want to have some fun with smoking muff and i?

14 Nov 2005

well i may come and see... if you promise to be gentle wink

who do i contact for details.

14 Nov 2005

Quote by TopGun57
well i may come and see... if you promise to be gentle
who do i contact for details.

i promise i only nibble at first :twisted:
you can contact myself or muff!
NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want dunno

and for those that are shy.....you can wear ya cloths
it has swimming pool and the lot! :wink:
now let me say this................... all will be made comfortable there will and never be any pressure
Debs xxxxxxxxx kiss

15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
WARNING TO NEWBIES
Be aware that these two will chew you up and spit you out before moving on to the next victim... :lol2: :shock:
Ask for an invite at your own peril ! You have been warned...
Me? Though these 2 "ladies" are wonderful.. I think I am going to have to miss this one, as I have something else on. ( please someone, invite me to something... quick!)

I hear tattyxpx is doing some decorating and needs help, you could enjoy watching paint dry!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Shit, just realised :doh: they'd expcect me to fill in for anybody that was scared off!!! Postie!
POSTIE!!!
POSTIE, START THE BLOODY CAR, GET IT ROLLING, AND I'LL JUMP IN!!!!!!!!!!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Smoking Muff
This is for fun or not. You can be social or a lot more if that is your thing.
No has to perform to command, enjoy yourself first

I am just Quoting this again as i have had a few pm asking if it is OK just to meet on a social level
Just don't listen to them all up there........ they are trying to put ya off because there alll jealous because they cannot make it flipa

Also peeps you will have to bring ya own booze
And this place has been taken over by new owners and i have heard great things said about it from other swingers! :thumbup:
heres looking forward to meet you soonnnnnn wink

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
This is for fun or not. You can be social or a lot more if that is your thing.
No has to perform to command, enjoy yourself first

I am just Quoting this again as i have had a few pm asking if it is OK just to meet on a social level
Just don't listen to them all up there........ they are trying to put ya off because there alll jealous because they cannot make it flipa

Also peeps you will have to bring ya own booze
And this place has been taken over by new owners and i have heard great things said about it from other swingers! :thumbup:
heres looking forward to meet you soonnnnnn wink

Ok, I think just to be clear I should point out that my previous comment on this thread was a joke (at least the bit about the SAS selection tests, I'm genuinely gutted I won't get the chance to meet these two lovely ladies and anyone else who's planning to go along).
I'm sure everyone who goes will have a great time, have fun people. smile

15 Nov 2005

If its the place I am thinking of
Highly recommended to anyone who hasnt been.
Have something happening Sat I am trying to re-arrange so I can pop along and play lol

15 Nov 2005

You lot cant miss this opportunity
2 of the sexiest Ladies on Swinging Heaven woooooooo hooooooo
Your in for a fun filled action packed afternoon
Im just sorry I cant make it
chewed up and spat out..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......wonder why they say that lol

15 Nov 2005

Quote by hornyiow
If its the place I am thinking of
Highly recommended to anyone who hasn't been.
Have something happening Sat I am trying to re-arrange so I can pop along and play :Lil:

POP a long and play!............which game shell we play first.......tiggerly winks rotflmao

oooorrrrr may be better still........ strip jack poker :bounce:

15 Nov 2005

So far against all the teasing that we have got from some people, we have some people who want to meet the 2 of us.
So to the other who were trying to scare people away

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want

What more do I want... erm, let's see... a nudist camp in the middle of November... hmmm.... How about a big coat and some mittens and a thermal condom?

Quote by webbiedebs
now let me say this................... all will be made comfortable there will and never be any pressure
Debs xxxxxxxxx

Said the spider to to the fly....:shock:
and smokerJim, mate, the car is running... quick hop in...

15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie

NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want

What more do I want... erm, let's see... a nudist camp in the middle of November... hmmm.... How about a big coat and some mittens and a thermal condom?

Quote by webbiedebs
now let me say this................... all will be made comfortable there will and never be any pressure
Debs xxxxxxxxx

Said the spider to to the fly....:shock:
and smokerJim, mate, the car is running... quick hop in...
Postie sweetie, you can run and hide but you will never know when I will strike.......
Be afraid ....................................................................................................................Be Very Afraid!!!!

15 Nov 2005

So how many of you horny people are going to be with me and Debbie on Saturday. Are you all ready to see me naked on a November day.
Let see if you can keep your food down with that image. lol

15 Nov 2005

I'll be with ya in spirit - send me telepathic vibrations please :twisted:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
I'll be with ya in spirit - send me telpathic vibrations please :twisted:

You may have something that can send you vibrations already.
Clue: it is hand operated.

15 Nov 2005

Ok Ok I'm sorry I took this piss worship

:worship: :worship: , was just trying to put people off so you'd have to arrange another date, preferably when I'm free :twisted:
Disclaimer: Darkfire accepts no responsibility for injury or death which occurs to anyone who chooses to respond positively to deb and muffs meet thread as a result of this retraction of pisstake.

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Ok Ok I'm sorry I took this piss :worship: :worship: , was just trying to put people off so you'd have to arrange another date, preferably when I'm free :twisted:
Disclaimer: Darkfire accepts no responsibility for injury or death which occurs to anyone who chooses to respond positively to deb and muffs meet thread as a result of this retraction of pisstake.

15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Ok Ok I'm sorry I took this piss :worship: :worship: , was just trying to put people off so you'd have to arrange another date, preferably when I'm free :twisted:
Disclaimer: Darkfire accepts no responsibility for injury or death which occurs to anyone who chooses to respond positively to deb and muffs meet thread as a result of this retraction of pisstake.

Thank you very much Postie. I could read that without my glasses.
If I ever need my back pierced I will call on you hun.

15 Nov 2005

Postie stop it! smackbottom

I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Postie stop it!
I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

the only way you can make amends babes is..........................................
To come and meet us so...............................
I can .....................................
shag ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Postie stop it!
I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

the only way you can make amends babes is..........................................
To come and meet us so...............................
I can .....................................
shag ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
ooo fluck :shock:

i'll book a couple of paramedics and a defibrilator then shall I?
ya might need em :evil2:

:rotflmao: :giggle:

15 Nov 2005

They will be beyond the help of medicine.
But at least they will have a smile on their face
But what a way to go.

15 Nov 2005

I would gladly sacrifice myself for the chance to meet Smoking Muff and DebbieWebs (if I wasn't nearly 200 miles away and working that night evil

)

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
well i may come and see... if you promise to be gentle
who do i contact for details.

i promise i only nibble at first :twisted:
you can contact myself or muff!
NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want dunno

and for those that are shy.....you can wear ya cloths
it has swimming pool and the lot! :wink:
now let me say this................... all will be made comfortable there will and never be any pressure
Debs xxxxxxxxx kiss

i'm rather looking forward to it. :bounce:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by The Shadow
well i may come and see... if you promise to be gentle
who do i contact for details.

i promise i only nibble at first :twisted:
you can contact myself or muff!
NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want dunno

and for those that are shy.....you can wear ya cloths
it has swimming pool and the lot! :wink:
now let me say this................... all will be made comfortable there will and never be any pressure
Debs xxxxxxxxx kiss

i'm rather looking forward to it. :bounce:
oooo me baby :bounce: passionkiss

assionkiss: hump

call you soon babes :kiss:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Postie stop it!
I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

the only way you can make amends babes is..........................................
To come and meet us so...............................
I can .....................................
shag ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
ooo fluck :shock:

i'll book a couple of paramedics and a defibrilator then shall I?
ya might need em :evil2:

:rotflmao: :giggle:
Smokin Muff wrote:

They will be beyond the help of medicine.
But at least they will have a smile on their face
But what a way to go.

It's Debs will need the paramedics and the defibrilator, ya daft tart lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
can someone else book a JCB for me so I can attempt to dig myself out of this fookin big hole i'm getting myself into, please?!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Postie stop it!
I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

the only way you can make amends babes is..........................................
To come and meet us so...............................
I can .....................................
shag ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
ooo fluck :shock:

i'll book a couple of paramedics and a defibrilator then shall I?
ya might need em :evil2:

:rotflmao: :giggle:
Smokin Muff wrote:

They will be beyond the help of medicine.
But at least they will have a smile on their face
But what a way to go.

It's Debs will need the paramedics and the defibrilator, ya daft tart lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
can someone else book a JCB for me so I can attempt to dig myself out of this fookin big hole i'm getting myself into, please?!
ooo shut up and get ya knickers off :twisted:

15 Nov 2005

debs, .......c'mere....... passionkiss

you're slacking babes, you should have had them off hours ago! :sticky:

15 Nov 2005

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15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Ok Ok I'm sorry I took this piss :worship: :worship: , was just trying to put people off so you'd have to arrange another date, preferably when I'm free :twisted:
Disclaimer: Darkfire accepts no responsibility for injury or death which occurs to anyone who chooses to respond positively to deb and muffs meet thread as a result of this retraction of pisstake.

Well I asked H and she isn't ready to try clubs/parties of this type yet, so we'll stick to munches and meets with individuals for now, so we can't come out to play.............
Well bless you H cos after reading the thread I thought you might say yes and I'm crapping meself just reading this stuff, let alone meeting them, and I know you'd drink lots of wine and join in and be as bad as them and I wouldn't stand a chance and........... :shock:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Postie stop it!
I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

the only way you can make amends babes is..........................................
To come and meet us so...............................
I can .....................................
shag ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
ooo fluck :shock:

i'll book a couple of paramedics and a defibrilator then shall I?
ya might need em :evil2:

:rotflmao: :giggle:
Smokin Muff wrote:

They will be beyond the help of medicine.
But at least they will have a smile on their face
But what a way to go.

It's Debs will need the paramedics and the defibrilator, ya daft tart lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
can someone else book a JCB for me so I can attempt to dig myself out of this fookin big hole i'm getting myself into, please?!
1/2 hour or so down the road is Diggerland, where you can muck about in Joe Bamford's finest inventions - I'm sure they will be happy to help, but judging at the size of the whole, they will quote you weekly rates!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: