1 for the Ladies.....

8 Nov 2006

on the drugs bit:
sometimes... the user can do with a few kicks up the arse and occassional *hard shoulder* to bring them around...
...I know that story myself....
...I see exactly why this might have touched a nerve Sheddy, believe me, but Im sure the intention wasnt to belittle the situation of the user... that was perahps more of a detail that came out in highlighting what was thought of as bit of humourous post...
as for revenge... dont like it myself....
apart from when I pee'd on a bosses chair, shortly after being told he had to *let me go*...
childish?
Moi?
nah... I was twenty-four at the time... mature!
LP

8 Nov 2006

Thank you sassy seren and fun scottish cpl.
Yes he is still the man i fell in love with and am still very much in love with... I have told him I would be there 100% if he got help... but he doesn't want to. He is also a drinker... He had been on the booze for 10 days solid before we split... but won't admit he has a problem.
He has moved back into his ex wifes house with her, her partner and his children... He always ends up back there and that where he was living when i 1st met him.
You see the thing is... Her and her partner do it also... so while he is there... he will never stop. If you can do it where your own children are... then you don't have any respect for anybody else's in my eyes.
Oh and sheddy.....
as Sassy-seren said.... this post was started for a bit of fun

8 Nov 2006

:giveup: Ding Ding End of Round 1. rolleyes

Don't think Lil Miss intended this thread as a drug debate. I'm sure that its intention was light hearted and quite frankly, Lil Miss, I don't think you should have to defend any of your private issues to anyone here.
Anyway, getting back on track, I can't say I've ever acted out any major acts of revenge. But I was always fascinated by the grass seed in the shag pile scenario.....always wondered if it really did work.
.........and do people still have shag pile???

8 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oh I like you
I've done the hide the kipper under the spare tyre
cut out the pockets of suits and trousers
fish paste inside the shoes
No, I'm not resentful

Choon makes note to steer clear of the pussy posse!
Hey Sheddy - take it to PM or summat will ya?
.

8 Nov 2006

Quote by kittysin
:giveup: Ding Ding End of Round 1.
Don't think Lil Miss intended this thread as a drug debate. I'm sure that its intention was light hearted and quite frankly, Lil Miss, I don't think you should have to defend any of your private issues to anyone here.
Anyway, getting back on track, I can't say I've ever acted out any major acts of revenge. But I was always fascinated by the grass seed in the shag pile scenario.....always wondered if it really did work.
.........and do people still have shag pile???

I have been told people do still have shag pile. Officially it must be at least five people to make a pile.

8 Nov 2006

Quote by

Anyway, getting back on track, I can't say I've ever acted out any major acts of revenge. But I was always fascinated by the grass seed in the shag pile scenario.....always wondered if it really did work.
.........and do people still have shag pile???

I have been told people do still have shag pile. Officially it must be at least five people to make a pile.
Ooh, bags me somewhere in the middle then! :twisted:

8 Nov 2006

xxx

8 Nov 2006

Who invited the moral army. mad

Nobody named any names so nobody is really being slagged off as such.
Somebody asked for a bit of revenge advice - nothing more.

8 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
Who invited the moral army.
Nobody named any names so nobody is really being slagged off as such.
Somebody asked for a bit of revenge advice - nothing more.

:thumbup:

8 Nov 2006

So we gonna get bk to the origional post then???

8 Nov 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I would have done what I already have and changed the locks and told him that anything which is in my house is mine including the plasma x x

God no.....not the plasma TV.......thats downright evil.....the lowest of the lowest!

8 Nov 2006

LilMiss, just send him a picture of your cleavage to remind him what he can no longer have. Missing out on that is enough revenge for anyone in my eyes lol

And a big :therethere: and kiss

for you. (I would have sent a passionkiss

but didnt fancy you lacing my drink with anything) wink

8 Nov 2006

Quote by Lilmiss
Im looking for idea's...

MAGGOTS!!..... Lovely little white crawlers that turn into big black FLIES!!!. :twisted:
Go to your local fishing tackle shop and for around 20 quid you will get about 50,000 maggots. Throw a couple of handfuls in the boot of the car, a few handfuls in clothes cupboards, under carpets, in drawers, in trouser pockets, in fact anywhere they can squirm about and hide. The more places you put them the better the effect. :lol:
A few days later they will turn into buzzing bluebottles. Fucking thousands of them!!.
Have fun. I did. :rascal:

9 Nov 2006

Quote by chashoniton
Once met 2 nurses on holiday (in MY student nurse days) and one of them had just split with her boyfreind....quite a nasty split.....
so the 2 friends pee d in his kettle....
I know I just pick my kettle up to test the weight and then boil it....
made me laugh!!
X

:laughabove: I had a friend who found out her partner had done the do on her and she used his toothbrush for two days before they split to clean around the toilet bowl! :rascal:

9 Nov 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Yes Shireen- I would have done what I already have and changed the locks and told him that anything which is in my house is mine, including the 360 and the plasma tv ;)
Minx x x

Plasma TV eh?? :rascal:
Ooooh Plasma what time shall I come round for a cosy evening in front of it Minxy??
xxxxx

9 Nov 2006

Advert in local paper;
FOR SALE...
brand new golf clubs
mens designer clothes each
mercedes sports car
etc etc
A guy had left his wife, told her to sell his things and forward the cash to him.
This she duly did lol

dee xx

9 Nov 2006

best i could do there is the brand new computer....!!
But then i would be cuttting my own nose off wouldn't i