Quote by well_busty_babe
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, ages 30 - 31, one blue eye and one green eye, long red hair and over 6'7" only please.
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, No, Im female
ages 30 - 31, No, Im way over that age (but no saying how much over)
one blue eye and one green eye, Well, one eye is the right colour
long red hair Short Blonde
and over 6'7" only please. Erm, will five foot do
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol
Facny a back scratch Quote by Sarah
me me me me me me
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heya, I'd like to meet up....
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Quote by jin55
i guess a 83 yr old with halitoses, oygen on the zimmer and gets confused as to where to place his condom is out of the question then?///////////??????????.
bonytony :silly: :violin:
Quote by tameside_couple
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, ages 30 - 31, one blue eye and one green eye, long red hair and over 6'7" only please.
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol
Quote by loveblock
hi im 7ft 6 have geen hair i red eye one 1 silver, will meet you any time. im so big i cannot use a condom, ineed a bin liner to cover my purple dick.
Quote by mattius
Genius post!
love your sarcasm WBB
(it reminds me of several of the recent ' couples ads' , altho the shopping list of requirements tend to be a bit longer than yours)
unfortunately, i am celebrating my mid 30th birthday tonight and currently washing my long red hair so cant make it
........but am free tomorrow!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, No, Im female
ages 30 - 31, No, Im way over that age (but no saying how much over)
one blue eye and one green eye, Well, one eye is the right colour
long red hair Short Blonde
and over 6'7" only please. Erm, will five foot do
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol
Quote by mace173
damn ive got everything you require except red hair :P
Quote by corriefem
I want to be that man but would a woman with a wooden leg and a dodgy eye ball do ????????????????????????????
Quote by well_busty_babe
i have a really itchy back and need someone to come and scratch it for me!
must be male, ages 30 - 31, one blue eye and one green eye, long red hair and over 6'7" only please.
pm or leave message on here.
thanks
x
PS no cpls or single fems... so dont even try! lol
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Quote by DeeCee
I thought that u werent part of " the quick scratch brigade",
:? :? :? 
ASH