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Quote by bluexxx
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Oooh a quiz, I love quizes. Let me see how I fair :lol: :lol:
Not in the NW, but can drive and only about an hour away...........1 point
We have met a couple of times.......................................................2 points
Good with groups............................................................................2 points
Bi guy, well got some bi tendancies :lol: ..........................................1 point
Flexible hours, mmm, some days are better than others................1 point
Making a total of 7 points
Is that good enough to qualify ????
oh oh i like quizes
not in nw and don't drive..........0 points
Seen u at a couple of munches........2 points
good with groups.......10 points
not a guy at all.............-15 points
flexable working hours, i can't do weekends at the mo......0 point
so thats a total of -3points
did i win?
You were close, very close :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That'll do me
Sex God
Quote by edinbughchris
I live in the best city in the NW which is Edinburgh (which is in that part of the NW called "Scotland" lol)
Interesting, seeing as I am in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Right my turn !!!
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Live in the NW for 6 out of 7 days !!! and yes I can drive !
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
We've met twice !!!
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Been to a few clubs with him in doors ........lol
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
Bi-fem reporting for duty
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Dont work !!!!
How did I do ? ....................... p.s. we have to keep this a secret .......... or he will wanna join in ........
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
10 points! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have I won ? have I ? have I ? :kiss:
Techincally you are in joint first place at the moment.... however Judy has scored 20 out of 10 :shock: ... so we are still waiting for the results of the re-count :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Yankie
Hiya blue, not a regular on here but a regular in the chat room as Daryll_223404
Anyway, let's weigh up my eligibility if the offer is still open shall we....
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Check!
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
Umm not really, unless you use a different alias in the chat room and I have spoken to you before :) Ask Jewcy_Joanne - she will verify my credibility and 'assets'...
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Check! I love going to clubs, parties, orgies - you name it and I'll cum there :)
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
Check! Fully bi guy here and loving it! I'm also carefree and extremely laid back, some people may even say a little bit 'cool'.
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Check, check, check! Daytimes or evenings are good for me, my work is uber flexible (as am I, and I hope you are too ;)).
Hmmm now lets see what my score is.... 8 or possibly 10 depending on my 'reference' from Jewcy_Jo - is that good or bad? :)
Did I also mention that I am well travelled having lived in Portugal for several years and can introduce some mediterranean flair into your sexual antics? <- bonus points surely?!
Yes, you score 8 points, you lost marks on the fact that I don't know you nor have ever heard of you..... the chat room is like another world to me :)
Sex God
Quote by mcrguy37
I should have score quite high
Im in the NW and drive
Want to get to know you
I have been to clubs and have joined couples>more the better
Im Bi and a CD/TV
Im flexible and can meet up in the day or evenings
Mark
(mcrguy37)
Back from hols on the 5th September
You score 8 points. I did PM you about the Manchester Social so when you're back from your hols, maybe you want to come along to one of those to get the extra 2 points?
Quote by Colts23
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
hmm actually 853 kms away, or 530 miles :rascal:
But I drive & ride :P Complete and utter newbie, to mostly everyone, :rotflmao: (even though i have posted 200 times or so :shock: (mental note, make bigger, better impressions :P )
Yup, comfy with mates, groups :twisted:
couple of beers, I'm anyones once I'm on the floor :doh:
completely flexible with times
(ooooohh, but bear in mind according to the michelin road planner, 9 hours 36 minutes needs to be taken into account 
)Hmmmm,,,,do i count each mile as -0.1 points ? :P :rotflmao:
Quote by bluexxx
Right my turn !!!
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Live in the NW for 6 out of 7 days !!! and yes I can drive !
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
We've met twice !!!
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Been to a few clubs with him in doors ........lol
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
Bi-fem reporting for duty
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Dont work !!!!
How did I do ? ....................... p.s. we have to keep this a secret .......... or he will wanna join in ........
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
10 points! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have I won ? have I ? have I ? :kiss:
Techincally you are in joint first place at the moment.... however Judy has scored 20 out of 10 :shock: ... so we are still waiting for the results of the re-count :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: 20 out of 10 ? :shock:
Can we all share then ? Or Judy could do Monday Wednesday Friday .......... I could do Tuesday Thursday Saturday and on Sunday you can rest :kiss:
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
I should have score quite high
Im in the NW and drive
Want to get to know you
I have been to clubs and have joined couples>more the better
Im Bi and a CD/TV
Im flexible and can meet up in the day or evenings
Mark
(mcrguy37)
Back from hols on the 5th September
Sorry to be pedantic but there is a definite distinction between CD and TV especially if you are describing yourself. You have to decide which one you are, it is extremely rare to be both at different times in your social life unless you are just starting on your Trans-gender identity when it is a different matter altogether. Its a generalisation for those outside of the LGBT community but if you claim to be in it then you will know which you are and indeed you will need to establish where you are with your transgenderism, more so when describing yourself to someone such as blue or other trans people who are all well versed in trans issues.
Judy
True. But I don't care if he's a CD, TV, DVD, MP3, PS2, or an X-Box cube provided he's a good shag
Oh I'm well getting into this thread ... more replies please, I've emptied my diary ready for the barrage of responses....... if I don't get any more replies I will start throwing soil ("in" joke :haha: )
:smile2:
Quote by bluexxx
Hiya blue, not a regular on here but a regular in the chat room as Daryll_223404
Anyway, let's weigh up my eligibility if the offer is still open shall we....
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Check!
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
Umm not really, unless you use a different alias in the chat room and I have spoken to you before :) Ask Jewcy_Joanne - she will verify my credibility and 'assets'...
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Check! I love going to clubs, parties, orgies - you name it and I'll cum there :)
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
Check! Fully bi guy here and loving it! I'm also carefree and extremely laid back, some people may even say a little bit 'cool'.
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Check, check, check! Daytimes or evenings are good for me, my work is uber flexible (as am I, and I hope you are too ;)).
Hmmm now lets see what my score is.... 8 or possibly 10 depending on my 'reference' from Jewcy_Jo - is that good or bad? :)
Did I also mention that I am well travelled having lived in Portugal for several years and can introduce some mediterranean flair into your sexual antics? <- bonus points surely?!
Yes, you score 8 points, you lost marks on the fact that I don't know you nor have ever heard of you..... the chat room is like another world to me :)
Darn it, so close yet so far :P
So how do I get to know you better...?
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
Well, while she is busy with all the shags she has lined up if your bi (extra points remember) then I could vet you for her and then perhaps give a recommendation.
Judy
Yes indeed. Judy is my official taste tester. If you score more than a 7 on Judy's shag-scale I will give you a go myself. Judy and I then compare scores.... (and you think I'm joking
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ) Quote by bluexxx
I will be choosing my shags according to the following criteria:
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Driving not a problem
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
Hello again
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
My post is currently being redirected to my regular swinging club
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
Would it boost my points if I brought along a bi-guy or maybe a bi-guy & another bi-woman or a car full even? :twisted:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
You didn't mention weekends? :?
Quote by bluexxx
True. But I don't care if he's a CD, TV, DVD, MP3, PS2, or an X-Box cube provided he's a good shag
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by bluexxx
if I don't get any more replies I will start throwing soil ("in" joke :haha: )
:smile:
Just as long you don't start chucking Batman cookies.............those things look dangerous when used as missiles :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I will be choosing my shags according to the following criteria:
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Driving not a problem
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
Hello again
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
My post is currently being redirected to my regular swinging club
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
Would it boost my points if I brought along a bi-guy or maybe a bi-guy & another bi-woman or a car full even? :twisted:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
You didn't mention weekends? :?
Oooh, oooh, ooooh...... now there's an offer I can't refuse :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
I will be choosing my shags according to the following criteria:
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Driving not a problem
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
Hello again
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
My post is currently being redirected to my regular swinging club
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
Would it boost my points if I brought along a bi-guy or maybe a bi-guy & another bi-woman or a car full even? :twisted:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
You didn't mention weekends? :?
Oooh, oooh, ooooh...... now there's an offer I can't refuse :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sorry I must compose myself.......
:twisted:
well lets see:
I live in the North West and I can drive .....
I don't know you, but what a good way to get to know each other ....
I have done the group sex thing, and want to go to clubs .....
Bi, haven't even thought of it actually, so I wouldn't really know to be honest, so i guess thats a NO ....
I only work 4 days a week, so I guess that is flexible .....
How did i do??
Speak soon.......
I live in the North West and I can drive .....
I don't know you, but what a good way to get to know each other ....
I have done the group sex thing, and want to go to clubs .....
Bi, haven't even thought of it actually, so I wouldn't really know to be honest, so i guess thats a NO ....
I only work 4 days a week, so I guess that is flexible .....
How did i do??
Speak soon.......
Sex God
Quote by UKwilko
well lets see:
I live in the North West and I can drive .....
I don't know you, but what a good way to get to know each other ....
I have done the group sex thing, and want to go to clubs .....
Bi, haven't even thought of it actually, so I wouldn't really know to be honest, so i guess thats a NO ....
I only work 4 days a week, so I guess that is flexible .....
How did i do??
Speak soon.......
1. If I squint hard at a map I suppose North Wales could be considered the North West = 2
2. Never heard of you = 0
3. Done groups but not clubs = 1
4. Not bi = 0
5. Flexible is only flexible if it fits in with my time = 1 (but I guess could be 2)
4 or 5/10 = not good. No sorry.
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
Would it be cheeky to bring a friend along?
Subject to passing the Judy test - of course
Yes, yes, yes I'm free for Judy testing only on :- Monday, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.
I so knew it was going to be one of those orgy type thingies. There will be a book written about it and then the film rights and a TV documentary .....TV ??????......Oh yes, Television type soapy things. Then pics on the net. Someone is bound to build a web site for it all. I just so knew it would all get out of hand. I bet blue is clearing a space in the attic as we speak.
Ah well ..Im off to buy new nix in case I get an invite, I better buy new hold ups for blue, all hers are the religious types.
Judy
Polo plus friend............. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sounds interesting :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Please submit said friend for Judy-testing and I await the score
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :P :P :P :P Quote by bluexxx
Polo plus friend............. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sounds interesting :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Please submit said friend for Judy-testing and I await the score
Does that mean I passed without being tested
Not that I wouldn't insist on being tested - in the interest of fairness that is :twisted:
Ooohh I love tests..............
Well by my calculations I score 433.8 or 0 I was never very good at maths :?
Quote by bluexxx
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
I live in the NW of Cambridgeshire and can drive
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
I do not know you at all, but I am prepared to lie and fabricate a plausible reason why you don't remember me
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
I am equally happy with groups or alone, in fact yesterday I was in a room with at least 40 other people. I even talked to a few of them
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
I am very BI, I would even say TRI and at a push Quad although I am not completely fluent with my 4th. I only ever come when equipped with a female ( Does not have to be my own ). I am unfortunately not Female, but would be BI if I was. You are right TV is always a pleasure, but I thought you wanted to shag ? Can of course bring my own TV but is rather heavy.
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
I have a very flexible approach to work, always looking for reasons not to do any
Well by my calculations I score 433.8 or 0 I was never very good at maths :?
Quote by bluexxx
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
1. Live in NW but cannot drive, so 1 point.
2. Have been on the lash once so that qualifies 2 points.
3. Only done group once and didnt go well, so 1 point.
4. Bi curious, so again 1 point.
5. Am in between jobs so can do morning, noon or night. Or all 3 so 2 points.
Total of 7 and only adding my meagre position to this thread.
Quote by JudyTV
Yes, yes, yes I'm free for Judy testing only on :- Monday, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. ....
Ah well ..Im off to buy new nix in case I get an invite
Judy
You know you are going over my shoulder this time
and then you can punish me as you see fit later :twisted: Sex God
Rightio folks.... I have no more time available for August bookings 
... I am busy this weekend then away with work til the 1st Sept. Once I get back I will be taking bookings for September by throwing soil at you (private joke :lol2: )......
If you are interested, and you are sure you meet the criteria, leave a message here. Ta!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
... I am busy this weekend then away with work til the 1st Sept. Once I get back I will be taking bookings for September by throwing soil at you (private joke :lol2: )......If you are interested, and you are sure you meet the criteria, leave a message here. Ta!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sexpert
Just back from hols to find this thread, so here goes:-
1: Manchester and a driver = 2
2: Before 17 Sept = 0 After, should = 2
3: Prefer groups and clubs myself = 2
4: Orally bi = 2
5: Fairly flexible with a bit of advance notice = 1
So, I reckon a score of 7 at the moment, without adding on spurious points for all sorts of things :-)
Am I in the running?
Ant.
1: Manchester and a driver = 2
2: Before 17 Sept = 0 After, should = 2
3: Prefer groups and clubs myself = 2
4: Orally bi = 2
5: Fairly flexible with a bit of advance notice = 1
So, I reckon a score of 7 at the moment, without adding on spurious points for all sorts of things :-)
Am I in the running?
Ant.
Hi Blue
Ive been to one of your house meets...met you once with satin in your car we never got going because the boys in blue were around...
I love moresomes and have had a few good relationships through this website.. I like to suck fuck and be fucked by both guys and galls..also enjoy cp and role play stuff
I have transort and work flexibly
I want new experiences and fancy fucking in different places....I want to see how many times I can be fucked in one go also and would like to have a shot at receiving bukakke
Yours at the keyboard with a willing ass cock and mouth
xx
Ive been to one of your house meets...met you once with satin in your car we never got going because the boys in blue were around...
I love moresomes and have had a few good relationships through this website.. I like to suck fuck and be fucked by both guys and galls..also enjoy cp and role play stuff
I have transort and work flexibly
I want new experiences and fancy fucking in different places....I want to see how many times I can be fucked in one go also and would like to have a shot at receiving bukakke
Yours at the keyboard with a willing ass cock and mouth
xx
