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20 signs that you have grown up!
Sex God
Quote by varca:oops: :whistling:
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. nope
3. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. nope :whistling:
4. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
5. You watch the Weather Channel.ops:
6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break
up." :oops:
7. You go from 130 days of holiday time to 25.
8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." :oops:
9. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo. :oops:
10. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. :oops:
11. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. :oops:
12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
13. You take naps. :oops:
14. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one. :twisted: ohhh noooo way
15. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach. :oops:
16. You go to the chemist for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests. :whistling:
17. A bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." :whistling:
18. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again." :whistling:
19. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work. :shock:
20. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
I will be replying to this in defence of us old codgers later, when i can work the arthritis out of my fingers
Sex God
Quote by rogerndi
I will be replying to this in defence of us old codgers later, when i can work the arthritis out of my fingers
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:you speak for yourself pete i aint got arthritis and as soon as they repair me bathchair im coming to see ya
:D :DOh ffs, I was on me way too then the wheel fell off me wheelchair :roll:
Sex God
Quote by rogerndi
I will be replying to this in defence of us old codgers later, when i can work the arthritis out of my fingers
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:you speak for yourself pete i aint got arthritis and as soon as they repair me bathchair im coming to see ya
:D :DLOL promises promises :twisted:
: 1. You look forward to a quiet night in.
2. Modern music is just a noise, oh why can't it have a proper tune.
3. You listen to Radio 4
4. There's nothing like a nice cup of tea.
5. You say things like 'kids of today'
6. You remember a time before felt tip pens
7. Old clothes in your wardrobe have come back into fashion.
8. You can't do anything unless you've had 8 hours sleep.
2. Modern music is just a noise, oh why can't it have a proper tune.
3. You listen to Radio 4
4. There's nothing like a nice cup of tea.
5. You say things like 'kids of today'
6. You remember a time before felt tip pens
7. Old clothes in your wardrobe have come back into fashion.
8. You can't do anything unless you've had 8 hours sleep.
Quote by keeno
1. You look forward to a quiet night in.
2. Modern music is just a noise, oh why can't it have a proper tune.
3. You listen to Radio 4
4. There's nothing like a nice cup of tea.
5. You say things like 'kids of today'
6. You remember a time before felt tip pens
7. Old clothes in your wardrobe have come back into fashion.
8. You can't do anything unless you've had 8 hours sleep.
Ah, you know me so well
Sex God
1/ you remember when "centurion" was a rank not a tank
2/ Bodaciea was in charge of the army an Queen at the same time
them where the day's
2/ Bodaciea was in charge of the army an Queen at the same time
them where the day's
Sexlightened
even tho im 21 and chris is 23, suprisingly all that applys to us
Warming the Bed
Quote by Lindaxxx
When the hits u danced to in high school are referred to as an oldie
Or worse, you hear it "blaring" out of some kids walkman, and go "oh, that's so-in-so" and they go "no, it's new-manufactured-band" and you realise that a tune you remember from your youth is now old enough to be covered.
:violin:
Sex God
Quote by couple_ne2000
Doctors, Police, and Teachers all look like school kids.
Les x
I don't! Sex God
Quote by fabioplum
You remember when oblongs were rectangles
They still are.
