1 – your most distinguish feature
me...eyes..keith..bum
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
me..my baby..keith...my baby
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
me...reading the jokes of the day on here..keith....watching my mate trip over at work
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
me...shania twain dont....keith....adidas korn
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
me...keith telling me he loves me...keith...seeing my baby sharron
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
me...nurce outfit...keith....lingerie for my baby sharron
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
me...sex on the beach (again)...keith....sex on the beach
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
me...roast beef and yorkshire pudding with horse radish sauce
keith.... stake rare
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with,,,...( for both of us)..shania twain... robbie williams...danny minogue...shane richy....kelly brooks...jonny dephs....
10 – the worst job you have ever done
me....dinner lady at my old school...keith...my job at the moment
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10 things about you:
Hi
1 – your most distinguish feature = Blue eyes
2 – the favorite nickname you have ever been called = Galloping Major :taz:
3 – the last thing that made you laugh = This Site :welcome:
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) = Love on The Rocks :violin:
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside = Holicks
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought = DVD :doh:
7 – one thing you want to do this summer = Ride my Harley more :thumbup:
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row = Fish & Chips
9 – who would you want to share an eighth-seat in a Jacuzzi with = Kyle :love:
10 – the worst job you have ever done = Down the pit :taz:
1 – your most distinguish feature = Blue eyes
2 – the favorite nickname you have ever been called = Galloping Major :taz:
3 – the last thing that made you laugh = This Site :welcome:
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) = Love on The Rocks :violin:
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside = Holicks
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought = DVD :doh:
7 – one thing you want to do this summer = Ride my Harley more :thumbup:
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row = Fish & Chips
9 – who would you want to share an eighth-seat in a Jacuzzi with = Kyle :love:
10 – the worst job you have ever done = Down the pit :taz:
1 – your most distinguish feature
Blue/ grey eyes (well so I've been told!)
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
probably nasa, can never keep it down:P (on the pitch, honest)
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
saw someone in town walk into a glass door, I couldn't help it!....have to rush round the corner to avoid their angry face!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Dakota, Stereophonics
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Savanna senseo coffee
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
red furry handcuffs :twisted: , well actually won them!
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
head back to south of france with friends and stay beside our pool and have barbeques
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
anything thai, followed by sticky toffee pudding :P
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
would say some from here, but don't know peeps that well :cry:
10 – the worst job you have ever done
enjoyed them all
barman in tenerife was especially fun (yonks ago now :cry: )
Blue/ grey eyes (well so I've been told!)
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
probably nasa, can never keep it down:P (on the pitch, honest)
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
saw someone in town walk into a glass door, I couldn't help it!....have to rush round the corner to avoid their angry face!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Dakota, Stereophonics
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Savanna senseo coffee
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
red furry handcuffs :twisted: , well actually won them!
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
head back to south of france with friends and stay beside our pool and have barbeques
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
anything thai, followed by sticky toffee pudding :P
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
would say some from here, but don't know peeps that well :cry:
10 – the worst job you have ever done
enjoyed them all
barman in tenerife was especially fun (yonks ago now :cry: ) 1. My hair, highlights and straighteners....is that a bad thing?
2. Lucky
3. Some rude pictures of Simpsons characters being naughty...wanted one as my avator but too big.
4. The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
5. Answer no.4.
6. Pack of 2 Captain Condom variety pack 2 nights ago from a gents toilets - wasn't prepared that night.
7. Re-visit Torture Gardens
8. Anything I could cook myself.
9. The woman in the apartment block opposite who is walking around in only her UNDERWEAR!!!!! :taz:
on a bar for a summer at a holiday camp.....the sand got everywhere..hold on, that wasn't part of the job!
2. Lucky
3. Some rude pictures of Simpsons characters being naughty...wanted one as my avator but too big.
4. The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
5. Answer no.4.
6. Pack of 2 Captain Condom variety pack 2 nights ago from a gents toilets - wasn't prepared that night.
7. Re-visit Torture Gardens
8. Anything I could cook myself.
9. The woman in the apartment block opposite who is walking around in only her UNDERWEAR!!!!! :taz:
on a bar for a summer at a holiday camp.....the sand got everywhere..hold on, that wasn't part of the job!
1 – your most distinguish feature
my smile
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
zappo
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
made a friend wear a skirt and bra on cam and he never knew its me
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
keep me a secret
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
got no clue
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
cock ring
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
pass my driving test (7th july) and maybe drive to a seaside
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
do u think i would think about eating (food prepared by my mom)anything
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
friend of mine (linsdey) few ladies from here (dont want to put names)
10 – the worst job you have ever done
doing at them moment working for a pizza shop where the owner thinks the world starts and ends at the shop
my smile
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
zappo
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
made a friend wear a skirt and bra on cam and he never knew its me
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
keep me a secret
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
got no clue
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
cock ring
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
pass my driving test (7th july) and maybe drive to a seaside
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
do u think i would think about eating (food prepared by my mom)anything
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
friend of mine (linsdey) few ladies from here (dont want to put names)
10 – the worst job you have ever done
doing at them moment working for a pizza shop where the owner thinks the world starts and ends at the shop
Quote by PoloLady
1 – your most distinguish feature
Red spikey hair? or... my dry wit and sarcasm
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Snugs
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
A text message I got last night from ????? announcing his ever-lasting and unconditional love for me - followed by "so, is anal on the cards for tonight?"
Cheeky fucker!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Nancy Boy
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
It was a cuddle from a special person
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Motion Lotion - peach flavour, 1 x smooth portable massager (I just love it when they sell vibrators as portable massagers) 1 x ribbed portable massager (hell yes, those ribs make one hell of a mother ferkin difference) :twisted:
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Finish the new pond
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
West Indian chicken, with all the trimmings, followed by deep filled banoffee pie and whipped cream
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Jaz_Tim, Mike & Yvonne, Vin Deisel, the bloke that has just moved in 2 doors down from me, Marmalaid (especially if he wears funny pants). And I would make room for an extra one..... Hornyoldtart (it has been so long since I have been in a jacuzzi with her) :twisted:
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Moving bodies in the morgue - I didn't think it was that bad, but my friends did
1 – your most distinguishing feature
Hmmmmm, my height is the first thing that people generally notice, especially when I have just hit my head on a set of traffic lights!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
An ex used to call me "the orgasmatron". Now she calls me something different entirely. :P
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
My 2 year old boy, about 50 times a day!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Errrrm, should I admit this? "Stop" by Sam Brown
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
The worlds response to the Tsunami disaster. At last, human beings caring about eachother!
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Actually, it was a tube of the KY Jelly "hot"
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Go on this Limo ride (see below)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Chiken Tikka starter (Jalalabad, Mile End Road) followed by Lamb Madras (Spice of Life, Swindon) with a 5 litre of Haagen Daas Baileys Ice cream for afters.
Gonna throw up all over the electric chair I think....
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
OK, now were talking.
SunBunny, Libre+Love, Angel_chat, Lucie of Surreylovers, Lou of Bailiffs, Blonde and Kit :twisted:
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Working in the grocery department of Gateway's when i was a 16. Mainly for the white mesh hat I had to wear.
Hmmmmm, my height is the first thing that people generally notice, especially when I have just hit my head on a set of traffic lights!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
An ex used to call me "the orgasmatron". Now she calls me something different entirely. :P
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
My 2 year old boy, about 50 times a day!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Errrrm, should I admit this? "Stop" by Sam Brown
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
The worlds response to the Tsunami disaster. At last, human beings caring about eachother!
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Actually, it was a tube of the KY Jelly "hot"
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Go on this Limo ride (see below)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Chiken Tikka starter (Jalalabad, Mile End Road) followed by Lamb Madras (Spice of Life, Swindon) with a 5 litre of Haagen Daas Baileys Ice cream for afters.
Gonna throw up all over the electric chair I think....
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
OK, now were talking.
SunBunny, Libre+Love, Angel_chat, Lucie of Surreylovers, Lou of Bailiffs, Blonde and Kit :twisted:
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Working in the grocery department of Gateway's when i was a 16. Mainly for the white mesh hat I had to wear.
1 – your most distinguish feature
my cheeky smile
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Lucifer cause im a horny little devil
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
hard to say as i laugh quite a few times a day even at my own jokes, how sad am i
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd on the way home from work (you get quite a few funny looks on the motorway when you do that lol)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
a nice hot cup of tea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Chocolate body paint
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
chill out and relax
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Chicken Madras Pilau Rice and a Garlic Naan
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
7 very sexy buxom women
10 – the worst job you have ever done
sheet counter in a toilet roll factory ;) na errr most of my jobs have been pretty interesting so none.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
my cheeky smile
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Lucifer cause im a horny little devil
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
hard to say as i laugh quite a few times a day even at my own jokes, how sad am i
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd on the way home from work (you get quite a few funny looks on the motorway when you do that lol)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
a nice hot cup of tea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Chocolate body paint
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
chill out and relax
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Chicken Madras Pilau Rice and a Garlic Naan
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
7 very sexy buxom women
10 – the worst job you have ever done
sheet counter in a toilet roll factory ;) na errr most of my jobs have been pretty interesting so none.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
1 – your most distinguish feature
Probably the fact that I'm not dead yet and that I've still got hair.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Choon!!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The kidnap on the SH BB House (sycophantic I know but it's true!)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
<<< delete >>>> Oh shit do I have to admit this 'Is this the way to Amarillo' (I was really trying to irritate everyone - it worked :twisted: :twisted: ) <<<< delete >>>> Now it's 'I'm thinkin' About my Doorbell' - White Stripes (thank fuck fer that!)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My love's last orgasm (really mean it!!)
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Rabbit.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Go to a munch
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Governer's Pardon Pie 
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
I'd squeeze all of the SH BB Housemates in, just to see if I could convince 'em it wasn't personal - then I'd try and get all personal.
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Rodding out a blocked sewer in the middle of a bout of gastro-enteritis (only about 6 weeks ago)
Probably the fact that I'm not dead yet and that I've still got hair.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Choon!!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The kidnap on the SH BB House (sycophantic I know but it's true!)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
<<< delete >>>> Oh shit do I have to admit this 'Is this the way to Amarillo' (I was really trying to irritate everyone - it worked :twisted: :twisted: ) <<<< delete >>>> Now it's 'I'm thinkin' About my Doorbell' - White Stripes (thank fuck fer that!)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My love's last orgasm (really mean it!!)
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Rabbit.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Go to a munch
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Governer's Pardon Pie
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
I'd squeeze all of the SH BB Housemates in, just to see if I could convince 'em it wasn't personal - then I'd try and get all personal.
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Rodding out a blocked sewer in the middle of a bout of gastro-enteritis (only about 6 weeks ago)
Sexpert
1 – your most distinguish feature
my sexy eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Either Sexy hunk (you know who if you're reading!) or just Breezer
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Today at work, talking about odd places people have rented to live in - a broom-cupboard... And whether rent was paid or not
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
I don't sing out loud generally.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A heated up dildo? Curry? Sorry... Seriously - a long hug I shared about 2 weeks ago after a 1st date.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Too much recently (poor wallet
) Packet of Trojan's. Was way more interesting stuff the day before but that's not what was asked!
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Experience a club (club virgin here)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Sunday roast - lamb/pork probably, all the trimmings, then sumptuous ice-cream on a delicious desert (pie/tart or something). With an immortality pill hidden inside of course (nice idea!).
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Well if I say SH members I might get in trouble with those I don't mention, so: Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Holly Valance, Aria Giovanni, Jenna Jameson, a girl I know who I won't mention (if she was up for it - non-famous, non-SH), maybe another bi guy if I knew one well enough, for variety. Yes that's only 7.
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Picking petit pois. £1/bag cash-in-hand, taking about 1hr, getting sunburnt/wet, & green smelly fingers. Backbreaking work too.
my sexy eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Either Sexy hunk (you know who if you're reading!) or just Breezer
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Today at work, talking about odd places people have rented to live in - a broom-cupboard... And whether rent was paid or not
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
I don't sing out loud generally.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A heated up dildo? Curry? Sorry... Seriously - a long hug I shared about 2 weeks ago after a 1st date.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Too much recently (poor wallet
) Packet of Trojan's. Was way more interesting stuff the day before but that's not what was asked!7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Experience a club (club virgin here)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Sunday roast - lamb/pork probably, all the trimmings, then sumptuous ice-cream on a delicious desert (pie/tart or something). With an immortality pill hidden inside of course (nice idea!).
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Well if I say SH members I might get in trouble with those I don't mention, so: Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Holly Valance, Aria Giovanni, Jenna Jameson, a girl I know who I won't mention (if she was up for it - non-famous, non-SH), maybe another bi guy if I knew one well enough, for variety. Yes that's only 7.
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Picking petit pois. £1/bag cash-in-hand, taking about 1hr, getting sunburnt/wet, & green smelly fingers. Backbreaking work too.
ummm ok, i'll give it a go . . .
1 – your most distinguish feature
not sure myself - never really thought of myself as particularly distinguished, but certain others have said my bum, so i'll go with their vote!!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
not really a nickname, never had one that i even liked!! but my housemate and i are a bit lazy, both being early 30's guys - so we just call each other 'dood'
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
pete n geoff breakfast show this morning (virgin radio) - but they get me every day!!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
sweet home alabama - lynyrd skynyrd, one of the perks of being a delivery driver!!!!
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
ummm a hug from a friend the other day
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
no comment
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
have a saturday off work!
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
i think i'll go for a lamb roast too! with some macaroni cheese for starter,
followed by my best mates mothers own apple pie! its just the best :P
*edit - oops, and of course washed down with several large JD's (with or without lemonade, but nooo coke thank you!) and a nice joint :smoke:
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
ummm, i think i'll go for famous rather than friends -
miss jolie, if she's not busy with either brad or breezer! lol
robbie williams
gillian anderson
drew barrymore
kate beckinsale
natalie imbruglia - ooh those eyes!!
caroline quentin
10 – the worst job you have ever done
for money, the current one...
...for actual work - cable installer, i was the outside half or the duo!
was also sextoy maker for a lil while once, i tell you what - ive done 5 mile marches and had smaller, less painful blisters!!!!!
1 – your most distinguish feature
not sure myself - never really thought of myself as particularly distinguished, but certain others have said my bum, so i'll go with their vote!!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
not really a nickname, never had one that i even liked!! but my housemate and i are a bit lazy, both being early 30's guys - so we just call each other 'dood'
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
pete n geoff breakfast show this morning (virgin radio) - but they get me every day!!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
sweet home alabama - lynyrd skynyrd, one of the perks of being a delivery driver!!!!
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
ummm a hug from a friend the other day
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
no comment
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
have a saturday off work!
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
i think i'll go for a lamb roast too! with some macaroni cheese for starter,
followed by my best mates mothers own apple pie! its just the best :P
*edit - oops, and of course washed down with several large JD's (with or without lemonade, but nooo coke thank you!
) and a nice joint :smoke:9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
ummm, i think i'll go for famous rather than friends -
miss jolie, if she's not busy with either brad or breezer! lol
robbie williams
gillian anderson
drew barrymore
kate beckinsale
natalie imbruglia - ooh those eyes!!
caroline quentin
10 – the worst job you have ever done
for money, the current one...
...for actual work - cable installer, i was the outside half or the duo!
was also sextoy maker for a lil while once, i tell you what - ive done 5 mile marches and had smaller, less painful blisters!!!!!
Sex God
1 – your most distinguish feature
not sure think my legs are in good shape(but that is my view)
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
beefcake(back in the day)
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
throwing a good friend into their kids swimming pool (the kids thought it funny 2)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
fairytale of new york(was drunk)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
see my dad's face at his suprise 60th birthday
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
g string (4 me)
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
go disgracefull into my 36th year(yes i can't believe it either)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on deathrow
salmonfor starters redsnaper and lobster for main and the head prisonerofficers wife pussy for desert (well thought i'd keep it fish)
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi
with with seven other openminded funlovers from sh towers(please feel free to apply)
10 – the worst job you have ever done
well i used to work in tunneling and sewers (but where theres shite there is money believe me)
not sure think my legs are in good shape(but that is my view)
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
beefcake(back in the day)
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
throwing a good friend into their kids swimming pool (the kids thought it funny 2)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
fairytale of new york(was drunk)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
see my dad's face at his suprise 60th birthday
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
g string (4 me)
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
go disgracefull into my 36th year(yes i can't believe it either)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on deathrow
salmonfor starters redsnaper and lobster for main and the head prisonerofficers wife pussy for desert (well thought i'd keep it fish)
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi
with with seven other openminded funlovers from sh towers(please feel free to apply)
10 – the worst job you have ever done
well i used to work in tunneling and sewers (but where theres shite there is money believe me)
1. My imaginary hair and my gheko.
2. oi you
3. My 11 year old daughter asking me what a c*nt was :shock:
4. Jump, House of pain
5. My dads day card from the kids
6. That super rabbit for mrs minx :P
7. A holiday might be nice
8. Cup of tea and choccy biscuits
9. Soooo many great bums, cant choose, too much of a struggle :eeek:
10. Dish washer in an italian restuarant
shite
2. oi you
3. My 11 year old daughter asking me what a c*nt was :shock:
4. Jump, House of pain
5. My dads day card from the kids
6. That super rabbit for mrs minx :P
7. A holiday might be nice
8. Cup of tea and choccy biscuits
9. Soooo many great bums, cant choose, too much of a struggle :eeek:
10. Dish washer in an italian restuarant
shite 
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
1 – your most distinguish feature
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
10 – the worst job you have ever done
1. My eyes (or so I'm told)
ass
3. Being tickled (was torture!)
4. oasis - Lila
5. waking up all cuddled up to my partner
6. a fab new leather cupless bra type top
7. Have a holiday without the kids
8. chicken and meditterranean vegetables cooked on a griddle.
9. My partner only
10. Telesales, I hated it and lasted only 4 weeks before quitting.
Bunny x
Quote by PoloLady
So hear are the 10 things I would like to ask and hope you will share
1 – your most distinguish feature
I'd like to say my grey / green eyes with flecks of yellow
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Crash - from a time when I had 3 low-sides on my bike, in ten weeks - with no other vehicles involved!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
"Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story" funny as fuck!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
"Foxy Lady" The Jimi Hendrix Experience
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
The look on my wife's face when she saw me at my parents house ( in NW London ) last week - when I had told her I couldn't make it and I'd be staying in Kent
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Poppers - I think
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get me bike licence
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Double pie and mash, liquor and maybe jellied eels ( last chance to try them ) from Cooke's in Shepard's Bush, followed by a skinful of Guinness from the Greenwood, on Whitton Ave, Northolt / Greenford, a supply of Romeo y Julietta Petit Julietta Dominican cigars and Carrolls, Gold Flakes and Sweet Aftons, oh yeah and a constant stream of Barry's tea, at the point of leaving the Nuclear
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
People with personalities - and lots of opinions to bandy about
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Pinner McDonald's, store #311, 35+hrs a week, 2years 10 mths - and I still feel like I am on parolenearly 10 years later
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
I realised the other day that there were a number of people on here that I have spoken to and exchanged banter with – that I know so little about.
Also sometimes it is hard to keep up with the newbies – disclosing a snippet of information here and there in different threads.
So, although there were some more obvious things I had thought of asking (age, height, status – mainly because I am usually too lazy to look these things up) I thought it might be nice to have a “ten things about me†thread (that’s not just ME – that is ‘me’ as in you).
So hear are the 10 things I would like to ask and hope you will share
1 – your most distinguish feature
My eyes.... or so everyone tells me!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Little One
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
My mum being pissed! (tonight)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
erm.... too many to mention....went to Flares tonight and had a fantastic time singing at the top of my voice.....
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Cup of tea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
N/A
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Meet some people from SH!
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Pasta - any kind!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Some dear friends
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Telesales
1 – your most distinguish feature..........my sexy posh voice!... my lips!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called......Debbiewebs :P
3 – the last thing that made you laugh...........when i got my own back on the kids with the hose pipe!. half hour ago :twisted:
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud).......... :oops: Do-Re-Mi!.from the sound of music ( my kids love it)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside.........when i finally found me rabbits that escaped last night!..and gave them a hug!
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought........... some kinky wear!..and black stockings with red tops mmm
7 – one thing you want to do this summer............get in to my new home thats being built!
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row..........fish chip and mushy peas! yum!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with........dare i say
10 – the worst job you have ever done........ when i was a kid for pocket money i helped out in green houses pricking out plants!.the year 1976...one of the hottest years
I fainted with the heat!.......... and i never went back!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called......Debbiewebs :P
3 – the last thing that made you laugh...........when i got my own back on the kids with the hose pipe!. half hour ago :twisted:
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud).......... :oops: Do-Re-Mi!.from the sound of music ( my kids love it)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside.........when i finally found me rabbits that escaped last night!..and gave them a hug!
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought........... some kinky wear!..and black stockings with red tops mmm
7 – one thing you want to do this summer............get in to my new home thats being built!
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row..........fish chip and mushy peas! yum!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with........dare i say
10 – the worst job you have ever done........ when i was a kid for pocket money i helped out in green houses pricking out plants!.the year 1976...one of the hottest years
I fainted with the heat!.......... and i never went back!
Quote by PoloLadyStocking shelfs in the range, yep brain numbingly dumb
1 – your most distinguish feature My qick wit! Nah, not so much, me personality
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called Booboo. It's one of those dirty work nick name, so anyone up for kissin my booboo better is more than welcome!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh Babbas suttle charm on his last message to hornyred
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the moon whilst walkin me dog
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside Went on a date earlier with someone I'm kinda seeing. Just whilst we were in a flirty kinda playfull mood in hub.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought Pack of condoms the other day in rileys. Never again, gotta start going to a chemist for the more than average ones.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer Go to the gatecrasher rave, or theres a tiesto rave in liverpool sometime next month
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row 12oz steak steak meal, garlic bread on the side.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with If only i could get 8 women in a jucuzi! Errr.. natalie portman? Jennifer garner? Emz, this girl i know
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Sex God
1 – your most distinguish feature
Eyes ( apparently so Silky sez )
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
" G "
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Listening to Silky giggle reading a book.
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Fat Les Vindaloo
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Silkys face when she rolled over this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Batteries for the digicam
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Avoid sunburn
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
A nice rare unicorn steak
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Silk and Lou Lou and Harry ( my dogs)
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Pulling up the thousand year old (never cleaned) carpet in the flat were in .
Eyes ( apparently so Silky sez )
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
" G "
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Listening to Silky giggle reading a book.
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Fat Les Vindaloo
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Silkys face when she rolled over this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Batteries for the digicam
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Avoid sunburn
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
A nice rare unicorn steak
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Silk and Lou Lou and Harry ( my dogs)
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Pulling up the thousand year old (never cleaned) carpet in the flat were in .
Sex God
1 – your most distinguish feature
G sez room lighting smile
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Silky
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The Things my Girlfriend and I argue about by Mil Millington
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Radar Love by Golden earring
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
When G hugged me last night when he came home.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
New rabbit , month ago.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get a new guitar.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Fillet steak , rare with fries and real gravy , and the choclate pudding (see M&S advert) for dessert.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
G , Pamela Anderson , Johnathan Ross , Samuel L Jackson , Ellen Degeneres , Eddie Van Halen , Eddie Izzard , Ray Winstone .
10 – the worst job you have ever done
My solicitor advises me to not answer this question .
G sez room lighting smile
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Silky
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The Things my Girlfriend and I argue about by Mil Millington
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Radar Love by Golden earring
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
When G hugged me last night when he came home.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
New rabbit , month ago.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get a new guitar.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Fillet steak , rare with fries and real gravy , and the choclate pudding (see M&S advert) for dessert.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
G , Pamela Anderson , Johnathan Ross , Samuel L Jackson , Ellen Degeneres , Eddie Van Halen , Eddie Izzard , Ray Winstone .
10 – the worst job you have ever done
My solicitor advises me to not answer this question .
Sexpert
1 – your most distinguish feature
{crystal] hmmmm my bum
{mat} erm no idea ask her :P
{crystal} his smoldering eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
{matt} has to be heaysy ive had that since i was 12 and i still use it
]{crystal} has to be gorgeus when he calls me it but dont think that counts so CK
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
{crystal} our daughter hitting matt in the nose when waking him up today to say happy birthday
{matt} my friend from russia phoning me when i got up while i was starkers and then trying to start the web cam when i asked to type instead
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
{crystal} Dido white flag
{matt} i believe i can fly when it came on while on the bus
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
{matt} well i feel like that every time i get a cuddle from my 2 fav girls
{crystal}...that would be around the end of matts b-day prezzie from me
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
a nice vibe for her a week or so ago....oh and a new webcam
{crystal} that would be a 3 piece bustier set i bought to go with matts b-day prezzie
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
{matt} get younger instead of older :P but that aint gonna happen so ... hmmm... go to russia
{crystal} well now that would involve me matt and any bi fem want to join us ;)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
{crystal} chicken pasta chips scotch pie peas and sweetcorn ...might as well eat everything i like
{matt} hmm that would be an all you can eat buffet for aslong as i can eat ...do u think they would allow me 1 bite a minute :P
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
{both} 3 lady friends who will remain nameless robbie williams angilina jolee...cant think of a last person but keeping the spare seat would be good for when the fun began :P
10 – the worst job you have ever done
{crystal} mcdonalds *shudders*
{matt} hmm well it isnt so much the job as a part of my old job at british waterways .. cleaning the ditches
{crystal] hmmmm my bum
{mat} erm no idea ask her :P
{crystal} his smoldering eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
{matt} has to be heaysy ive had that since i was 12 and i still use it
]{crystal} has to be gorgeus when he calls me it but dont think that counts so CK
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
{crystal} our daughter hitting matt in the nose when waking him up today to say happy birthday
{matt} my friend from russia phoning me when i got up while i was starkers and then trying to start the web cam when i asked to type instead
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
{crystal} Dido white flag
{matt} i believe i can fly when it came on while on the bus
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
{matt} well i feel like that every time i get a cuddle from my 2 fav girls
{crystal}...that would be around the end of matts b-day prezzie from me
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
a nice vibe for her a week or so ago....oh and a new webcam
{crystal} that would be a 3 piece bustier set i bought to go with matts b-day prezzie
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
{matt} get younger instead of older :P but that aint gonna happen so ... hmmm... go to russia
{crystal} well now that would involve me matt and any bi fem want to join us ;)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
{crystal} chicken pasta chips scotch pie peas and sweetcorn ...might as well eat everything i like
{matt} hmm that would be an all you can eat buffet for aslong as i can eat ...do u think they would allow me 1 bite a minute :P
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
{both} 3 lady friends who will remain nameless robbie williams angilina jolee...cant think of a last person but keeping the spare seat would be good for when the fun began :P
10 – the worst job you have ever done
{crystal} mcdonalds *shudders*
{matt} hmm well it isnt so much the job as a part of my old job at british waterways .. cleaning the ditches
1- i think it is erm.......................... my eyes?????
2- i like being called babe(or lou)lol
3-me pissed on my friends bouncy castle last night!!!
4-the asda chant yesterday at work - god was that embarrasing!!!
5-seeing mr bailiff when i finished work today!!!!
6-erm.....................some saucy underwair
7-go to newquay for a few days
8-it would have to be jacket spud with colslaw and salad!!!!- boring i know!!!
9-hmmmmmm............. me, mr bailiff,shakaki(mr and mrs),hornyred,dino,tanglewood and dambuster!!!!
10-worked in the cafe @ morrisons!!! :shock:
louxxxxxx
2- i like being called babe(or lou)lol
3-me pissed on my friends bouncy castle last night!!!
4-the asda chant yesterday at work - god was that embarrasing!!!
5-seeing mr bailiff when i finished work today!!!!
6-erm.....................some saucy underwair
7-go to newquay for a few days
8-it would have to be jacket spud with colslaw and salad!!!!- boring i know!!!
9-hmmmmmm............. me, mr bailiff,shakaki(mr and mrs),hornyred,dino,tanglewood and dambuster!!!!
10-worked in the cafe @ morrisons!!! :shock:
louxxxxxx
1 – your most distinguish feature
Boobs
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
never had one
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
My aunty dancing at a party last night
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Simply the best (cant stand the song, but always find myself singing it when its on)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My son saying he loved me all the money in the world...bless
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
fit into a size 12 bikini
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
choc chip mint ice cream..mmmmm
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
umm get back on that 1 to many to choose
10 – the worst job you have ever done
office juinor when i was 17
Boobs
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
never had one
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
My aunty dancing at a party last night
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Simply the best (cant stand the song, but always find myself singing it when its on)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My son saying he loved me all the money in the world...bless
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
fit into a size 12 bikini
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
choc chip mint ice cream..mmmmm
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
umm get back on that 1 to many to choose
10 – the worst job you have ever done
office juinor when i was 17
1 – your most distinguish feature -New tattoo across shoulders
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - muffin..schoolkids can be cruel!!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - melons45
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) - bid-up tv theme tune..
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - daughter hugging me this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought - 8" dildo for melons45...hmmmm
7 – one thing you want to do this summer - sleep lots
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row -
starter - pate, gherkins and toast
main - pasta cabonara (my own) and chilli-con-carne (my own)
desert - a bucket of rasberry ripple ice cream
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Melons45
Angeline Jolie
Billie Piper
Jeri Ryan
Renni Russo
Patsy Kensit
Einstein
10 – the worst job you have ever done - Burger King (in Denmark - Copenhagen)
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - muffin..schoolkids can be cruel!!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - melons45
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) - bid-up tv theme tune..
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - daughter hugging me this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought - 8" dildo for melons45...hmmmm
7 – one thing you want to do this summer - sleep lots
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row -
starter - pate, gherkins and toast
main - pasta cabonara (my own) and chilli-con-carne (my own)
desert - a bucket of rasberry ripple ice cream
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Melons45
Angeline Jolie
Billie Piper
Jeri Ryan
Renni Russo
Patsy Kensit
Einstein
10 – the worst job you have ever done - Burger King (in Denmark - Copenhagen)
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I realised the other day that there were a number of people on here that I have spoken to and exchanged banter with – that I know so little about.
Also sometimes it is hard to keep up with the newbies – disclosing a snippet of information here and there in different threads.
So, although there were some more obvious things I had thought of asking (age, height, status – mainly because I am usually too lazy to look these things up) I thought it might be nice to have a “ten things about me†thread (that’s not just ME – that is ‘me’ as in you).
So hear are the 10 things I would like to ask and hope you will share
1 – your most distinguish feature
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
10 – the worst job you have ever done
1) blue eyes
2) smurtis
3) Rachel Lane post on the BB thread
4) a trance tune......
5) the chinese i had 2 nites ago
6) condoms
7) dunnow its to far ahead
8) chinese !!!!!
9)
a) blonde - she wud make me laugh
b) tatty she wud be my good tea misstress
c) angerlina jolene - mmmmmmmmmmmm
d) shelly from chatroom
e) myself
f) mischief - u cud teach me to swim
h) olive
i) mrs hornyold tart
this list is subject to change or sexual favours tho
looks like i will be chaning this list all nite grrr
10 - fish counter of tescos in harrow i smelt fishy all the time
MikeC
Sex God
1 – your most distinguish feature
me face
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
I've never had a nick name
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
an entry in the accident book from one of my employees and the health and safety reps. action to prevent a re-occurrance.
entry- whilst attending to my duties I bent over and the pen that was in my breast pocket stabbed me in the ribs.
action-removed pen from pocket
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
mac the knife on a boys night out at a kareoke club
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
a funeral and some fond memories of the deceased
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
I've never bought one
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
find a hat that I don't look a prick in
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
a bowl of maple and pecan crisp cereal from Tesco, my current 'can't eat enough of it' food.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
I wouldn't I really don't like them that much
10 – the worst job you have ever done
beater for a shoot many many years ago, a day, cash in hand and a bottle of brown ale, for trudging through cold and wet fields and battling through woods and thickets, but money was tight and it was a Saturday job, which bought in that extra bit to top up a weeks wage.
me face
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
I've never had a nick name
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
an entry in the accident book from one of my employees and the health and safety reps. action to prevent a re-occurrance.
entry- whilst attending to my duties I bent over and the pen that was in my breast pocket stabbed me in the ribs.
action-removed pen from pocket
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
mac the knife on a boys night out at a kareoke club
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
a funeral and some fond memories of the deceased
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
I've never bought one
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
find a hat that I don't look a prick in
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
a bowl of maple and pecan crisp cereal from Tesco, my current 'can't eat enough of it' food.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
I wouldn't I really don't like them that much
10 – the worst job you have ever done
beater for a shoot many many years ago, a day, cash in hand and a bottle of brown ale, for trudging through cold and wet fields and battling through woods and thickets, but money was tight and it was a Saturday job, which bought in that extra bit to top up a weeks wage.
1 – your most distinguishing feature
Probably my (almost) bald head.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
I would prefer not to divulge.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Probably either a Debbiewebs or a Davej post
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Never Ending Song Of Love by The New Seekers
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My dinner this evening - chicken, jacket potato, carrots and broccoli
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill out
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Chicken vindaloo, pilau rice and dry vegetable bhaji
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Claire Sweeney
Debbie Harry
Angelina Jolie
Nigella Lawson
Olivia Newton-John
Cleo Rocos
Thereze Bazar
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Filing Clerk
Probably my (almost) bald head.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
I would prefer not to divulge.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Probably either a Debbiewebs or a Davej post
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Never Ending Song Of Love by The New Seekers
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My dinner this evening - chicken, jacket potato, carrots and broccoli
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill out
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Chicken vindaloo, pilau rice and dry vegetable bhaji
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Claire Sweeney
Debbie Harry
Angelina Jolie
Nigella Lawson
Olivia Newton-John
Cleo Rocos
Thereze Bazar
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Filing Clerk
Orgasminator
1. my knackered fingers (severved tendons)
2. Techno
3. whatching the trampoline coach at the ymca falling off a tranpoline this afternoon
4. Liittle bit of love by free
5. the 4 pieces of chesse on taoast i just ate
6. spare batteries for a friends toys
7. go on holiday
8. a large steak
9. why does it only have to fit eight people i'd invite all of you
10. changing lights at rending plant over three vats full of rotting pieces of cattle.
2. Techno
3. whatching the trampoline coach at the ymca falling off a tranpoline this afternoon
4. Liittle bit of love by free
5. the 4 pieces of chesse on taoast i just ate
6. spare batteries for a friends toys
7. go on holiday
8. a large steak
9. why does it only have to fit eight people i'd invite all of you
10. changing lights at rending plant over three vats full of rotting pieces of cattle.
1 – your most distinguish feature
my long red hair!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Mistress ........as in 'yes mistress' or I love being called baby.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
my little uns...they are so funny and always make me laugh
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson on the way out to the pub
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
my babies telling me they loved me and giving me a hug
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
rampant rabbit!!
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
There are lots of things I want to do, but one of them is have sex on a moonlit beach!
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Hot dog in a bun......in the style of DaveJ's post!!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
ooo......David Boreanaz, Nicholas Brendan, Alexis Denisof, Prince, Lenny Kravitz, Dev from Coronation Street !! and Madonna....Can I not have more??
10 – the worst job you have ever done
I have been pretty lucky....not really had a bad one. But I did have to look after oldies at a holiday camp when I was 16 and had to do some unmentionable wiping and washing which was pretty awful!!!
my long red hair!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Mistress ........as in 'yes mistress' or I love being called baby.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
my little uns...they are so funny and always make me laugh
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson on the way out to the pub
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
my babies telling me they loved me and giving me a hug
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
rampant rabbit!!
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
There are lots of things I want to do, but one of them is have sex on a moonlit beach!
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Hot dog in a bun......in the style of DaveJ's post!!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
ooo......David Boreanaz, Nicholas Brendan, Alexis Denisof, Prince, Lenny Kravitz, Dev from Coronation Street !! and Madonna....Can I not have more??
10 – the worst job you have ever done
I have been pretty lucky....not really had a bad one. But I did have to look after oldies at a holiday camp when I was 16 and had to do some unmentionable wiping and washing which was pretty awful!!!
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