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16 Thing that never happen on Star Trek

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27. The Borg, who have annihilated thousands of entire species vastly superior to humanity, find that defeating the Enterprise is actually a piece of piss.
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27. The Borg, who have annihilated thousands of entire species vastly superior to humanity, find that defeating the Enterprise is actually a piece of piss.

Trust you rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
28. Fat Northern 'blerk' who smokes tabs an' bets on the hosses graduates from Star Fleet Academy.
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???
Just to destroy all the delusions you guys have about 7 of 9, the character is played by actress Jeri Ryan, ex wife of US Senate candidate for Illinois Jack Ryan.
Allegedly, Jack took her on 'suprise trips' to three swingers clubs, NY, Paris and New Orleans, and, well, you can read the rest here!

Oh, and dont you think that sometimes, she has a passing resemblance to Toyah Battersby from Corrie???
soz but have to say this !!!
Not in a million year does 7 of 9 look like toyah ................ not in a million year !!!!
Nope never ! Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Have a look at this and tell me theres not a slight resemblance.

Am I starting to sound a bit obsessive yet??!!
loon
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Have a look at this and tell me theres not a slight resemblance.

Am I starting to sound a bit obsessive yet??!!
loon

Didnt she also play a vampire in dracular 2004 or somesuch pile of drivel?
Personally she looks great as a half borg half human hibrid, but when she has her hair all curly she looses that "fuck me I'd do her more than once and not have a fag and a kip inbetween" look lol
I personally also like the lass thats half clingon... also with her enhanced forehead usually used for giving a yozzer kiss to others; if you were doing her doggy style you wouldnt need to worry about if her head was banging up against the wall or the headboad as it wouldnt knock her out or have her turn around and say "do you mind slowing down a bit" :lol: :lol: :lol:
28. Fat Northern 'blerk' who smokes tabs an' bets on the hosses graduates from Star Fleet Academy.
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???
ive seen it twice but not from a crew member, both were 20th century peeps that they bought on board and both in next gen, and both smokin a nice havanah ....eughhhh
Why do none of the crew ever say' Permission to go for a quick dump captain?'
No one ever pisses or poos on star trek.... i bet the bogs on the enterprise rock.
M xx
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28. Fat Northern 'blerk' who smokes tabs an' bets on the hosses graduates from Star Fleet Academy.
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???

As far as I can remember both Kirk and McCoy smoke something when imprisoned on a Klingon prison planet in one of the movies.
Roger (Not a geek! lol )
25. The crew delays an expedition to a new planet because "that crap Scotty cooked for dinner last night" has ripped right through them :shock:
37. A freak warp field accident causes a rift in time and space and results in the discovery of Seven Of Nine and giving Mrs Cueball one!
My god Jim.... Gene Roddenberry's got a lot to answer for :shock:
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she's already been to a swingers club (unfortunately Senator Ryan decided to push his wife into it and now she's his ex!)
C x

I wonder if she said to her husband, 'I will not comply!' lol
LC
38. Someone says "Beam me up Scotty"
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38. Someone says "Beam me up Scotty"

True..
When a crew member goes into a cave/room/whatever with goo dripping from the walls and ceiling, no one says "Must have been a bukkake event" dunno
The Enterprise is facing certain destruction from an alien entity/warp core malfunction/cosmic anomoly and the bridge crew all turn to Wesley Crusher to save the day, but he turns and says
"Don't look at me, I've got no fucking idea."