The Shag Thread....

14 Aug 2005

OK... I am taking bookings for shags....... Sign below if you are interested.....
:small-print:
If you want to shag me, you have to take the test as I will be choosing my shags according to the following criteria:-
lol

*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi :lol: ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Each of the 5 criteria above obtains a maximum score of 2 points.... Thus top score is 10.... the higher your score, the better chance you have....!!!!! :P :P :P
Other than that, you've got to be in it to win it, so reply below...........
smile

Oh yeah... me: 33, bi, female, and open to offers on where we meet, look at the links below for pics and more info....
:thumbup:

14 Aug 2005

Well, I don't live in the North west, I have never been in group action before, I'm a single straight male and a noobie, but other than that I'm perfect... smile

Hmm, maybe not. But good luck with your bookings. wink

14 Aug 2005

Quote by _Dannage_
Well, I don't live in the North west, I have never been in group action before, I'm a single straight male and a noobie, but other than that I'm perfect...

Spot on - be at mine in 10 minutes wink

14 Aug 2005

Well, apart from being male, I don't really qualify for any of your requirements
Good luck hun, hope you gets loads of replies
David
xxx

14 Aug 2005

Tch, if you'd have said 15 minutes, I might have made it... But I'm a man who likes to take his time. :twisted:

14 Aug 2005

OK... wolvie_dude prepares to get crashed and burnt over this
I live in North West and can drive biggrin

I don't really know ya... but I did try and ressurect you wink

Comfortable in a group :D
Not Bi sad

But do have extremely flexible working hours :D
Any chance or am I pissing in the wind as usual lol

:lol: :lol:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
OK... wolvie_dude prepares to get crashed and burnt over this
I live in North West and can drive
I don't really know ya... but I did try and ressurect you
Comfortable in a group :D
Not Bi
But do have extremely flexible working hours :D
Any chance or am I pissing in the wind as usual :lol: :lol:

OK, well... I have 5 critera, and each point scores a maximum of 2...
This is how you score:
*** North West and can drive = 2 :thumbup: :thumbup:
*** I don't know you, but you were one of the saviours when I committed suicide last night = 1 :thumbup:
*** Comfortable in groups = 2 :thumbup: :thumbup:
*** Not bi...... ooooh.... no points here = 0 :( :(
*** Flexible working hours = 2 :thumbup: :thumbup:
Not bad, in fact decidely above average..... :happy:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me

Oooh a quiz, I love quizes. Let me see how I fair :lol: :lol:
Not in the NW, but can drive and only about an hour away...........1 point
We have met a couple of times.......................................................2 points
Good with groups............................................................................2 points
Bi guy, well got some bi tendancies :lol: ..........................................1 point
Flexible hours, mmm, some days are better than others................1 point
Making a total of 7 points
Is that good enough to qualify ????

14 Aug 2005

well i scored 6 points there
i am in bpool, loves group, and i work flexable hours

14 Aug 2005

Well Nomad-Soul and Blackpool Jay, 7 and 6 points respectively isn't bad, but someone has just replied by PM who's scored10 points :shock: ... so there's stiff ( :twisted: ) competition :grin:

14 Aug 2005

Well blue, you know how this goes. 17 of your first 20 replies are always "if onlies". lol

14 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Well blue, you know how this goes. 17 of your first 20 replies are always "if onlies".

Well, I guess that's true enough........... :uhoh: ... I'll be expecting this thread to have been totally hijaked by the morning anyway, so I'd better start booking some people in :grin:

14 Aug 2005

I've got 16 points , what time do you want to meet!! cool

15 Aug 2005

I live in nw,
have car
been to your house
had group sex
not bi
go to cupids
flexible (normally)
had the enjoyment of tasting you at your last birthday bash last year.
How do I score?
Paul x

15 Aug 2005

hiya blue...... nice post...reckon i get 4 out of 5 on the scorecard..looks like 8 points for me.......a comfortable mid table position..which i know u like !!!!!!
David

15 Aug 2005

lol @ Blue Your so articulate when it comes to interesting threads it so beats the "anyone up for it " brigade.
For the record I scored 7 1/2 points I need lots of practice for the other half of point bearing in mind whats happening on the 17th August
I`m also particuarly flexible this week wink

15 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I will be choosing my shags according to the following criteria:
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)

I live in the Midlands, but can point you in the direction of online train timetables and have the number of a local taxi firm
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
We've met once or twice
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Might be, but want you, I've always wanted you, you and no-one else...
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
See above, not relevant, please stop asking silly questions.
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
I work 8:30 'til 17:30, so providing you change your hours a bit we will have perfect synchonicity!
Other than that, you've got to be in it to win it, so reply below...........

Oh yeah... me: 33, bi, female, and open to offers on where we meet, look at the links below for pics and more info....
:thumbup:

Right so that's sorted, I couldn't give a flying fuck for your points system, so if you get in touch with my social secretary, then I'm sure that you can come to some sort of arrangement...
See you soon wink

Chris

15 Aug 2005

Judy, only you could get 20 points out of a possible 10.... I demand a re-count :shock: lol

Paul_Bolton, your score would be 8, but admitting you go to Cupids has to drop you down to a 6 wink

Davidn48....... 8... not bad in the face of stiff competition :wink:
Popsucker... what IS happening on the 17th Aug?? :shock:
Marms - sod off, you cheeky bugger :wink: :wink: :wink:

15 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Right my turn !!!
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Live in the NW for 6 out of 7 days !!! and yes I can drive !
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
We've met twice !!!
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Been to a few clubs with him in doors ........lol
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
Bi-fem reporting for duty
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Dont work !!!!
How did I do ? ....................... p.s. we have to keep this a secret .......... or he will wanna join in ........
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Aug 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul

*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me

Oooh a quiz, I love quizes. Let me see how I fair :lol: :lol:
Not in the NW, but can drive and only about an hour away...........1 point
We have met a couple of times.......................................................2 points
Good with groups............................................................................2 points
Bi guy, well got some bi tendancies :lol: ..........................................1 point
Flexible hours, mmm, some days are better than others................1 point
Making a total of 7 points
Is that good enough to qualify ????
oh oh i like quizes
not in nw and don't drive..........0 points
Seen u at a couple of munches........2 points
good with groups.......10 points
not a guy at all.............-15 points
flexable working hours, i can't do weekends at the mo......0 point
so thats a total of -3points
did i win? smile

15 Aug 2005

Blue, I bet your clit would do with a good sucking right now lol

15 Aug 2005

Quote by Paul_Bolton
Blue, I bet your clit would do with a good sucking right now

How much do you want to bet that it doesn't? rolleyes

15 Aug 2005

Quote by blonde
Right my turn !!!
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Live in the NW for 6 out of 7 days !!! and yes I can drive !
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
We've met twice !!!
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Been to a few clubs with him in doors ........lol
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
Bi-fem reporting for duty
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Dont work !!!!
How did I do ? ....................... p.s. we have to keep this a secret .......... or he will wanna join in ........
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

10 points! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me

Oooh a quiz, I love quizes. Let me see how I fair :lol: :lol:
Not in the NW, but can drive and only about an hour away...........1 point
We have met a couple of times.......................................................2 points
Good with groups............................................................................2 points
Bi guy, well got some bi tendancies :lol: ..........................................1 point
Flexible hours, mmm, some days are better than others................1 point
Making a total of 7 points
Is that good enough to qualify ????
oh oh i like quizes
not in nw and don't drive..........0 points
Seen u at a couple of munches........2 points
good with groups.......10 points
not a guy at all.............-15 points
flexable working hours, i can't do weekends at the mo......0 point
so thats a total of -3points
did i win? smile

You were close, very close :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Aug 2005

oops !! did I say August? I of course meant september... redface

15 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
OK... I am taking bookings for shags....... Sign below if you are interested.....
:small-print:
I will be choosing my shags according to the following criteria:
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
I live in the best city in the NW which is Edinburgh (which is in that part of the NW called "Scotland" lol)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
You know me to say hi to (from JudyTV's Manchester social)
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Totally. A lot more fun. Groups at eg Cupids, Xtasia (never enough room for more than five in there unless you use the sofas - my mate got his foot stuck in the radiator)
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
I cum as both. Orally-bi, especially for groups. When I'm part of a couple, well Sandie's very bi, Kathryn's not.
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Prefer daytimes
Other than that, you've got to be in it to win it, so reply below...........
I can do lovely big coloured letters like JudyTV, which probably doesn't count for extra points, but hey, it looks nice ;-) ;-) ;-)
:smile2: :smile2: :smile2:
Oh yeah... me: 33, bi, female, and open to offers on where we meet, look at the links below for pics and more info....
:thumbup:

15 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Right my turn !!!
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Live in the NW for 6 out of 7 days !!! and yes I can drive !
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
We've met twice !!!
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Been to a few clubs with him in doors ........lol
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
Bi-fem reporting for duty
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Dont work !!!!
How did I do ? ....................... p.s. we have to keep this a secret .......... or he will wanna join in ........
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

10 points! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have I won ? have I ? have I ? :kiss:

15 Aug 2005

if Blond has won...... does that mean who comes second just gets a bit of oral
third place a handshake and a peck on the cheek
booby prize for finishing last a fart in bed with your head forced under the covers???

15 Aug 2005

Well if blond has won,
Is there room for me? :P

15 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
OK... I am taking bookings for shags....... Sign below if you are interested.....
:small-print:
I will be choosing my shags according to the following criteria:
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me
Other than that, you've got to be in it to win it, so reply below...........

Oh yeah... me: 33, bi, female, and open to offers on where we meet, look at the links below for pics and more info....
:thumbup:

Hiya blue, not a regular on here but a regular in the chat room as Daryll_223404 :)
Anyway, let's weigh up my eligibility if the offer is still open shall we....
*** People who live in the North West, and who can drive (as I don't)
Check!
*** People I know already.... can't be doing with newbies, sorry
Umm not really, unless you use a different alias in the chat room and I have spoken to you before :) Ask Jewcy_Joanne - she will verify my credibility and 'assets'...
*** People who enjoy and have experience with group fun - much of my swinging is done in clubs - not really into straight 121s all that much really tbh so you must be comfortable with clubs and / or group sex
Check! I love going to clubs, parties, orgies - you name it and I'll cum there :)
*** Bi guys - but nothing against straight guys really, provided they come equipped with their own female (that is, be bi if you're a single guy, but I don't care about your sexuality if you are a couple.... unless you are female, then I guess it would help if you're bi :lol: ). TV / TS - always a pleasure :lol:
Check! Fully bi guy here and loving it! I'm also carefree and extremely laid back, some people may even say a little bit 'cool'.
*** People who have flexible working hours... I have limited time in the evenings, but can do some daytimes - it always helps if you have the same availability as me :?
Check, check, check! Daytimes or evenings are good for me, my work is uber flexible (as am I, and I hope you are too ;)).
Hmmm now lets see what my score is.... 8 or possibly 10 depending on my 'reference' from Jewcy_Jo - is that good or bad? :)
Did I also mention that I am well travelled having lived in Portugal for several years and can introduce some mediterranean flair into your sexual antics? <- bonus points surely?!