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...... Is revenge really sweet????
Lets see what you think and if you have any stories to tell....?
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Im looking for idea's... lol
Quote by Lilmiss
Im looking for idea's... lol

Well there's:
Taxi hire
Pizza delivery
Skip hire
Salt in the sugar bowl (childish but sooo funny)
Bleach
Scissors
Prawns :shock:
Glue
Bananas
The list goes on ;)
Not that I am the vengeful type you understand... ;)
Quote by Lilmiss
Im looking for idea's... lol

Mr A Newb comes along and asks for.............idea's, stories, sugestions or opinions yet offers non of their own confused they get asked to offer em or get flamed :lol:
Now I can't see what the differance is here your asking people to dish the dirt on others but not putting your views forward so the standard response is..................................................
You tell us first :thumbup:
Once met 2 nurses and one of them had just split with her boyfreind....quite a nasty split.....
so the 2 friends pee d in his kettle....
I know I just pick my kettle up to test the weight and then boil it....
made me laugh!!
Quote by chashoniton
Once met 2 nurses on holiday (in MY student nurse days) and one of them had just split with her boyfreind....quite a nasty split.....
so the 2 friends pee d in his kettle....
I know I just pick my kettle up to test the weight and then boil it....
made me laugh!!
X

*makes notes*
:giggle:
Quote by sheddy
Im looking for idea's... lol

Mr A Newb comes along and asks for.............idea's, stories, sugestions or opinions yet offers non of their own confused they get asked to offer em or get flamed :lol:
Now I can't see what the differance is here your asking people to dish the dirt on others but not putting your views forward so the standard response is..................................................
You tell us first :thumbup:
Unfortunetly i have only got 1 to tell... and this has happened tonite!!!
After my partner deciding 2 weeks ago that he prefares cocaine to me... and leaving, he came tonite to give me something back... So i made him a brew... and crushed up 6 laxatives and also put a tablespoon of Califig in!!!!
Hopefully it is enough to keep him off work tomora
:lol:
Quote by Lilmiss
Im looking for idea's... lol

Mr A Newb comes along and asks for.............idea's, stories, sugestions or opinions yet offers non of their own confused they get asked to offer em or get flamed :lol:
Now I can't see what the differance is here your asking people to dish the dirt on others but not putting your views forward so the standard response is..................................................
You tell us first :thumbup:
Unfortunetly i have only got 1 to tell... and this has happened tonite!!!
After my partner deciding 2 weeks ago that he prefares cocaine to me... and leaving, he came tonite to give me something back... So i made him a brew... and crushed up 6 laxatives and also put a tablespoon of Califig in!!!!
Hopefully it is enough to keep him off work tomora
:lol:

Oh I like you worship
I've done the hide the kipper under the spare tyre
cut out the pockets of suits and trousers
fish paste inside the shoes
No, I'm not resentful innocent
Quote by Lilmiss
Unfortunetly i have only got 1 to tell... and this has happened tonite!!!
After my partner deciding 2 weeks ago that he prefares cocaine to me... and leaving, he came tonite to give me something back... So i made him a brew... and crushed up 6 laxatives and also put a tablespoon of Califig in!!!!
Hopefully it is enough to keep him off work tomora
lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Way to go girl :giggle:
rotflmao that was cruel...even worst that superglue on pants :rotflmao:
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Seems he prefare's a life with illegal substances rather than a relationship

Quote by lilmiss signature
Honest..... I'm not a pisshead!!!!
'Certified by sarah as sober at munches

Yep so people enjoy certain substances to excess some may me illegal some may not be but at the end of the day the mentality behind the reason for use is the same confused
My naighbours said i should of had a picking party... before he got his stuff
Get all ur friends round, with some bottles and pick all seams out of his jeans... then when he wants to put them on, he can't!!!!
lol
Quote by sheddy
Seems he prefare's a life with illegal substances rather than a relationship

Quote by lilmiss signature
Honest..... I'm not a pisshead!!!!
'Certified by sarah as sober at munches

Yep so people enjoy certain substances to excess some may me illegal some may not be but at the end of the day the mentality behind the reason for use is the same confused
WOW........ hang on a min...!!!!!
There is a big difference in my eyes..... Especially when i came home 2 days earlier from work to find he had been doing it in my bathroom while there was children in the next room!!!!!!
Quote by Lilmiss
There is a big difference in my eyes..... Especially when i came home 2 days earlier from work to find he had been doing it in my bathroom while there was children in the next room!!!!!!

the point I am makeing is your profile text says he chose an AUP breaking substance over your relationship, so the way I read it is you must have known of it before he had to make that choice. Sorry I may be wrong here but this all just sounds like slateing someone who isn't here to defend them selves or offer their own side of the argument confused
If I had been in your shoes Lilmiss I would have done more than you have mad
I wont mention the time I got my own back on my ex incase Sheddy tells me off redface
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If I had been in your shoes Lilmiss I would have done more than you have mad
I wont mention the time I got my own back on my ex incase Sheddy tells me off redface

Yes Shireen- I would have done what I already have and changed the locks and told him that anything which is in my house is mine, including the 360 and the plasma tv ;)
Minx x x
Quote by sheddy

There is a big difference in my eyes..... Especially when i came home 2 days earlier from work to find he had been doing it in my bathroom while there was children in the next room!!!!!!

the point I am makeing is your profile text says he chose an AUP breaking substance over your relationship, so the way I read it is you must have known of it before he had to make that choice. Sorry I may be wrong here but this all just sounds like slateing someone who isn't here to defend them selves or offer their own side of the argument confused
There is no argument.... Have you got children??
I found him to be doing drugs in my home where my child and his children where...
Its unacceptable!!!!
I told him so.... and he chose to leave and continue to do them than to stay in a prefectly happy relationship....
I think i did what was right....despite what you may think... I am anti-drugs
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Yes Shireen- I would have done what I already have and changed the locks and told him that anything which is in my house is mine, including the 360 and the plasma tv ;)
Minx x x

Plasma TV eh?? :rascal:
Quote by chashoniton
so the 2 friends pee d in his kettle....
I know I just pick my kettle up to test the weight and then boil it....
made me laugh!!
X

just for scientific purposes, can I ask....
....is urine lighter or heavier than water?
LP
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Yes Shireen- I would have done what I already have and changed the locks and told him that anything which is in my house is mine, including the 360 and the plasma tv ;)
Minx x x

Plasma TV eh?? :rascal:
It's great for watching porn on, you should come around some time...
*Dashes off to pack her bags*
:rascal:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Yes Shireen- I would have done what I already have and changed the locks and told him that anything which is in my house is mine, including the 360 and the plasma tv ;)
Minx x x

Plasma TV eh?? :rascal:
It's great for watching porn on, you should come around some time...
Erm... excuse me....
Can u not hyjack my post... go get ur own!!!!!
mad
Quote by Lilmiss

There is a big difference in my eyes..... Especially when i came home 2 days earlier from work to find he had been doing it in my bathroom while there was children in the next room!!!!!!

the point I am makeing is your profile text says he chose an AUP breaking substance over your relationship, so the way I read it is you must have known of it before he had to make that choice. Sorry I may be wrong here but this all just sounds like slateing someone who isn't here to defend them selves or offer their own side of the argument confused
There is no argument.... Have you got children?? Yes one that is my natural child and one that was adopted with an ex of mine biggrin
I found him to be doing drugs in my home where my child and his children where...
Its unacceptable!!!! did you know he did drugs if so why leave your children with him whilst you were away ?

I told him so.... and he chose to leave and continue to do them than to stay in a prefectly happy relationship.... happy in whose eyes? I'm sorry but if I was really happy in a relationship I would and have given up things that meant the world to me simply because I wanted to be with someone :D
Sorry Lil redface
Sheddy PM on its way smile
Opps!!
That's us told Shireen!! redface
Quote by Lilmiss
...... Is revenge really sweet????
Lets see what you think and if you have any stories to tell....?
biggrin
Quote by sheddy

There is a big difference in my eyes..... Especially when i came home 2 days earlier from work to find he had been doing it in my bathroom while there was children in the next room!!!!!!

the point I am makeing is your profile text says he chose an AUP breaking substance over your relationship, so the way I read it is you must have known of it before he had to make that choice. Sorry I may be wrong here but this all just sounds like slateing someone who isn't here to defend them selves or offer their own side of the argument confused
There is no argument.... Have you got children?? Yes one that is my natural child and one that was adopted with an ex of mine biggrin
I found him to be doing drugs in my home where my child and his children where...
Its unacceptable!!!! did you know he did drugs if so why leave your children with him whilst you were away ?

I told him so.... and he chose to leave and continue to do them than to stay in a prefectly happy relationship.... happy in whose eyes? I'm sorry but if I was really happy in a relationship I would and have given up things that meant the world to me simply because I wanted to be with someone :D

Well obviously in my eyes...
And, you don't know me!!! I did what i thought was right where my child was concerned
Seems to me you agree with drugs with you 1st post...
Yep so people enjoy certain substances to excess some may me illegal some may not be but at the end of the day the mentality behind the reason for use is the same :?
Fucking hell sheddy lighten up. :shock:
Personally I don't see why Lilmiss has to justify WHY she took the revenge she did and I'm sure the thread was started as a bit of humour....the humour being on the side of the revenge giver and not the receiver obviously but then in 99% of cases, the receiver damn well deserved it.
Quote by Lilmiss
Seems to me you agree with drugs with you 1st post...

No I don't as I have lost some of my best friends to drugs in more ways than one.....however from first hand experiance I know there is 2 sides to every story biggrin
I think being hooked on drugs alone is enough on its own, revenge isn’t needed in this case, I’m a mother lil so i know where your coming from but i also know that if i gave a drug addict an ultimatum i know what they'd choose, under the circumstances you had every right to give him the ultimatum and its best that he’s moved out if you have kids in the house, but if like you say you had a perfect relationship beforehand then rather than seeking revenge you should try supporting him and try helping him kick his drug habit albeit with him out the house as I am in agreement he’d be better staying elsewhere at this time. Emotions and common sense go out the window when drugs are involved but remember he’s still the same man you fell in love with and could still be if he gets a little support and admits he has a problem, and then does something about it, the only thing on his mind at present will be where he gets his next fix. Don’t give up!