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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by corriefem
Well a totaly meaningless post but hey I cant sleep!!!!!!!!
So what might be and idea is for me to see if I could get the skin from my bum grafted onto my face and then I will look 20 years younger.
Corriexxxxxx
Avoiding the obvious comment about talking through your anus (which you most certainly don't Corrie
)Personally I would be terrified should I ever encounter a game of musical chairs. :shock:
<--------By the way asses also look much younger in subdued lighting
It would be cool to think you could have cosmetic surgery to make the face younger using ass flesh. It would be so cool to know everyone was kissing your ass so to speak...!
I think I have a sexy tush, which hides the rest of me nicely....! Can you produce enough skin from your ass to change the whole body corriefem, so I could really be one big ass??
I think I have a sexy tush, which hides the rest of me nicely....! Can you produce enough skin from your ass to change the whole body corriefem, so I could really be one big ass??
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Well a totaly meaningless post but hey I cant sleep!!!!!!!!
I read yesterday that your bottom is the last part of you to age. In fact it ages 20 years less than the rest of your body. This is why I am sure they use skin from your bum for plastic surgery.
So what might be and idea is for me to see if I could get the skin from my bum grafted onto my face and then I will look 20 years younger. Another solution would be to just paint a face on my bum and cover up my face and just say my face has slipped like the rest of my body:lol: :lol:
Corriexxxxxx
But then you'd be........ far too young to post here!
This reminds me of a joke by my favorite comic, Steve Wright.
"I'd love to get a tattoo over my whole body of me....but only taller."
This is very true.....
Having just been on holiday to cap'd agde naturist village, was in club paradiso (or whatever its called) watching what looked like a very attractive arse being done from behind, thinking the arse belonged to a good looking a women i watched till the end, she turned round, her tits sacked to her belly, her belly sacked below the belt, and the lines on her face were deeper than the med sea.
I was horrified and quickly moved on. So yes this appears true that the arse ages slower in most cases this is beneficial but not for everyone.
ops: :oops: :oops: :twisted:
Having just been on holiday to cap'd agde naturist village, was in club paradiso (or whatever its called) watching what looked like a very attractive arse being done from behind, thinking the arse belonged to a good looking a women i watched till the end, she turned round, her tits sacked to her belly, her belly sacked below the belt, and the lines on her face were deeper than the med sea.
I was horrified and quickly moved on. So yes this appears true that the arse ages slower in most cases this is beneficial but not for everyone.
ops: :oops: :oops: :twisted: Thanks Ric
I just say what i think if people don't like it tough. At least i'm not a liar.
Anyhow yes i only go to naturist beaches and the cap'd adge resort in the south of france is great really recomend it. Like i've said before the clubs where people have sex are great if you take out the grannys and grandads, and the ugly mingers you'd have a whale of a time (accept the place would be fairly empty)
I just say what i think if people don't like it tough. At least i'm not a liar.
Anyhow yes i only go to naturist beaches and the cap'd adge resort in the south of france is great really recomend it. Like i've said before the clubs where people have sex are great if you take out the grannys and grandads, and the ugly mingers you'd have a whale of a time (accept the place would be fairly empty)
Sex God
Quote by northwest-cpl
And some people think irony is a machine for pressing clothes.
Ric
We too giggled alot at this one Ric :-)
Although if you were a student of the Wisdom of Baldric you would know that irony is just like brassy or coppery .
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Well a totaly meaningless post but hey I cant sleep!!!!!!!!
I read yesterday that your bottom is the last part of you to age. In fact it ages 20 years less than the rest of your body. This is why I am sure they use skin from your bum for plastic surgery.
So what might be and idea is for me to see if I could get the skin from my bum grafted onto my face and then I will look 20 years younger. Another solution would be to just paint a face on my bum and cover up my face and just say my face has slipped like the rest of my body
Corriexxxxxx
'tis rare for me to unhi-jack something but...
This is so true. I haven't even started shaving my butt yet!
"Well, he's just this guy I met - you know.........."
I guess if you appreciate that a robot can experience pain then you just open up a full vista of life's humour on every level. However to speak of Slack Bladder and Stinky Winky, Dipso, Gaa Gaa and Poo in the same sentence without lowering ones voice could get you into some serious trouble around here.
Can someone please pass me my pills and loosen the top strap on this jacket before I settle down to watch Rainbow I would appreciate it..........
Thanks!
*sigh*
Fred
I guess if you appreciate that a robot can experience pain then you just open up a full vista of life's humour on every level. However to speak of Slack Bladder and Stinky Winky, Dipso, Gaa Gaa and Poo in the same sentence without lowering ones voice could get you into some serious trouble around here.
Can someone please pass me my pills and loosen the top strap on this jacket before I settle down to watch Rainbow I would appreciate it..........
Thanks!
*sigh*
Fred
Quote by northwest-cpl
My voice was at half mast Fred, but sorry to offend anyone's sensibilities...it's sometimes so difficult to know whos toes you are treading on. Just hope I missed the lady from Cap d'Agde's breasts as I rampaged about.
You mean the Fallen Modonna with the big boobies?
:roll: :roll: Bring me another 23 year old - I seem to have lost the last one!
Fred
Quote by FredFlintstone
Fred,
I last saw your 23 year old heading off to find firmer flesh and emptier heads.
Sorreeeeeeeeee.
Are you trying to say I can't get it up???????????
WHOSE BEEN TALKING?????
Hurruummmppphhhh!
Fred
Just a whisper I heard Fred...probably nothing to it....don't worry about it...it will just make it worse....that's if there is anything to worry about...which there probably isn't.
