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I realised the other day that there were a number of people on here that I have spoken to and exchanged banter with – that I know so little about. sad
Also sometimes it is hard to keep up with the newbies – disclosing a snippet of information here and there in different threads. confused
So, although there were some more obvious things I had thought of asking (age, height, status – mainly because I am usually too lazy to look these things up) I thought it might be nice to have a “ten things about me” thread (that’s not just ME – that is ‘me’ as in you). rolleyes
So hear are the 10 things I would like to ask and hope you will share smile
1 – your most distinguish feature
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
10 – the worst job you have ever done
I gotta go to work. sad
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1 – your most distinguish feature

Eyes.
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2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called

Prof.
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3 – the last thing that made you laugh

I remember dreaming about laughing last night, does that count?
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4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)

Probably something off the Cranberries CD I was listening to on my way into work yesterday.
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5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside

Cuppa soup.
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6 – the last sex related item/s you bought

A fleshlight gel-vagina-thing. (Recommended!)
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer

Have a nap.
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8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row

Potion of immortality.
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9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with

No way; I want to enjoy it in peace and quiet!
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10 – the worst job you have ever done

Project leader for an SME. A better title would have been "official scapegoat" - the level of incompetance of the bosses was so high I can only assume they wanted the project to fail. And I only got paid half of what they promised me.
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1 – your most distinguish feature
Has to be the way my ribs meet my hips rendering the waist nul and void
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Dirty little bitch
3 – the last thing that made you laugh

He wouldn't like you refering to him as a thing
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
I've got a lovely pair of coconuts
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A colonic irregation
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Double ended strap-on, another water-proof vibe and condoms (all one purchase)
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
There are plenty of you I'd like to do this summer :twisted:
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Man sausage and minge muffins
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with

NOT ME AT THE MOMENT :shock:
10 – the worst job you have ever done

There was this one time I was giving a blow job... redface ...you didn't mean that kinda job did you?

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1. my blue eyes
,,due to i dont let things go
ladys post earlier
on a prayer
..sorry got a soft side
that would be embarrasing redface
on a beach for a week and read bill clintons auto biography
of ribs fries and orange juice
no particular order,,assuming socially !!
a) bailiffs
b)big dewi
c)mal
d)abi titmuss
e)paula ratcliffe
f)bill clinton
g)jade goody lol
10) worked on a farm between living school and college
1 – your most distinguish feature
All of me kinda makes me who I am, nothing much stands out.... boobs I suppose dunno
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Kitten
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Calista's joke thread last night
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Vertigo at the U2 gig although later today it will an REM tune! biggrin
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Being told "I love you too kitten"
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
A strap on
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Go to my grad ball and have a really great night with the people I've spent the last four years with.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Starter: Melon.
Main: Steak, chips, peas, carrots, yorshire pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, french mustard and a whisky sauce with onion rings
Pud: Sherry trifle
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
:twisted: So many people so little jaquzzi space... evil
Robbie Williams, Vigo Mortensen, Morten Harket, George Michael, Michael Stipe, Gwen Steffani, Neil and I... that makes 8 :D
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Saturday girl at a hairdressers
lol Good questions
1=BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eeek:
2= PrettyPollyPlopPlop
3= Daughter mimicking her Nanna this morning and telling me to get a move on
4= Bon Jovi - Living On A Prayer
5= Saying Goodnight to Boyfirend :inlove:
6= Mr Pink, Vibrator (Who now needs replacing!!! :shock: )
7= See some sunshine.
8= T Bone steak, well done, Onion rings, salad and chips.
9= Mollman :love: , Charlie Sheen, Dennis Bergkamp, Prince, Enrique, and of course Mr and Mrs NWC.
10- Clean puke from the mens toilets. :crazy:
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1 – your most distinguish feature
My mouth :mrgreen:
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Never really had one, but I just love it when you Northerners call me 'chicken' when I'm low
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Mars sent me an e-mail saying he didn't know what to say, primarily because I was on the bed behind him ranting about 'that woman' (nighmare personality at work)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
'Strange Days'
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A verbal cuddle on the phone
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Two vibes and a strap-on
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get patient abuse at work recognised and dealt with.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Roast lamb and toffee pecan pavlova.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Jaz, Tim, Gem, Neil, Marms, Mars, Eager, Kitty, and Sarge. I like a giggle
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Weekend nights at a petrol Station.
Venusxxx
1 – your most distinguish feature erm not sure i guess either hair or breasts
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been calledPudding ~ my grandad called me that
3 – the last thing that made you laugh Chatting on msn last night with a friend
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) How you remind me - Nickelback
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside Waking up as my kids kissed me goodbye for school
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought A long black double ended dildo :twisted:
7 – one thing you want to do this summer Have fun
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row I'd go on a hunger strike
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with Morbius, Neal & Fiona, Mr & Mrs Genherts, Sarah & Dammie
10 – the worst job you have ever done saturday job in a clothing store mad
1 – your most distinguish feature
Big Blue Eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Strop!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The US Justice System.............first OJ and now MJ!!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
All at Sea - Jamie Cullum
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Watching my son score a 30 yarder
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Rabbit for the Mrs
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
8 Pints of Stella and a Whisky chaser!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
7 Like minded people who just wanted a laugh and wouldnt take life too seriously
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Post Mortems
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1 – your most distinguish feature
The great big tattoo on my back
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
sexy Welshman
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
hearing about Ockysweeties smacking some poor girl in the mouth while playing football
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Probably happy birthday
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
I have no idea, I'm a miserable bastard
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
A plaster kit to make a mould of my willy
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get a permanent job
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
A bbq pizza, and lots of it
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
My girlfriend and 6 other gorgeous women(Insert appropriate names here biggrin)
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Entering invoices onto a hospitals computer system
1 – your most distinguish feature (Is that distinguishing or distinguished? well anyway) mouth
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called none (yes I know, funny name, but just can't think of any I liked!)
3 – the last thing that made you laugh "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue"
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) Circle Of Love (Steve Miller Band)
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside a short story by Alice Munro
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought a train ticket to London
7 – one thing you want to do this summer see Kent play cricket
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row Ratatouille
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with one special ex-girlfriend - then one would be enough
10 – the worst job you have ever done washing-up in a restaurant
1 – your most distinguish feature
My bottom
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Kitten
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Jo pasquale advert with nappies
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Sex on the Beach
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My Grandaughter running to me for a hug
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
KY
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Go see my mate voddy
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Roast Lamb Dinner then strawberries n cream with pink champagne
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Michael Ball, Robbie Williams, sarah, Wishmaster,naughtynymphos,Begood,
Billy Connolly (I do like a good giggle)
10 – the worst job you have ever done
milk round when i was younger
1) Definately my boobs
2) When my significant other calls me a silly tart
3) Watching somebodys face as I described the bloodiest accident I have had to deaal with - she is squeamish
4) Bob the builder with the nephews
5) Being told by the mental health nurse that she is proud of all I have achieved - its been a long road
6) A cushion with a vibrator attached
7) Survive working and all the first aid duties I am due to do
8) Roast Lamb with all the trimmings followed by profiteroles served on the body of my man.
9) Debbiwebs, Mr Olive, Wishmaster, blonde, Misschief, Somersetcouple and MikeC
10) Cleaning the blokes toilets at a transport cafe
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1 – your most distinguish feature

Ermmm hair i suppose lol
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2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called

Alibongo lol
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3 – the last thing that made you laugh

a couple of weeks ago i got my daughter tickets to see a band called my cemical romance in november, anyway on giving her the tickets Paul asked who the support act was? looking at the tickets my daughter said "noone i have ever heard of its a band called TBC" well we nearly wet ourselves lol
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4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)

My daughers playing the part of Nancy in Oliver Twist so we have been walking round singing the songs for about 2 weeks now lol
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5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside

When my 4 years old told me she loved me for no reason.
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6 – the last sex related item/s you bought

A new leccy toothbrush redface
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer

loose a bit more weight.
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8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row

KFC
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9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with

Slipknot cause then they'd have to take them daft masks off and i could see if any of them was worth a shag lol
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10 – the worst job you have ever done

I worked in McDonalds just after i left school.
P.S Vicky_uk i am not sharing a jacuzzi with Michael Ball ffs lol
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1. Your most distinguish feature? hair or boobs
2. The favourite nickname youv have ever been called? Fee
3. The last thing that made you laugh? Something on tv
4. The last song you sang (way to loud)? My kids Five cd redface
5. Last thing that made you feel warm inside? My son kissing me bye before he went to playschool
6. The last related sex item/s you brought? Bondage tape
7. One things you want to do this summer? Go to Alton Towers without the kids
8. What would be your last meal if you were on death row? Mum's cottage pie
9. Who would you want to share an eight seater jacuzzi with? Neal, Calista & Morbius, GenHertsCpl, and some other friends R & L
10. Whats the worst job you have ever done? Working for a pharmacy promotions company (my first job)
1) Green/Blue/Hazel eyes - and no I don't have three eyes!
2) Bbop - by an ex. and she still calls it me 20 years on.
3) Just got up so haven't laughed yet today and yesterday is forgotton already.
4) Behind blue eyes by The Who
5) Being told 'I love you' in sign language this morning.
6) KY
7) Be happy where ever I am
8) Carpacchio of beef, on bed of salad, vinaigrette, sliced parmesan.
Moules mariniere
Fillet Steak with Stilton, Fries, caramelised onions and mayonnaise salad,
Sabayon for desert.
9) Dita von Teese, Heather Kozar, Salma Hayek, Me - does it have to be 8?
10) Never had one - always enjoyed every job I did.
Clouseau wink
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1 – your most distinguish feature
Eyes - windows to the soul
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Don Quixote
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Libra's post and my friends in Italy
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Gold by Stevie Nicks
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A hug from .............
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Funny that question *checks mail* Yup theys here... finger vibe and errmm NM
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Enjoy my new son after he arrives in July
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
ChateauBriand with back potato, horseradish sauce, fresh green salad and CarrotCake with buttermilk frosting
Actually sounds good **runs for the market**
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Only 8 seats hmm well can fit at least 16 in there if you stack em right wink ....
Well would have to invite me m8's - Wishy and Postie. Then theres Libra, Julie, NN, Equi (no spurs love), and a few others from here... plus my best friend wantstodance
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Work as head of Networking for the NHS
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I realised the other day that there were a number of people on here that I have spoken to and exchanged banter with – that I know so little about. sad
Also sometimes it is hard to keep up with the newbies – disclosing a snippet of information here and there in different threads. confused
So, although there were some more obvious things I had thought of asking (age, height, status – mainly because I am usually too lazy to look these things up) I thought it might be nice to have a “ten things about me” thread (that’s not just ME – that is ‘me’ as in you). rolleyes
So hear are the 10 things I would like to ask and hope you will share smile
1 – your most distinguish feature
cyclists thighs ( not much else to recomend)
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Ive recently been called Raffa after the LFC manager, apparently I look like him
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Something alcohol iduced at the U2 concert but cant remember what it was!!!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Everybody Hurts REM im off to see them tonight too!!!
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My coffee this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
A meal out for the g/f
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Watch the sun go down whilst sipping a nice cold drink with a beautiful woman
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
A cocktail of drugs to knock me out
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Girls Aloud and Atomic Kitten
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Im lucky I quite enjoy my job, sorry boring but true
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1 – your most distinguish feature
My character confused: dunno
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Actually - it's dambuster (from RMAS 1984)
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
A little bleeda in msn just now, when she caught me out, hook line and sinker
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Don't sing
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
When Bertie decided to join up
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get some feckin colour ! ! ! !
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
It wouldn't matter
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Eight-seater just NOT big enough. Diplomatic answer as I got such a bollocking last time a made a "list"
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Barrow boy on a Fish, Game and Poultry stall. Guess who's job it was to take the offal to the shute??
1 – your most distinguish feature? My eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called? chazer
3 – the last thing that made you laugh: a manager for a company I do work for
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)? When the Heartache Ends by Rob Thomas in the car this morning
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside? Cuddling up to my G/F in bed last night
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought? Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer? Move house
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row: an good cut Aberdeen angus with all the trimmings.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with? 7 sexy woman
10 – the worst job you have ever done? Selling stoves
1 – your most distinguish featurem cheekbones
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called. peaches
3 – the last thing that made you laugh . headbutting my cactus plant whilst cleaning i felt like pin head from hell raiser.
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) baa baa black sheep.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside. a big hug from rachel
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought. the beaver and a lorry full of batteries.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer. go on holiday.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row. an indien.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with. rachel nadia(bb) a woman with a big pair of tits and a man with a big cock :grin:
10 – the worst job you have ever done. a cleaning job
peaches x
1 – your most distinguish featurem eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called. metal mickey
3 – the last thing that made you laugh . being in tescos and peaches shouting out (next time you fuck me up the arse you have to wear a condom)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) tool stinkfist
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside. hearing i love you come from peaches
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought. secrets shhhhhh wink
7 – one thing you want to do this summer. go on holiday.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row. peaches pussy
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with. peaches
10 – the worst job you have ever done. oh ive had a few
x rache x
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1 – your most distinguish feature sadly would have to say my nose. sad though i'm told i have good come to bed eyes :rascal: smile
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called bambi knocker lol don't ask.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh some bollox on here!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) Foo Fighters - Times Like These ((( VERY loud and bouncing on my bed! :lol: )))
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside Cambsguy50's grandchild post / phone calls from friends last night
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought uummm . . condoms or strawberry willy drops dunno :lol:
7 – one thing you want to do this summer piss off in a tent and go climb some crags
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row mum's sunday dinner with all the works
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with too many to name lest i unforgiveably forget someone. can we squeeze more than 8 in though or what? :twisted:
10 – the worst job you have ever done drilling holes in aluminium tubes for 8 hours a day and 100 quid a week. evil

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1 – your most distinguish feature
My eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Mumfie
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Timmy doing his irish jig
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Skip to the loo
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Accidently swallowed bath water ot Timmy snuggling up last night
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get a tan
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Blue fillet of steak, mustard mash, asparagus, mushrooms, peppercorn sauce
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
I'll have to think about that one a bit more, can we do groups on rota?
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Pocket matching (detailed description available for those who desperatly need it) lol
Jas
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1 – your most distinguish feature
Hmmm my goattee
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Prefer not to reveal....
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Friend's baby playing
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
James Brown - Payback Mix
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Cup of tea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Rabbit for a certain lady...
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Finish decorating the *&%*$&%&*^£ house!
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Anything going on transatlantic flight OUT of America!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Audrey Hepburn and 6 Audrey Hepburn looky-likeys !
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Actually all of my jobs have been ace!
1 – your most distinguish feature
My hair
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Pooka
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
I got on the bus yesterday and went upstairs. It was empty apart from a guy sitting right at the front, and a little girl (about five) who was sitting opposite him. As the bus moved off, she started screaming with laughter, every time the bus went over a bump there was another shriek. By the time she got off the bus (with her mum who was downstairs) the guy and I were both in floods of laughter
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - the last song at my graduation ball the other night
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
At the graduation ball, I was dancing on my own, having wandered off from my friends. A song came on that my housemate and I always sing and dance to together, and I wished he was there, but I knew he was off somewhere dancing with his girlfriend. Ten seconds into the song my housemate gave me a massive hug - he'd come running to look for me so we could dance that one together.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
A super-quiet vibe - student house = housemates and very thin walls!
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get a job sad
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
My mum's spaghetti bolognese
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
The group I went to Bali with a few years ago. There were 8 of us and I learnt on that trip that they're good jacuzzi-buddies! biggrin
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Washing-up at a cafe at Glastonbury Festival. Stoned people make a real mess of their plates.
Cocoa x
1 – your most distinguished feature
Erm, my eyes probably
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
I suppose, Fruitcake
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
People chatting on the chatroom
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Terror - My Ruin
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
*winks*
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Absolutly no recollection.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Take lots of photo's of things.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
blonde's cooking? nah seriously it would have to be something along the lines of a
chinese meal.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Does it have to be seven other people? if not, then Redstillettos..
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Customer Product Advisor - PCServiceCall (Telephone support for PCWorld)
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1 – your most distinguish feature - My Stubborn refusal to face facts
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called Fuckwit
3 – the last thing that made you laugh Joke of the Day thread
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) You'll never walk alone
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside Sausage roll
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought cant remember
7 – one thing you want to do this summer Go and see the European Cup
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row Chicken Tarka
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with Snow White & the seven dwarfs, just to watch the little blighters trying to keep thier head above water
10 – the worst job you have ever done Kwik Save shelf stacker as a student
1 – your most distinguish feature
Bum
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Don't have one, but was called olive (from Popeye) years and years ago..
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
A friend telling me how her husband is pants with directions and spent £15 in petrol just to return a pair of shoes in Asda for £7.
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Ladies night by atomic kitten
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
seeing my grandchild for the first time on the scan screen
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Go pony treking
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Steak and all the trimmings !!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Oh I couldn't say because I would have to leave someone out...:lol2
10 – the worst job you have ever done : redface
Working for British Telecom cleaning, dirty beggers... evil