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payne
Sex God
Please no more replies to this thread or PMs from people who can't even be bothered to read when it was started!!! rolleyes :roll:
Nice to see there are still some 'newbies' who are managing to give a bad name to the decent ones out there!! lol
surreycouple2003
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
No this isn't a joke...... I am after trying double penetration for the first time and I already have one bloke (my other half) and am looking for another... the smaller in the trouser department the better!!! (this is to minimise discomfort on my part and make it all the more enjoyable for me!!) If you are interested then I will need you send me an email with face and cock pic and measurement. :twisted:

Im your man.
Dxxx
payne
Sex God
well where's the cock pic then? lol
payne
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
WBB puts herself on the judging comitte.

Obviously looking out for my best interests!!! biggrin
bluexxx
Sex God
I can see how quickly this thread is going to get hijaked, but hey ho!
rotflmao
Guys so often lie about their cock size by adding on a couple of inches, I wonder if they will now be as likely to lie by deducting an inch or two! rolleyes lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
payne
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
Define small........ rotflmao
Steve

Well to me small would be smaller than everage.. and according to numerous discussions on here it appears average would be 6 - 7.5" (ish) so I'm looking for smaller than 6 biggrin Does that mean you won't be volunteering your services?..
Anyway.. piss off you lot.. you'll be scaring all my potential replys away!!!! :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by xxdevil69
so I'm looking for smaller than 6 biggrin

Bugger!....... :cry:
Steve
payne
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
so I'm looking for smaller than 6 biggrin

Bugger!....... :cry:
Steve
Aww.. never mind hun... it only means you're too big for this particular activity.. there's still plain old boring orgy's I'm sure you'll do just fine for!!! :D
redwine_lover
Sex God
ok if u want 6", i will only put 50% of my cock in..that should suffice lol.... and no funny comments well busty babe..i am watching you, watching me, watching this thread lol
bluexxx
Sex God
Steve you are NOT small, I have a picture of yours to prove it! :twisted:
Hmmmmm..... there are a couple of guys that are regulars at Partners who have TINY dicks but I don't think they're on SH.....
But come on guys, own up... who's got a small one? This is your LUCKY day lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by davidn48
ok if u want 6", i will put 150% of my cock in..that should suffice lol.... and no funny comments well busty babe..i am watching you, watching me, watching this thread lol

aww bless.. his heart in in the right place! lol
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
anyway... as much as it hurts me to say something nice about david.... he is actually too well endowed! confused :?
i have a feeling that if devil gets any luck from this post.. it will be via pm rather than posted on here.
payne
Sex God
Quote by davidn48
ok if u want 6", i will only put 50% of my cock in..that should suffice lol.... and no funny comments well busty babe..i am watching you, watching me, watching this thread lol

Wow... a 12" cock!! quick.. inform vix and reese!!!! biggrin
surreycouple2003
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
well where's the cock pic then? lol

Emailed - with a speciality bonus pic (just cos its you....ahhhh)
wink
Dxxx
redwine_lover
Sex God
50% for u devil and well busty babe can have the rest lol
payne
Sex God
Quote by surreycouple2003
well where's the cock pic then? lol

Emailed - with a speciality bonus pic (just cos its you....ahhhh)
wink
Dxxx
WOW!!! .......
Infuture.. can you please read requirements careful.. I'm afraid you can't fulfil the position on this occasion as you are too big...... however I might have an openeing for you....say.... round the back of SH towers in about 10 minutes?!!? :twisted: :twisted:
surreycouple2003
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
well where's the cock pic then? lol

Emailed - with a speciality bonus pic (just cos its you....ahhhh)
wink
Dxxx
WOW!!! .......
Infuture.. can you please read requirements careful.. I'm afraid you can't fulfil the position on this occasion as you are too big...... however I might have an openeing for you....say.... round the back of SH towers in about 10 minutes?!!? :twisted: :twisted:
Does that mean you liked the pic Miss Devil???? :wink:
Dxxx
payne
Sex God
Yes I did.. why... who was it? biggrin
payne
Sex God
well I'm not gonna say no am I!!!! (yes please biggrin )
Note to Mods.... I am NOT a pic collector.. I just like looking at pics :shock: .. and this is purely for my own sexual purposes in my quest to find a second male etc etc
surreycouple2003
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
Yes I did.. why... who was it? biggrin

ohh.....Just some guy I know....!!!
wink
Dxxx
payne
Sex God
You'll have to introduce me sometime!!! biggrin Right after I've got this dp business sorted...
Come on guys.. you can't all have large cocks!!!
surreycouple2003
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
You'll have to introduce me sometime!!! biggrin Right after I've got this dp business sorted...

Well next time you're in Surrey I'll make sure you get a personal introduction...... wink
And if you promise to keep a grip of yourself I might send you a face pic....
Dxxx
bluexxx
Sex God
I think Satin is about 7 inches, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind me lopping off an inch or so for this good cause :haha:
little__gem
Sex God
Well Devil,
I'd give you Neil but he may object to being called tiny......... again......... twice in one week, just might knock him that little bit too much! ;)
Poor Satin :therethere: You're a mean lady at times Blue!! :twisted:
redwine_lover
Sex God
devil..obv i have stunned u in silence lol..not sure if thats good or bad lol
The_Dub
Warming the Bed
xxdevil69
Today my world fell apart thanks to you....... :cry: :cry:
I always understood that 6" was average - now I hear it's small .....booo hooo!
The_Dub goes off to sulk.......
wonder if those enlargement contraptions are any good...
Ah feck it - it does the job it'll just have to do....
zootle
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
Define small........ rotflmao
Steve

Well to me small would be smaller than everage.. and according to numerous discussions on here it appears average would be 6 - 7.5" (ish) so I'm looking for smaller than 6 biggrin Does that mean you won't be volunteering your services?..
Anyway.. piss off you lot.. you'll be scaring all my potential replys away!!!! :shock:
Curses, you sure 6.5 inches isn't small enough?!
smile
djcouple7
Orgasminator
hi xxx sent you a pm hope we can help each other xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx dave jane