going to measure up,
dee cee your a fab guy but alas we do want a newbie there,
cheers all keep those pms filtering in and you now have someone to beat
wrats
xx
dee cee your a fab guy but alas we do want a newbie there,
cheers all keep those pms filtering in and you now have someone to beat
wrats
xx
Sex God
take a look at a site called image shack , try posting a pic on there and use a link in your pm
Quote by wild rose and the stag
we , at last , have a serious contender, it would seem , we were getting a litttle worried that the boys werent going to measure up,
dee cee your a fab guy but alas we do want a newbie there,
cheers all keep those pms filtering in and you now have someone to beat
wrats
xx
So you didn't consider me a serious contender? I PM'd you at about 12:50am the day after you posted the invite and followed your instructions (as best I could considering the time
) Story of my life, always the bridesmaid and never the bride! No, I'm not whinging, it's your party, pick the best man for the job
- hope the lucky chap has a great time. Adam
Sex God
adam you are certainly on the right tracks my friend
Sexlightened
Hi , I would love an invite please
see my profile plz
and ive sent you mail
thx xx
see my profile plz
and ive sent you mail
thx xx
Quote by da69ve
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-920540.html
its been 4 days now and we have had 25 replies so far, fantastic ,except for about 15 have been winks , 3 or 4 have completly missed the point and think we want to meet them today, about one or two have followed what it says in the advert
now its been a long long time since i was single but im damn sure if i had had an opportunity to go to a swinging party i d have given it a little more effort, reading the ad. several times to make sure i met the requirements with my reply, taking a good five mins
so this is the thing fellas, we are having a party soon, its on the 18th of november , its a chilled out hot tubbin laid back type affair with around 20-30 guets, mixed couples and singles, if you want an invite send us a pm and IMPRESS us, include a face pic, you do not have to include pics of your self wanking , we dont care how big your knob is,
make us laugh make us smile make us want to contact you ,
staggy and rose
btw if there are any bi fems reading this send a wink and we will get back to you :lol: :lol:
thats why its so annoying when single guys complain about getting no meets.....yet when an ad is put up looking for a single guy.....most cannot even follow what you request in your ad.
Hold on there cowboy....
Let's look at the original information...
it is a party - no mention of who else will be there, how many, the type of party - just that they want someone (one person) they don't know to come along (for no expressed reason).
Now If you read that type of ad from a male or couple even (who you didn't know) wtf would you think?
It is only when you get to the information quoted above that you start getting any idea about what the poor sod is asking to be involved in. So let's not jump the gun here on the single fellas for not rushing in on mass with the perfect PM's.
PS: WRATS - hope you get what you want.
Quote by PoloLady
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-920540.html
its been 4 days now and we have had 25 replies so far, fantastic ,except for about 15 have been winks , 3 or 4 have completly missed the point and think we want to meet them today, about one or two have followed what it says in the advert
now its been a long long time since i was single but im damn sure if i had had an opportunity to go to a swinging party i d have given it a little more effort, reading the ad. several times to make sure i met the requirements with my reply, taking a good five mins
so this is the thing fellas, we are having a party soon, its on the 18th of november , its a chilled out hot tubbin laid back type affair with around 20-30 guets, mixed couples and singles, if you want an invite send us a pm and IMPRESS us, include a face pic, you do not have to include pics of your self wanking , we dont care how big your knob is,
make us laugh make us smile make us want to contact you ,
staggy and rose
btw if there are any bi fems reading this send a wink and we will get back to you :lol: :lol:
thats why its so annoying when single guys complain about getting no meets.....yet when an ad is put up looking for a single guy.....most cannot even follow what you request in your ad.
Hold on there cowboy....
Let's look at the original information...
it is a party - no mention of who else will be there, how many, the type of party - just that they want someone (one person) they don't know to come along (for no expressed reason).
Now If you read that type of ad from a male or couple even (who you didn't know) wtf would you think?
It is only when you get to the information quoted above that you start getting any idea about what the poor sod is asking to be involved in. So let's not jump the gun here on the single fellas for not rushing in on mass with the perfect PM's.
PS: WRATS - hope you get what you want.
God.....please don't let DeeCee see this!
i actually thought there ad was very reasonable.....totally understood where they were coming from!.......even if i fitted the profile i would not have been intimidated to reply
Sex God
"poor sods" need not apply,
we havent said what to expect because at our parties we dont want people to come with expectations, the evenings are all about being chilled out and relaxed amongst like minded people, each one we have held have been different there is no agender, all this will be explained to the guy that we decide presents us with the best pm , note pm, not post on this thread,
polo ive taken on board your comments but im quite happy with being a little vague at this moment in time, im also quite happy with the response we have now had, any further gems that come along will be a bonus, we will not produce a guest list because its a private party and dont feel obliged to, the guy that gets the invite will have no expectation placed on him either, except to behave and be discreet, feel free to ask any questions on this thread , ill do my best to answer if i feel it warrants an answer.
This is an opportunity for a single guy to go to a swingers party, now it may turn out to be a purely social one or a complete full on orgy, thats a chance he will have to take should he choose to come, i know if i were single i would be happy to attend just to network if nothing else.
the comments i made above gave this thread a timely bump and seems to have inspired the fellas to produce more than winks, although we are still getting them,
staggy
xx
we havent said what to expect because at our parties we dont want people to come with expectations, the evenings are all about being chilled out and relaxed amongst like minded people, each one we have held have been different there is no agender, all this will be explained to the guy that we decide presents us with the best pm , note pm, not post on this thread,
polo ive taken on board your comments but im quite happy with being a little vague at this moment in time, im also quite happy with the response we have now had, any further gems that come along will be a bonus, we will not produce a guest list because its a private party and dont feel obliged to, the guy that gets the invite will have no expectation placed on him either, except to behave and be discreet, feel free to ask any questions on this thread , ill do my best to answer if i feel it warrants an answer.
This is an opportunity for a single guy to go to a swingers party, now it may turn out to be a purely social one or a complete full on orgy, thats a chance he will have to take should he choose to come, i know if i were single i would be happy to attend just to network if nothing else.
the comments i made above gave this thread a timely bump and seems to have inspired the fellas to produce more than winks, although we are still getting them,
staggy
xx
