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2 FREE tickets to the Sex Maniac's Ball up for grabs...

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romeo
Forum Virgin
"One has read on swinger heaven that this is the latest gear to have fun in the countryside - all my friends and relatives wear it, you`ve probably unknowingly met them!!"
(sorry can`t make event unless you can find me someone to accompany me!! - great site!) biggrin
Jags
Sex God
"Arise, Sir Hard-on"
(I can't go either so pass the prize on!)
Jags
x
TallDarkDave
Forum Virgin
On your knees and kiss my ring, Camilla...
cattiex
Forum Virgin
come camilla get the pony girl outfit on b*tch its time to ride silly
Unknown User
I can't go either.
But I think it is a great charity.
Are we allowed to be on the panel - talldarkdave gets my vote so far I nearly didn't post when I saw that one!
and my entry
"Philip, do come and look, one has had EIIR shaved into ones pussy"
lhk
craig
Forum Virgin
Phillip, you're going no where near my inner thighs until this is off my boots.
Unknown User
Quote " And You say this is for the new postage stamp, joining europe certainly has liberated us somewhat!"
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gulezbabe
Warming the Bed
I have considered, cogitated and concluded the following as my entry...
Phillip: "Lillibet, Dearest, it appears one has confused one's wardrobe with one's own... Again!"
YorkshireVoyeur
Forum Virgin
"Phillip !! when one's finished rogering the Corgi maybe one could give me some attention too !!"
Primarch1
Warming the Bed
Upon hours of hard thought i have come up with the following:
"Bend over and prepare to be Knighted Sir.........."
Can not go though but good luck to those who do.
Primarch
bisuze_steve
Forum Virgin
I'm not sure about this philip, can't we just make the glue on the stamps taste nicer?
bernski65
Warming the Bed
The things i got to do to get a shag on swinging heaven, and where are my corgis i need to do some dogging.
Dark_Angel
Forum Virgin
One is so glad I won the tickets for the Sex Maniac's Ball, but one hopes not to be seen leaving.
free2view2u
Warming the Bed
who put a lemon flavoured polo on my head?
davali
Forum Virgin
I knew I should have worn the redhat today
.....and being in Sydney, sorry won't be able to go !!
Unknown User
What do you mean the smell is helping the fox get away....
victorman
Warming the Bed
Take the Bloody picture Philip! I`ve got the bally Cramp again!!! Mite well go but her Ladyship will need summit 2 wear.
Geoff
Warming the Bed
Right, Tony, now that you've got rid of Alistair Campbell you can lick my boots instead.
(well, at least it's topical...)
Can't go to the party, sadly.
glosguy
Forum Virgin
Does one like the new look Christmas message?
Discreet__T
Warming the Bed
Now Mr Blair you may have your party whip
...but I have ones crop...
now assume the position !
Cant go but would love to see any photos!
EroticTouch
Forum Virgin
"One was feeling a little horse whilst playing Polo (the one with the hole...)"
surprised
Numan
Forum Virgin
And all the queens horses and all the queens men couldn't get lizzi- up the duff again!
cumclaire
Warming the Bed
Has writer block for this one, but here goes!
'Start by licking here, then move up, and don't stop until you've completely polished off the Royal Orb'
(Posted with eyes shut and fingers and toes crossed)
Love and Kisses
Claire
xxxx
norman__barnes
Forum Virgin
"BUT PHILIP, I AM THE QUEEN OF GOLDEN REIGN."
From
Norman Barnes (Sex Maniac),
Enfield,
les_southwest
Orgasminator
there should be some good people into fetish and pvc philip on swinging heaven pehaps we can play swapsies yaaaaa