Swinging Heaven unofficial biggest cock contest!!!

20 Jun 2006

Are you particularly well-endowed? Exceptional in the measures of length and/or girth?? Are you bi- or bi-curious?! If you've answered "yes" to all of the above, then you officially qualify as a contestant in the unofficial Swinging Heaven biggest cock contest!!
To enter, simply provide photographic evidence of your endowment and description of yourself with location (profiles with pics preferred). Please submit all entries via this link. Winner receives a no-expenses-paid weekend in Glastonbury with Vix & Reese!

20 Jun 2006

Despite his light hearted way of doing this, I'd just like to say we are serious!
And Reese does not really have a black leather hand, in place of a cock. Honest.

20 Jun 2006

:thumbup:
good luck you two biggrin

oh, and I'm sending you a pic you might like :twisted:

20 Jun 2006

Reese.
I declare you the winner of your own contest lol! cool

20 Jun 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
Reese.
I declare you the winner of your own contest lol!

Bog off!
We're trying to get laid, here!
lol

20 Jun 2006

Mods Edit: We don't do advertisng at all!!

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Vix
Reese.
I declare you the winner of your own contest lol!

Bog off!
We're trying to get laid, here!
lol

You,me and 482,264 other people at time of writing lol!
Good luck with your quest both wink

20 Jun 2006

Now summising that 'well endowed' means 8" or above, would that be a man's 8" or a woman's 8" ?? :giggle:
sorry couldn't resist. Good luck you two kiss

20 Jun 2006

:shock:
:shock:
:shock:
He aint bi-curious buuuuuuuuuut.....
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!.......... :twisted:
:thumbup:
newt :love:
Mods edit: Sorry Newt, THunderbirds are gone! No cockshots in the forum, please.

20 Jun 2006

I didn't think sausage or kebab pictures where allowed to be posted in the forums no more??
Tony

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I didn't think sausage or kebab pictures where allowed to be posted in the forums no more??
Tony

Apparently not - although I was unaware of this fact. redface

My apologies to the mods smile

newt xx

20 Jun 2006

Quote by new2trot
I didn't think sausage or kebab pictures where allowed to be posted in the forums no more??
Tony

Apparently not - although I was unaware of this fact. redface

My apologies to the mods smile

newt xx
No problem, just best to have a quick look at this first
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
No harm done!
:P

20 Jun 2006

interesting!!!!!!
Promote the ugliest part of the male body!....... Could be funny i guess!..............
........... do they have to both long and thick or would just thick qualify??
biggrin

20 Jun 2006

For all you bi chaps out there.....
This is a very genuine couple with a very genuine request.
Good luck passionkiss

Jas
XXXX

20 Jun 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
Reese.
I declare you the winner of your own contest lol!

Bugger! That's no fun... sad

...autofellatio ability notwithstanding; it just isn't the same. Besides, I'm certain, reading through a majority of the single male ads herein, I'm fairly average. ;)

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Now summising that 'well endowed' means 8" or above, would that be a man's 8" or a woman's 8" ?? :giggle:

Ha! We'll take the "woman's 8 inches" please, provided we're talking actual penetration depth there. Honestly, you've got to wonder where some of these guys boasting "ten hard inches" are measuring from. Their sphincter?! I always thought you were supposed to measure from above the base of the penis, ruler pressed firmly against the pubic bone, to the tip.

Quote by new2trot
I didn't think sausage or kebab pictures where allowed to be posted in the forums no more??
Tony

Apparently not - although I was unaware of this fact. redface

My apologies to the mods smile

newt xx
True, true. But you could always PM them to us! :rascal:

Quote by 9inchgirth
interesting!!!!!!
Promote the ugliest part of the male body!....... Could be funny i guess!..............
........... do they have to both long and thick or would just thick qualify??

Quiet, you! You know you're already "in there". :twisted:
Yes, thick is adequate, too...provided there's enough length for a good DVP!

Quote by Jas-Tim
For all you bi chaps out there.....
This is a very genuine couple with a very genuine request.
Good luck

Thanks, Jas! silly

assionkiss:

20 Jun 2006

Good for an ego boost though!!!!............ Sorry!

20 Jun 2006

the biggest one we know on here.............
hasn`t got enough blood in his body to keep it up.................... biggrin

biggest is not always best!!!!!!!!
:twisted:

20 Jun 2006

Quote by twos_company
the biggest one we know on here.............
hasn`t got enough blood in his body to keep it up....................
biggest is not always best!!!!!!!!
:twisted:

Oooh! That's not a problem at all - send 'im over!! Vix frequently just tells guys "shaddup and get on yer back" anyway... :grin:

20 Jun 2006

Reading what has been writen about measuring a willy. Started laughing at how sad some guys can be............ Started picturing someone deciding where to measure from.............. lmao................... fell off my chair.
Had no idea forums could be so dangerous!!!................ bloody funny though

20 Jun 2006

Quote by 9inchgirth
Reading what has been writen about measuring a willy. Started laughing at how sad some guys can be............ Started picturing someone deciding where to measure from.............. lmao................... fell off my chair.
Had no idea forums could be so dangerous!!!................ bloody funny though

Hmmm. Do you think we should request plaster casts?! lol

20 Jun 2006

possible. - Never really spent much time in forums. Too woried about upsetting folks.
im keeping my eye on this on though. its rather funny!!

20 Jun 2006

Quote by 9inchgirth
im keeping my eye on this on though. its rather funny!!

Glad to be of amusement, girthy...but ,as Vix said, despite my light-hearted way of doing this, we really are serious in our quest for single, well-endowed bi-males (and I really don't have a black leather hand where my cock should be)!

20 Jun 2006

glad to hear about the glove!!!!!!

21 Jun 2006

Still no takers, then.
sad

21 Jun 2006

ADDING MYINPUT , I HAVE A GENUINE 9.5" OF GOOD HARD ,RAMPANT COCK . I KNOW SOME GUYS TEND TO EXAGGERATE THEIR SIZE BUT IT'S ABOUT OTHER THINGS AS WELL . MESSAGE ME ABOUT SOME OF THE PITFALLS OF BEING TOO WELL ENDOWED ..

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Vix
Still no takers, then.

Maybe one, can I come and join your contest, or is it one entry per contestant? cool

21 Jun 2006

Quote by marmalaid
Still no takers, then.

Maybe one, can I come and join your contest, or is it one entry per contestant? cool

if u had a pic or some info u might have more luck in the contest
biggrin

21 Jun 2006

Quote by marmalaid
Still no takers, then.

Maybe one, can I come and join your contest, or is it one entry per contestant? cool

Thought you'd vanished off the face of the earth, matey.

22 Jun 2006

so if you cant put pics of big willies on here
can we have a regional contest with ladies
around the country making nominations
im sure there are some ladies out there willing
to assist in the early round knock out process

22 Jun 2006

Missing the point, somewhat, Robert.