"Arise, Sir Hard-on"
(I can't go either so pass the prize on!)
Jags
x
On your knees and kiss my ring, Camilla...
"Dont be so ridiculous Philip, it doesnt go on your toe"
I can't go either.
But I think it is a great charity.
Are we allowed to be on the panel - talldarkdave gets my vote so far I nearly didn't post when I saw that one!
and my entry
"Philip, do come and look, one has had EIIR shaved into ones pussy"
lhk
wow!! Pass me a brown paper bag!!
Phillip, you're going no where near my inner thighs until this is off my boots.
Quote " And You say this is for the new postage stamp, joining europe certainly has liberated us somewhat!"
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I have considered, cogitated and concluded the following as my entry...
Phillip: "Lillibet, Dearest, it appears one has confused one's wardrobe with one's own... Again!"
"Phillip !! when one's finished rogering the Corgi maybe one could give me some attention too !!"
Upon hours of hard thought i have come up with the following:
"Bend over and prepare to be Knighted Sir.........."
Can not go though but good luck to those who do.
Primarch
I'm not sure about this philip, can't we just make the glue on the stamps taste nicer?
"Come here Philip! I need a ride!"
The things i got to do to get a shag on swinging heaven, and where are my corgis i need to do some dogging.
One is so glad I won the tickets for the Sex Maniac's Ball, but one hopes not to be seen leaving.
who put a lemon flavoured polo on my head?
I knew I should have worn the redhat today
.....and being in Sydney, sorry won't be able to go !!
What do you mean the smell is helping the fox get away....
Take the Bloody picture Philip! I`ve got the bally Cramp again!!! Mite well go but her Ladyship will need summit 2 wear.
Right, Tony, now that you've got rid of Alistair Campbell you can lick my boots instead.
(well, at least it's topical...)
Can't go to the party, sadly.
Does one like the new look Christmas message?
Now Mr Blair you may have your party whip
...but I have ones crop...
now assume the position !
Cant go but would love to see any photos!
Can you see ones growler ?
COME HITHER CHARLIE BOY, MUMMY KNOWS BEST... :twisted:
And all the queens horses and all the queens men couldn't get lizzi- up the duff again!
Has writer block for this one, but here goes!
'Start by licking here, then move up, and don't stop until you've completely polished off the Royal Orb'
(Posted with eyes shut and fingers and toes crossed)
Love and Kisses
Claire
xxxx
"BUT PHILIP, I AM THE QUEEN OF GOLDEN REIGN."
From
Norman Barnes (Sex Maniac),
Enfield,
there should be some good people into fetish and pvc philip on swinging heaven pehaps we can play swapsies yaaaaa
