Tuesdays...???

6 Oct 2004

The thread below mentions the relative difficulties relating to getting laid on a Tuesday.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/22987.html
With your help I intend to dispell this Urban Myth..!!!
I am the male half of SurreyCouple and am seeking suitable volunteers to aid me with my quest.
This is not an adventure for the weak hearted or the infirm.
If you think you are made of the right stuff I want to hear from you. wink

Dxxxx

6 Oct 2004

I had sex yesterday!!!!! Does that make me a modern day miracle?!? :shock:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
I am the male half of SurreyCouple and am seeking suitable volunteers to aid me with my quest.

yeah go on then... just tell me where and what time to meet your missus and we'll put this urban myth to bed... so to speak. maybe you should video it for proof... for those 'your full of shit..' moments. wink

6 Oct 2004

Dxxx - don't you bloody dare get laid on a Tuesday!!!! mad

Don't forget my magic buttons that can ruin parties (no use on tuesdays, just the rest of the week!)

Quote by xxdevil69
I had sex yesterday!!!!! Does that make me a modern day miracle?!? :shock:

YOU told me you were washing your hair for the rest of my life!! How could you!! :cry:
Mal
Who can take a joke, even if he doesn't get laid!! :lol2:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I had sex yesterday!!!!! Does that make me a modern day miracle?!? :shock:

Maybe.
Are you a guy and was it with a stranger???
If you can answer yes to both of those then you just might be a M.D.M
Dx

6 Oct 2004

Unfortunately it was with my own partner.. in bed.. just before we went to sleep.. (does anyone still have this kind of sex anymore?!?!) lol

6 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Unfortunately it was with my own partner

Sorry to hear that...........
wink

Dxxx

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Robbie
yeah go on then... just tell me where and what time to meet your missus and we'll put this urban myth to bed... so to speak. maybe you should video it for proof... for those 'your full of shit..' moments.

Hi Robbie
hmmmm....
Actually I was kinda hoping to dispell the myth from the male angle (in particular me!!).
However should that fail miserably (which with the help of the lovely people it I am sure it wont!) I will definitely bear the offer in mind.
:wink:
Dxxx

6 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Hi Robbie
hmmmm....
Actually I was kinda hoping to dispell the myth from the male angle (in particular me!!).
However should that fail miserably (which with the help of the lovely people it I am sure it wont!) I will definitely bear the offer in mind.

Dxxx

cheers mate but i'm gonna have to rain check... in a meeting til lunch next tuesday morn and then i'm booked in for my monthly deep cleansing facial and eye brow reshaping at 2pm. rolleyes

;)

6 Oct 2004

I had sex on tuesday, but i suppose it doesnt count as it was my partner wink

6 Oct 2004

Quote by AlexandAlanda
I had sex on tuesday

And on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
Chilled on Sunday.................
wink

Dxx

6 Oct 2004

I also had sex on Tuesday, but I had to blow her up first, - ooh christ, the window cleaner was here this morning, i wonder if the curtains were closed properly confused

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Nomad_Soul
I also had sex on Tuesday, but I had to blow her up first

Were you using Semtex again?????? rolleyes

I told you before - all you need to do is talk nicely to them and buy them a few drinks.
But would you listen.....?????
Would you
WOULD YOU!!!
wink

Dxxx

7 Oct 2004

This Thread has digressed somewhat, however the original theme still stands
I am looking to get laid on a Tuesday.
Doesnt not have to be next Tuesday, or the one after even - but it must be a Tuesday.
If you need more info feel free to ask.
wink

Dxxx

7 Oct 2004

so what exactly are your aims then? rotflmao

7 Oct 2004

So THATS were i've going wrong surreycouple, no wonder the bedrooms always a mess

7 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
so what exactly are your aims then?

I'm glad you asked that.
What I had in mind was.....
Sex.....
.....on a Tuesday.......
I can tell you're tempted..!!!!
wink

Dxxx

7 Oct 2004

The whole sex thing I'm ok with.. just still struggling to get my head round the 'Tuesday' bit.. is there no simpler way of explaining it? :shock:

7 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
The whole sex thing I'm ok with.. just still struggling to get my head round the 'Tuesday' bit.. is there no simpler way of explaining it? :shock:

Forget the Tuesday thing then!!!
Fancy a shag??? lol

:lol: :lol:

7 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
The whole sex thing I'm ok with.. just still struggling to get my head round the 'Tuesday' bit.. is there no simpler way of explaining it? :shock:

Its quite simple - it has to be on a Tuesday.
Do have a problem with Tuesdays??? wink

Quote by northwest-cpl
Forget the Tuesday thing then!!!
Fancy a shag??? :lol: :lol:

Sorry NWC - but I wont have my Thread turned into a 'fancy a shag free-for-all'..!!!! :wink:
Dxxx

7 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Forget the Tuesday thing then!!!
Fancy a shag??? :lol: :lol:

Sorry NWC - but I wont have my Thread turned into a 'fancy a shag free-for-all'..!!!! wink

Dxxx
Stop grumbling...I'm not trying to muscle in on Tuesdays but that was an honest attempt to take up the slack on non-Tuesday days...but I am available on Tuesdays if there is an unmet demand... :lol:

7 Oct 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Stop grumbling...I'm not trying to muscle in on Tuesdays but that was an honest attempt to take up the slack on non-Tuesday days...but I am available on Tuesdays if there is an unmet demand...

I shall bear you in mind for any of the applicant over-spill..!!!
And if they should not be able to make Tuesdays I will direct then straight to your good self!!!
wink

Dxxx

7 Oct 2004

I've given this some thought...... actually, I can't remember the last time I had sex on a Tuesday :shock: It was probably the last time I went to liaisons on a Tuesday but even then I think it was a quiet night and nothing happened! :shock:
This is becoming very worrying :eeek:
I would like the people who DO have sex on Tuesdays to contact me and tell me their secrets of how to actually get laid on a Tuesday, maybe even give me a demo :twisted: wink

:wink: :wink:

7 Oct 2004

I regularly get sex on a Tuesday, but again it is with a regular partner.
Maybe everyone should do their best to organise something for this coming Tuesday. I know I'll be free (and as bored as normal sad

)

7 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I've given this some thought...... actually, I can't remember the last time I had sex on a Tuesday :shock:

Far be it for me to presume - but if you happen to be in the Surrey area on a Tuesday.....

Quote by bluexxx
I would like the people who DO have sex on Tuesdays to contact me and tell me their secrets of how to actually get laid on a Tuesday, maybe even give me a demo :twisted: :wink: :wink:

Once I have completed this task that I have taken upon myself I will be happy to give you a full briefing.....
This may include diagrams & pictures....!!! :wink:
Dxxx

7 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
I shall bear you in mind for any of the applicant over-spill..!!!
And if they should not be able to make Tuesdays I will direct then straight to your good self!!!

Dxxx

Thanks for the kind offers but if there is going to be any sort of spillage I think it only fair to point out that there will be a nominal cleaning charge to return northwest towers to its former pristine state.
Also, could applicants please form an orderly queue at the side door so as not to frighten the servants.

7 Oct 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Thanks for the kind offers but if there is going to be any sort of spillage I think it only fair to point out that there will be a nominal cleaning charge to return northwest towers to its former pristine state.
Also, could applicants please form an orderly queue at the side door so as not to frighten the servants.

At the risk of Hi-Jacking my own Thread and turning into yet another of those North/South things......
Do they have servants up there??? wink

Dxxx

7 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
At the risk of Hi-Jacking my own Thread and turning into yet another of those North/South things......
Do they have servants up there???
Dxxx

Of course we have servants up here - as well as flat caps, whippets and coal in't' bath. Why do you think your unemployment rates are so low down there? Your unemployed are now up here, serving in the great halls of Oswaldtwistle, Mytholmroyd and Cleckheaton to name but a few. It is difficult to get quality staff these days however. Many have ideas above their station and insist on Sunday afternoons off as well as Boxing Day.

7 Oct 2004

Perhaps there's some sort of strange unspoken subconscious religion that we all abide by.. where we don't have sex on tuesdays!! Damn it... lets all have an orgy!!!!!!

7 Oct 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl

At the risk of Hi-Jacking my own Thread and turning into yet another of those North/South things......
Do they have servants up there???
Dxxx

Of course we have servants up here - as well as flat caps, whippets and coal in't' bath. Why do you think your unemployment rates are so low down there? Your unemployed are now up here, serving in the great halls of Oswaldtwistle, Mytholmroyd and Cleckheaton to name but a few. It is difficult to get quality staff these days however. Many have ideas above their station and insist on Sunday afternoons off as well as Boxing Day.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
... and I bet you all have Black Pudding and Eccles Cakes for breakfast..?