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11 Jul 2004

11 Jul 2004

Wish I was a contortionist....

11 Jul 2004

So Do I Marya! lol. Just Bend Over Backwards! :twisted:
"G"

11 Jul 2004

I can play the guitar, tabla, didgeridoo and do poi flying ~ I'm better at it when nobody's looking though. biggrin

11 Jul 2004

I am a tambourine virtuoso
Gilbert

11 Jul 2004

I often do a strip show at parties and sometimes in bars on holiday (The Rock Bar in Ibiza still has my picture up from the last one) so would be willing to do that at a munch
Hopefully starting with the Southern Munch...
Rachel
wink

11 Jul 2004

I can Ice-Skate - but that's about it!
Alex x x

11 Jul 2004

Quote by corriefem
Hate to ask but what is poi [

Haven't started doing it with fire yet, still using the ones with streamers until I get nmore confident.

11 Jul 2004

I play clarinet and the cornet(not so well) but I dont think a rendition of Greensleeves would go down that well, so I will just drink too much and dance in a very embarrasing way

11 Jul 2004

I have no talents that can be mentioned in polite society wink

11 Jul 2004

Quote by corriefem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa but we know your talents now and I believe Greensleaves is still very popular in Norway

YIPPPPEEE!!.....davej will be organising the next Norway munch for all woodwind and brass players....

11 Jul 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I have no talents that can be mentioned in polite society

Satin's nunchaku display would go down well as a demo at a party.
And it would make a great double dildo for later in the evening!
Rachel
:wink:

11 Jul 2004

Quote by chick0074
Satin's nunchaku display would go down well as a demo at a party.
And it would make a great double dildo for later in the evening!
Rachel

Somehow I am sure Bruce Lee would be flipping his shit at the thought that the nunchaks are being used as a double dildo!!!
Puts a whole new edge to Martial Arts doesn't it! Enter the Double Headed Dragon...
I have to admit would be worth watching!!! :twisted:

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Waterpistol
I can play the guitar, tabla, didgeridoo and do poi flying ~ I'm better at it when nobody's looking though.

ooo, do you do it with flaming poi?

11 Jul 2004

I can play London's Burning on the recorder and I can touch my nose with my tongue, but I can't do both at the same time !!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Benz2502
Satin's nunchaku display would go down well as a demo at a party.
And it would make a great double dildo for later in the evening!
Rachel

Somehow I am sure Bruce Lee would be flipping his shit at the thought that the nunchaks are being used as a double dildo!!!
Puts a whole new edge to Martial Arts doesn't it! Enter the Double Headed Dragon...
I have to admit would be worth watching!!! :twisted:
Technically Bruce Lee never used a nunchaku - which is an okinawan weapon - he used tayok tabok - the Filipino version which he learnt from his friend, student and training partner Dan Inosanto. It's just referred to as "nunchaku" as that's the commonly known name (but don't fuss over it eh). The flipping technques and strikes he uses with the weapon are taken from the 12 angles of Kali. (Which gives it away to those in the know)
Perhaps this should be in the nothing in particular thread.
But I digress.
A 12 inch solid wood ribbed dildo - mmm - and linked by a short chain to one your g/f is using...
maybe this should be in the Female Fantasy thread.
Rachel
:wink:

11 Jul 2004

Is it my knowledge of martial arts or sex toys that interests you though..?
Rachel
wink

12 Jul 2004

Im a ventriloquist , who is up 1st? now just touch your toes i only have small hands :shock:

12 Jul 2004

I will suggest to Satin that he takes his weapons to the munch :shock: wink

12 Jul 2004

is that his concealed weapon or the ones he whips around at a great rate of knots in public places.......................or indeed does that just cover both of them lol

12 Jul 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I will suggest to Satin that he takes his weapons to the munch :shock:

And when he whips his weapons out, you can hear all the ladies "sai"
(geddit?)
Rachel
:wink:

12 Jul 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol:
To cover all possible angles, I'll just say that Satin's talent would be his weapons but I won't be too specific about the exact nature of such a talent - I'll leave that to your collective imaginations :shock: :twisted: wink

12 Jul 2004

Satin says that he hasn't practiced with his weapons for a long time and wouldn't want to knock anyone out if it goes wrong.
The mind boggles :shock:

12 Jul 2004

Quote by corriefem
SO whats your talent and would you share it at a munch?????????
I remember Ice Pie had a brilliant voice

Thank you

Did I mention I can breathe through my ears? :twisted: rotflmao