I'm useless with my hands (no sarcastic comments please!! LoL)
Woweeeeee - a makeover
OK - where is Carol Smilie hiding!
And Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen must be somewhere around - lets face it who else would do such an awful thing like sticking pink plastic flowers on a TV and expect us to think it looks better.
Well fellahs - I am very impressed with the work you have started (more so when you've cleared that rubble).........
(hmmmmmm? I can spy a few crates of beer in the corner, and I should remember that we are talking about men & weekend & work! So, they may have started, but I doubt it will be finished - I can see this going from a make-over to a DIY SOS)
Anyway - I would like to say that I am very good with my hands - so I am at your disposal boys! Actually I'm just offering in case that Carol Smilie has brought Handy Andy along with her. What he can do with his De Walt tools is amazing :shock:
oh, I have just noticed, green paint on the walls (I must admit it does look rather like MOD (Ministry of Defence) issue. How about a little bit of erotic stencilling here and there?
Glad to see we have retained the jacuzzi! I must admit, I did have to agree with Fred - the jacuzzi and the TV in the same room was a bad idea. Tne amount of abuse we got when the steam obscured the view of the telly was awful. And Kat did have some confusion as to it's purpose at times.
I have also purchased a number of inflatable loo seats as a temporary measure for us girlies until we can sort out a more permanent solution to this age old problem.
Fred would you like to borrow one to sit on on the sofa - or are you completely recovered in that department?
Back in a bit - just going to find my stencils
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Quote by DreamerHelen
Can I get my bacon well-done please? With lots of butter and a little mayo....
Helen
No problem with the well done bit - it always comes that way when I cook it.
When I said I was good with my hands - I didn't mean in the kitchen - well not cooking anyway!
BUT BUTTER AND MAYO?????????
Quote by Alexandra
Can I get my bacon well-done please? With lots of butter and a little mayo....
Helen
No problem with the well done bit - it always comes that way when I cook it.
When I said I was good with my hands - I didn't mean in the kitchen - well not cooking anyway!
BUT BUTTER AND MAYO?????????
Next thing you know some smart arse will be asking for the full BLT as their choice !
Er, Alexandra, any chance of the full BLT for my choice please ?
Quote by Carpathian
Next thing you know some smart arse will be asking for the full BLT as their choice !
Er, Alexandra, any chance of the full BLT for my choice please ?
Well, let me don my Emma Peel catsuit and see what I can do for you, Carpy.
This bacon fat is stinging a bit.
You'd best take this butty with you is you are going to complete your mission though.
KAT!!!!!!!!
Your butty is done!
Helen - any chance you can take over in the Kitchen please?
Bacon buttie - hold the egg - brown sauce.
Black Tea one sugar please.
Need a hand lifting the stairs into place please. Come on lads - the girlies were moaning about splinters!
Will someone help Kit open that bloody Yorkie - she has done no work for 10 bloody minutes........
Alex - turn the heat down - the bacon fat is making your skin all blotchy and not very attractive - looks like you have a nasty case of the itchy scratchies!
:roll:
If that fop Larry Bowen turns up you have my permission to kick him round the block.......
Why is the beer warm Kat....
Kat......
Kat...
What happened to him??????
Black Tea one sugar please.
Need a hand lifting the stairs into place please. Come on lads - the girlies were moaning about splinters!
Will someone help Kit open that bloody Yorkie - she has done no work for 10 bloody minutes........
Alex - turn the heat down - the bacon fat is making your skin all blotchy and not very attractive - looks like you have a nasty case of the itchy scratchies!
:roll: If that fop Larry Bowen turns up you have my permission to kick him round the block.......
Why is the beer warm Kat....
Kat......
Kat...
What happened to him??????
Eh up Fred, once we get these stairs in are we going to get a permenent virtual home for here, with your plans, descriptions, and drawings of the place by regulars on SH?
Mark over to you for webspace, I happy to do the html bit if required...
Ooo and a second bacon butty with chese, mayo, and a fried egg (or 2) would go down great...
Mark over to you for webspace, I happy to do the html bit if required...
Ooo and a second bacon butty with chese, mayo, and a fried egg (or 2) would go down great...
Quote by Herts Man
Surely if caused by the bacon fat the blotches would be porky scratchies?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Will someone please go out to the carpark where Jags is tied to the floral sofa we lifted out and see if she wants a bacon buttie and a cup of tea please..........
Alex - the next time you brig me a beer with the top on I will use the cheeks of yer arse to open the bloody thing! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And who the F**K nailed my plate to the bottom step of the stairs? - I dropped me bacon roll on the floor!
Quote by FredFlintstone
Alex - the next time you brig me a beer with the top on I will use the cheeks of yer arse to open the bloody thing! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Apologies Fred - I'd forgotten how much difficulty you had getting tops off bottles (specially those sports drink thingies).
:lol: :lol: So, you weren't impressed with that plate trick then? I was just playing with Handy Andy's nail gun! 
Sex God
MrsFC gets out of the supermarket delivery van laden with lots of goodies , and booze
for Saturdays party
:D :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
What the !!!!!!!!!! Fred what are you doing????? I've got a party to sort out for tommorow!!! Bloody hell !! Am I the last to know about this?
for Saturdays party
:D :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: What the !!!!!!!!!! Fred what are you doing????? I've got a party to sort out for tommorow!!! Bloody hell !! Am I the last to know about this?
Sex God
mumble mumble mumble mumble mumblei] Help!!! is anyone around i need some hands on to move this lot..
This party is going ahead come rain or shine I can't let all these good people down.
Ahhhhh!!! 8) The BFZ Its big enough.
This party is going ahead come rain or shine I can't let all these good people down.
Ahhhhh!!! 8) The BFZ Its big enough.
