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12 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
I can Ice-Skate - but that's about it!
Alex x x

Well, we've done ten-pin bowling at a Munch, why not ice-skating? You can be the instructor. biggrin

xx
Ice

12 Jul 2004

Ooooh..... I`ll be the Exotic Dancer, I`m probably not all that exotic, but given a few pints I think I am.......will that do?! lol

Venusxxx

12 Jul 2004

I can fart the chorus to the 1812 overture...?
Unless I have been eating curry...!

12 Jul 2004

Venus thinks about that one
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Venusxxx

12 Jul 2004

Hehe guys, well to add some boring skills... I am an x professional magician so I can do magic, I also do balloon modelling and I can do martial arts with weapons to (but I far too nice to ever do that).
Plus I write HTML as a hobby, I can sail, build PC's with my eye's shut, and for some reason do 30 minutes perfect resus on a recording annie... and thats all the fun I can have out of bed, you have to ask Mrs TnH about any other skills...
However you all safe as I know I cant dance, sing, or play an instrument.

13 Jul 2004

I can play Maggon the Dragon on the glockenspiel and Tim can do some of the penis oragami (He's going to be sooooooo cross I told you that) lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

13 Jul 2004

Quote by tim-jas
I can play Maggon the Dragon on the glockenspiel and Tim can do some of the penis oragami (He's going to be sooooooo cross I told you that) :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That poor bloke gets no damn privacy at all!!
Steve

13 Jul 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
I can play Maggon the Dragon on the glockenspiel and Tim can do some of the penis oragami (He's going to be sooooooo cross I told you that) :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That poor bloke gets no damn privacy at all!!
Steve
I know :lol: but he's more interesting than me, and he hardly ever posts sad

so what's a girl to do dunno

Jas
XXX

13 Jul 2004

Penis Origami?
Can he do the `Thrusting Tiger?` :twisted:
Venusxxx

13 Jul 2004

i am good at impressions.. the one i do best is of a drunk person... i think that might be my "show" at the munch! biggrin

13 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Penis Origami?
Can he do the `Thrusting Tiger?` :twisted:
Venusxxx

:lol: :lol:
As far as I'm aware he can do the pelican, the eiffel tower, the helicopter and the hamburger :shock: It's actually quite entertaining if you're in the right mood. :lol:
Jas
XXX

13 Jul 2004

Quote by tim-jas
Penis Origami?
Can he do the `Thrusting Tiger?` :twisted:
Venusxxx

:lol: :lol:
As far as I'm aware he can do the pelican, the eiffel tower, the helicopter and the hamburger :shock: It's actually quite entertaining if you're in the right mood. :lol:
Jas
XXX
will there be an "after party show" on the munch night? if so.. how much are the tickets?

13 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
will there be an "after party show" on the munch night? if so.. how much are the tickets?

Perhaps a hands on tutorial??????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

13 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
will there be an "after party show" on the munch night? if so.. how much are the tickets?

I'm sure you could persuade him to do it for free WBB kiss

Quote by Calista
Perhaps a hands on tutorial???????

And I'm bloody sure he would accomadate that :twisted:
Jas
XXX

13 Jul 2004

13 Jul 2004

I would do mine except I have been eating tikka masala and peanuts, so you may need a perspex barrier...?

13 Jul 2004

i can do a never ending supply of fake burps...... or i can play the first verse of bohemian rhapsody on the piano!

13 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
i can do a never ending supply of fake burps...... or i can play the first verse of bohemian rhapsody on the piano!

Kinda glad you added " on the piano" ..... although the first verse of Bohemian Rhapsody in fake burps could be a useful party piece .......
:giggle:

13 Jul 2004

Dont your boobs get in the way and do you seldom press the wrong keys with em...
Gotta ask that one before anyone else does...? wink

13 Jul 2004

Can't sing. Can't dance. Can handle a sword a little.
Umm, this is where you apply for theatre work isn't it?
Oops wrong link. I'll get my coat.

13 Jul 2004

ok.. i can put a condom on with my mouth (no hands at all).. whilst under water!

13 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
ok.. i can put a condom on with my mouth (no hands at all).. whilst under water!

I'd be interested to see if any of the guys could do this for themselves :twisted: rolleyes

:twisted: :roll: :twisted: :roll:
I've suddenly gained a really evil mood

13 Jul 2004

NEXT DAFT QUESTION...
Where and when has this feat taken place FFS !
You aint half had a colourful life WBB and IF you were a lifeguard in MY local baths I think I would faint drownding OFTEN...!
Mouth to mouth sounds more fun with you than old resus annie...for all the first aider on here will know she aint much fun in the flesh??? NOT WBB the dummy, dummies!

13 Jul 2004

its often performed in the pool at partners..... so i hear! wink

will let you know when the next tour dates are finalised! lol

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13 Jul 2004

Quote by corriefem
Okay this might fall flat but at munches there is a chance to meet people new and old and have fun!!!!!
But it could also be an opportunity to show your talents
What sort of talents you may ask ...................well.....................singing, impersonation, comedy, magic, acrobatics, acting, poetry recital..................................
SO whats your talent and would you share it at a munch?????????
I remember Ice Pie had a brilliant voice

i think you know where my talents lie Corrie lol

, yes thats right......................... in the kitchen. :lol:

13 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
ok.. i can put a condom on with my mouth (no hands at all).. whilst under water!

I would be interested, purely in the interests of scientific research, to have this somewhat surprising claim verified experimentally. lol

13 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
ok.. i can put a condom on with my mouth (no hands at all).. whilst under water!

now that is style
always wanted that!!!
Gilbert
WBB knew you had something in you just waiting to burst out!!!
but why under water?