27. The Borg, who have annihilated thousands of entire species vastly superior to humanity, find that defeating the Enterprise is actually a piece of piss.
28. Fat Northern 'blerk' who smokes tabs an' bets on the hosses graduates from Star Fleet Academy.
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???
Just to destroy all the delusions you guys have about 7 of 9, the character is played by actress Jeri Ryan, ex wife of US Senate candidate for Illinois Jack Ryan.
Allegedly, Jack took her on 'suprise trips' to three swingers clubs, NY, Paris and New Orleans, and, well, you can read the rest here!
Oh, and dont you think that sometimes, she has a passing resemblance to Toyah Battersby from Corrie???
soz but have to say this !!!
Not in a million year does 7 of 9 look like toyah ................ not in a million year !!!!
Nope never ! Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
28. Fat Northern 'blerk' who smokes tabs an' bets on the hosses graduates from Star Fleet Academy.
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???
ive seen it twice but not from a crew member, both were 20th century peeps that they bought on board and both in next gen, and both smokin a nice havanah ....eughhhh
Why do none of the crew ever say' Permission to go for a quick dump captain?'
No one ever pisses or poos on star trek.... i bet the bogs on the enterprise rock.
M xx
25. The crew delays an expedition to a new planet because "that crap Scotty cooked for dinner last night" has ripped right through them :shock:
37. A freak warp field accident causes a rift in time and space and results in the discovery of Seven Of Nine and giving Mrs Cueball one!
My god Jim.... Gene Roddenberry's got a lot to answer for :shock:
38. Someone says "Beam me up Scotty"
The Enterprise is facing certain destruction from an alien entity/warp core malfunction/cosmic anomoly and the bridge crew all turn to Wesley Crusher to save the day, but he turns and says
"Don't look at me, I've got no fucking idea."