South Coast Room Regulars Social

24 Oct 2006

Hi folks,
Just a quick word to say i didnt realise we had so many poets in the south coast room biggrin

well done to us2inwestsussex and f41rylovers for the effort they have put in to this.
We have around 30 names on list for social now and i will be sending mail with details of pub, time etc over the weekend to all people on the list.
Southwest7 xx

24 Oct 2006

fairy that was a great rhyme
its loads better than mine
think we should win a prize
for enticing all the gals n guys
to come on the 10th november
making it a night to remember
so cum on get ya names down,
its only gonna cost ya a round !
dont forget me trifle mrs sw!!!
cya all there

24 Oct 2006

Some prizes to be won
Which can be loads of fun
Drinks and smokes
Hope no-one chokes
With dr's and nurses
There'll be plenty of purses
So come on and join in
With no food in the bin
We want a full house
Not squeaky as a mouse
Stop being farty
Lets have a party
there added another lets keep it going lol
and i had my trifle with a candle lol
goes off singing " i had a trifle" " i had a trifle"
sorry us2 couldn't resist
:boo: :angel: :inlove: :thrilled:

26 Oct 2006

Fairy u must be brave to eat my trifle,
If you donâ€™t your in for a big surprise
You had better go to spec savers
Cos you just wont believe your eyes
Its gonna be one heck of a party
Looking forward to seeing those that come
Just you keep those big hands to yourself
I know ya want to put em on my bum !!!![
hahahaha
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28 Oct 2006

Quote by us2inwestsussex
Fairy u must be brave to eat my trifle,
If you donâ€™t your in for a big surprise
You had better go to spec savers
Cos you just wont believe your eyes
Its gonna be one heck of a party
Looking forward to seeing those that come
Just you keep those big hands to yourself
I know ya want to put em on my bum !!!![
hahahaha
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Us2 i think you scared mr fairy cos they not been bumping us now pmsl

29 Oct 2006

That's it now it's bump time lol
I know your bum is nice and lush
And you want to make this fairy blush
But my hands are ready to explore
So I will be waiting at the door
With costume's on in disguise
You won't believe your lucky eyes
I'm looking forward to this meet
You won't be able to glue the seat
With baited breath and eager fingers
Oh how my touch is going to linger
The camera ready for that shot
Now listen here thats not your lot
Come and get me if you dare
Cause the party people are going to stare
It does'nt matter what you say
This man here is ready to play
He He He are you all ready to PARTY xxx

29 Oct 2006

OOOOOOOOO Fairy I love a challenge,
And this one I am deffo deffo gonna win
I shall easily find you by the trail of trifle,
Left by you, as you try n hold your belly in !
I will always try to win a devilish dare.
Those that know me , will I am sure agree,
That I donâ€™t give up until the very end
So you had better just wait and see !!!
I shall easily slip past you by that the door
As I shall be wearing a very cunning disguise,
I am going straight to the food table so that
Any trifle left will disappear before your eyes.
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Hands off me Trifle and oh yes I am ready for this party!!!

30 Oct 2006

well have won the whip and the handcuffs .... what's next?

31 Oct 2006

A challenge was made
Woman you best be brave
There's no getting away
From this I say
Slipping and sliding
Ducking and diving
Where is that body ending
Or is everything depending
A dash to the table
Is something I'm able
We'll have to be quick
Eat up till we're sick
Wait and we will see
At the table I'll be
With spoon and bowl
Ready to fill my hole
Quick march on the double
But watch out for trouble
Sw is guarding the food all night
Beware she'll put us in the spotlight
Truncheon in hand eyes all alert
Us2 boobies all bouncy and pert
When will this stop I hear you cry
Watch out for Mr F he can be sly
Come on everyone I hear you say
Lets make this party go with a bang
We need the release from the day
And get together with all the gang
11 days to go yipeeeeeee
xxx

31 Oct 2006

Its nearly the tenth, hip hip hooray
And we all meeting for a drink or two
Whilst having a good gossip n natter
To all those lovely peeps that we knew
If ya really nice to me fairy, I
May just go n flash me pierced nipples
But it will cost you a few quid
Buying me a few of me favourite tipples
I shall even be wearing a pair of knickers
And as you know I donâ€™t often wear
Them, but as a special treat I think I will
If only to make everyone stop n stare
THAT TRIFLE IS MINE !!!!! IT HAS MY NAME ON ITâ€¦â€¦.

2 Nov 2006

Hello people, well we are only 1 week away from the social so i hope you have all got your fancy dress costumes sorted out biggrin

. As for the poets in the room i would like to say a big ty for the laugh you have given us with your poems smile

, but please dont start fighting over the trifle or things could get very messy :shock:
looking forward to seeing old faces next week and also welcoming the new people to the room.
Southwest7 xxx

2 Nov 2006

sw
No need to fight over the trifle .... Just make 2 !!!!!
one for fairy, n the bigger one for me
looking forward to next Friday
Got my cossie,,, just u wait n see
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2 Nov 2006

why thank you sw for the note about the poems it's been fun
Us2 thanks for the fight it was a good battle
But as for the trifle i know i will win
and no mess will be made cause i will eat it before us2 gets there
Costumes are all sorted and batteries for camera are on charge so Mr F aka David Bailey can take some cracking shots beware all
cya friday xxx

5 Nov 2006

just giving the message a little bump and a huge reminder to all those who have said they are coming
Please remember SW7 has spent alot of time and energy sorting this meet out for you all please remember room hire and food has to be paid for so come on you lot chip in
the more that go the better the evening so dont back out come have some fun with a bunch of nutters lol
cya there xxx

8 Nov 2006

Thanks for your note Mrs F, very thoughtful of you. Anyway the room is booked and food bought so heres to a great night.
Southwest7 xx

9 Nov 2006

looking forward to meetin you all.. how much would you like contribution wise for the food?? x

9 Nov 2006

oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mrs Fairy Im not a nutter !!!
Bet poor Mrs SW has been chained to the fridge n cooker this week !!!
See U all tomorrow
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10 Nov 2006

pmsl us2 i will be chained to cooker all day today bu it will be worth it and i got the disco sorted out too :shock:
it's party night, hope you all got the fancy dress bug biggrin

see you all tonight folks
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10 Nov 2006

Sounds like this is the place to be ;-)
Looks like i might be able to make it ;-)
But I dont think i will fancy dress, Just moved so i have no idea where anything is LOL
See you later
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11 Nov 2006

Thanks Sw for a great evening.
Very entertaining seeing the laughing Policewoman with a very large truncheon.
The tiger who was really a lovable puss with big hands which fit a 40e perfectly.
The attractive witch with outrageous purple hair. I am told that her daytime outfit is very pink.
The action man & woman whose only action is shagging. Pulling the voice effect cord had some very funny results.
And who let that old hippy in...Didnt recognise him.........
Thanks again SW....... lol

11 Nov 2006

Hi sw
thanks for a great evening, we both had a great time, was nice to meet up wiv peeps again.
Mrs fairy made a great witch
Mrs Haylan a great Snow White
Mr Fairy as that big hairy tiger
loudly roaring all thru the night
Then there was the bunny gal
wiggling her bottom n her tail
the policewomen with the truncheon
that made me turn quiet pale
We all got exited abt the raffle
we all wanted that one prize
the pink tiny bath winkie
that swells up before ya eyes
Mr haylan being the DJ
playing the music nice n loud
it was a pleasure to come along
and mix wiv a lovely crowd.
By the way Mr Fairy was you pleased to see me or was that just ya tail lmao
Thanks for a lovely time Mr n Mrs SW
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11 Nov 2006

OMG WAS SORTING OUT OUR COSTUME SETC AS WE COULD MAKE IT ALTHOUGH AS ALWAYS ITS A LAST MINUTE DECISION.................................. BUT THERE'S 1 SMALL HITCH!!!!!1
IT WAS LAST NIGHT!!
WE WERE SURE IT WAS TONITE!
PERHAPS WE WERE TOLD TONITE!!! confused

ANYWAY FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE NO GOOD TO US BUT GLAD EVERYONE HAD A GOOD TIME.
NOW TO PUT MY SPECIAL "FUNIN ON UK TOUR" SHIRT AWAY FOR ANOTHER TIME
OH WELL
SUCH IS LIFE
HUGS N ALL
FUNIN AND MIKE
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11 Nov 2006

Welcome to the party place
Where people come to show their face
Lots of fun and laughter too
With regulars and people new
SouthCoast Room is where itâ€™s at
With aal the fun and the chat
Ameliajane our regular host
Anoldstud the one who boasts
Big Blonde is the bubbly one
Newsouthcpl out for the fun
Jan in her lush house coat
Gaz always going for a smoke
Alimik with all the jokes
Us2 wanting all the pokes
Mr Haylan is football mad
Mrs Haylan wanting to be bad
Andyangie new to the room
Wonâ€™t take long for them to bloom
Cornerdweller heâ€™s our man
Loupurr cause she can
Royncaz with their club
Lovelyduo and the pub
Honey winning at the raffle
Daveandcat looking baffled
To all the other I have missed
Donâ€™t be mad or get pissed
Itâ€™s not on purpose or to annoy
I do have another ploy
Now we must thank our party maker
Cause she is the grooviest shaker
From coffee evening and social nights
She puts us all bang to rights
Sing a song and raise your glass
Let SW shake her ass

12 Nov 2006

Well what can i say, cos i am not competing with the room poets biggrin

. I would just like to say a big thank you to the people who made the effort to show up at Fridays social and well done to those in fancy dress. I have kept a list of those who turned up on Friday so that i can contact you with regards to any future events. Once again thankks for making it a fun night.
Southwest7 xxx