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Quote by katiecd
Whats it called when you can take 3 cocks at once in the same arse hole????
Loose?
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Triasumite?
lmao!
Sounds to me what they'd call the anal cavity scrapings that would be left behind, collected and then sold as an alternative to Marmite.
It only would taste slightly worse too.
Sex God
I can't get my head around this... where does everyone stand to gain access? I mean unless they are endowed like stallions in heat, how do the logistics pan out even before you can pop them in? I mean I can just about see one underneath and one at the back, but then does the other freeline in from above or abseil down the wall?
I don't even know if it has a name to be honest, pretty much in the same was trying to shove an Oak Tree up your jaxy doesn't have a name.
If anyone can enlighten me please do as at the moment I am just confused and a little peturbed.
I don't even know if it has a name to be honest, pretty much in the same was trying to shove an Oak Tree up your jaxy doesn't have a name.
If anyone can enlighten me please do as at the moment I am just confused and a little peturbed.
Quote by Resonance
I can't get my head around this... where does everyone stand to gain access? I mean unless they are endowed like stallions in heat, how do the logistics pan out even before you can pop them in? I mean I can just about see one underneath and one at the back, but then does the other freeline in from above or abseil down the wall?
I don't even know if it has a name to be honest, pretty much in the same was trying to shove an Oak Tree up your jaxy doesn't have a name.
If anyone can enlighten me please do as at the moment I am just confused and a little peturbed.
Years ago, upon hearing the term D.V.D.A I spent sleepless nights trying to fathom the logisics. It's still beyond me. I just assume that it all takes place with disembodied cocks.
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
I can't get my head around this... where does everyone stand to gain access? I mean unless they are endowed like stallions in heat, how do the logistics pan out even before you can pop them in? I mean I can just about see one underneath and one at the back, but then does the other freeline in from above or abseil down the wall?
I don't even know if it has a name to be honest, pretty much in the same was trying to shove an Oak Tree up your jaxy doesn't have a name.
If anyone can enlighten me please do as at the moment I am just confused and a little peturbed.
Years ago, upon hearing the term D.V.D.A I spent sleepless nights trying to fathom the logisics. It's still beyond me. I just assume that it all takes place with disembodied cocks.
That must be it!
Individual fluttery cocks, remote controlled with add on ejaculation pouches! A small buzzy thing that spits semi-congealed Muller Lite at you from a variety of distances.
There's a billionnaire in waiting for someone who 'comes up' (groan) with the invention for that.
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
I can't get my head around this... where does everyone stand to gain access? I mean unless they are endowed like stallions in heat, how do the logistics pan out even before you can pop them in? I mean I can just about see one underneath and one at the back, but then does the other freeline in from above or abseil down the wall?
I don't even know if it has a name to be honest, pretty much in the same was trying to shove an Oak Tree up your jaxy doesn't have a name.
If anyone can enlighten me please do as at the moment I am just confused and a little peturbed.
Years ago, upon hearing the term D.V.D.A I spent sleepless nights trying to fathom the logisics. It's still beyond me. I just assume that it all takes place with disembodied cocks.
DVDA? Are they the people from Swansea to do with licenses?
Sex God
Quote by flower411
I can't get my head around this... where does everyone stand to gain access? I mean unless they are endowed like stallions in heat, how do the logistics pan out even before you can pop them in? I mean I can just about see one underneath and one at the back, but then does the other freeline in from above or abseil down the wall?
I don't even know if it has a name to be honest, pretty much in the same was trying to shove an Oak Tree up your jaxy doesn't have a name.
If anyone can enlighten me please do as at the moment I am just confused and a little peturbed.
Years ago, upon hearing the term D.V.D.A I spent sleepless nights trying to fathom the logisics. It's still beyond me. I just assume that it all takes place with disembodied cocks.
That must be it!
Individual fluttery cocks, remote controlled with add on ejaculation pouches! A small buzzy thing that spits semi-congealed Muller Lite at you from a variety of distances.
There's a billionnaire in waiting for someone who 'comes up' (groan) with the invention for that.
Surely that would be :
Quercus anacus
lol!
acornyfilledanus!
Sorry, I've been making these up for 5 minutes now amusing myself... I should get back to work!
Sex God
Just desserts?
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