12 Days of (swinging) Christmas

15 Dec 2009

On the first day of Christmas my fb sent to me - a bed with enough room for three.
On the second day - - - - -
Over to you lot.
(Don't forget to include the previous phrases like the song.)

15 Dec 2009

on the third day the shipment of the bed had arrived except the bed not the one that was decided on.....it turned out to be a larger bed big enough for 4.....so back on ebay for another set of handcuffs

15 Dec 2009

Quote by cliper
on the third day the shipment of the bed had arrived except the bed not the one that was decided on.....it turned out to be a larger bed big enough for 4.....so back on ebay for another set of handcuffs

You didn't quite 'get' this did you? :giggle:

15 Dec 2009

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Three French Letters,
Two sets of cuffs
And a bed big enough for three...

15 Dec 2009

On the Fourth day of Christmas by true love sent to me...
Four Swinging Birds,
Three glass dildo's (complete with special offer BOGOF french letters)
Two sets of Cuffs
And a Bed big enough for three...
I could do this all by myself... I keep having to stop myself hogging the game...

15 Dec 2009

I do just want to sing FIVE COCK RINGS!!! at the top of my voice... I'm sorry, I'll go away now...

16 Dec 2009

on the 9th day of christmas my fb gave to me
9 horny women
8 hunky guys
seven flavoured durex
six guys for flaying
five rings for rimming
Four Swinging Birds,
Three glass dildo's (complete with special offer BOGOF french letters)
Two sets of Cuffs
And a Bed big enough for three...

16 Dec 2009

I really thought we should have kept the maids-a-milking... ;-)

16 Dec 2009

on the 10th day of christmas my fb gave to me
ten naked men squirting
9 horny women
8 hunky guys
seven flavoured durex
six guys for flaying
five rings for rimming
Four Swinging Birds,
Three glass dildo's (complete with special offer BOGOF french letters)
Two sets of Cuffs
And a Bed big enough for three...

16 Dec 2009

on the 11th day of christmas my fb said to me "we are gunna need a bigger bed"
ten naked men squirting
9 horny women
8 hunky guys
seven flavoured durex
six guys for flaying
five rings for rimming
Four Swinging Birds,
Three glass dildo's (complete with special offer BOGOF french letters)
Two sets of Cuffs
And a Bed big enough for three...

17 Dec 2009

1 club for swinging
2 cocks a swaying
3 tongues a licking
4 fannyies a waiting
for 5 eager swingers
6 people in the jacuzzi
7 jets a jeting
8 ladies orgasming
tomorow I may get to the 12 day of xmas lol.