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well_busty_babe
Sex God
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, ages 30 - 31, one blue eye and one green eye, long red hair and over 6'7" only please.
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol
Sarah
Sex God
me me me me me me
lol
jin55
Warming the Bed
i guess a 83 yr old with halitoses, oygen on the zimmer and gets confused as to where to place his condom is out of the question then?///////////??????????.
bonytony :silly: :violin:
tameside_couple
Orgasminator
Quote by well_busty_babe
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, ages 30 - 31, one blue eye and one green eye, long red hair and over 6'7" only please.
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol

could manage it with a wig contact lens and platform shoes!!! wink
loveblock
Warming the Bed
hi im 7ft 6 have geen hair i red eye one 1 silver, will meet you any time. im so big i cannot use a condom, ineed a bin liner to cover my purple dick.
mattius
Sexpert
Genius post!
love your sarcasm WBB
(it reminds me of several of the recent ' couples ads' , altho the shopping list of requirements tend to be a bit longer than yours)
unfortunately, i am celebrating my mid 30th birthday tonight and currently washing my long red hair so cant make it
........but am free tomorrow!
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, No, Im female
ages 30 - 31, No, Im way over that age (but no saying how much over)
one blue eye and one green eye, Well, one eye is the right colour
long red hair Short Blonde
and over 6'7" only please. Erm, will five foot do
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol

Think that means I am perfect for your requirements wink Facny a back scratch lol
mace173
Sexlightened
damn ive got everything you require except red hair :P
Unknown User
I want to be that man but would a woman with a wooden leg and a dodgy eye ball do ????????????????????????????
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
me me me me me me
lol

dont think i can cope with all 6 of them, but one of you might judt do! wink
Quote by brazilian_angel
heya, I'd like to meet up....
xxx

:shock:
Quote by jin55
i guess a 83 yr old with halitoses, oygen on the zimmer and gets confused as to where to place his condom is out of the question then?///////////??????????.
bonytony :silly: :violin:

a bit youg for me mate! :lol:
Quote by tameside_couple
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, ages 30 - 31, one blue eye and one green eye, long red hair and over 6'7" only please.
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol

could manage it with a wig contact lens and platform shoes!!! :wink:
lol, just what i was looking for, can we spend months with you sending me pervy emails and photos whilst i think when i am free??? :twisted:
Quote by loveblock
hi im 7ft 6 have geen hair i red eye one 1 silver, will meet you any time. im so big i cannot use a condom, ineed a bin liner to cover my purple dick.

suppose you might satisfy me if i clench my pelvic floor muscles lol
Quote by mattius
Genius post!
love your sarcasm WBB
(it reminds me of several of the recent ' couples ads' , altho the shopping list of requirements tend to be a bit longer than yours)
unfortunately, i am celebrating my mid 30th birthday tonight and currently washing my long red hair so cant make it
........but am free tomorrow!

consider yourself pulled!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, No, Im female
ages 30 - 31, No, Im way over that age (but no saying how much over)
one blue eye and one green eye, Well, one eye is the right colour
long red hair Short Blonde
and over 6'7" only please. Erm, will five foot do
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol

Think that means I am perfect for your requirements :wink: Facny a back scratch :lol:
glad to see you have the hang of matching the requirments!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by mace173
damn ive got everything you require except red hair :P

damn!!!!!!!!
Quote by corriefem
I want to be that man but would a woman with a wooden leg and a dodgy eye ball do ????????????????????????????

well we could always have a 3some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Oh Bugger!!!! confused :? :? :?
I knew having two blue eyes would be a disadvantage one day!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry:
Unknown User
Quote by well_busty_babe
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, ages 30 - 31, one blue eye and one green eye, long red hair and over 6'7" only please.
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol

Hey
I thought that u werent part of " the quick scratch brigade",
hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
MR_E
Warming the Bed
Shit, im all those but im only 6"5 what if i wear heels xxxxxxxxx biggrin
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Would you make an exception for a female that has long nails and really good at scrating itches? lol
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
I thought that u werent part of " the quick scratch brigade",

And this is not a quick scratch website! lol
Unknown User
I'm available, but you'll have to scratch mine first :P
I fit all the criteria too,
Male, 29, two brown eyes, short "strawberry blonde" hair and 6'6".
And I have two wooden legs and a gammy one.
ASHAXA
Warming the Bed
why not cosider me. i am 2ft tall, hard nails with a great jump. can spring up and down energetically lol to reach you back and scratch it just as well as the 6ft7" man?
rolleyes ASH