24 hr STRIKE from midnite 09/11/05 THE STRIKE HAS STARTED

9 Nov 2005

tonite while giving pleasure to a high ranking female member of sh i was sacked for multi tasking
i here by call a strike from midnite tonite 09/11/05 for a period of 24hr all male members are requested to down all pricks dick fingers tongues and tool and give no pleasure to female members

you are also where possible to remove all batteries from any sex toys and also remove plugs from washing machines spindryers and also tumble dryer

9 Nov 2005

Ah well nothing new in my life there then is there .... same old same.
DD :cry:

9 Nov 2005

Do you always shout Leprechaun? lol

Those in the chatroom aren't abiding by your strike... what you gonna do about that then? :lol:

9 Nov 2005

Well, Iâ€™m willing to go on a go slow in support of you, but I suspect itâ€™ll be about 10 months before anyone notices the difference in my performance. lol

9 Nov 2005

Quote by leprechaun
tonite while giving pleasure to a high ranking female member of sh i was sacked for multi tasking
i here by call a strike from midnite tonite 09/11/05 for a period of 24hr all male members are requested to down all pricks dick fingers tongues and tool and give no pleasure to female members

you are also where possible to remove all batteries from any sex toys and also remove plugs from washing machines spindryers and also tumble dryer

You missed Bananas & Cucumbers. lol

9 Nov 2005

Lep
I think you have forgotten that some of us women can twist some of you men round our little fingers..............
The doe eyed look
The shag me look
Erotic / wiggly body movements against a man's body
Then the hot and horny phone calls as well
:P

9 Nov 2005

High Ranking Female? :? I thought high ranking females were just mythical beasts, like unicorns, elves, orcs, goblins and leprechauns....
redface

that explains it! rolleyes

lhk
Kat

9 Nov 2005

lol i cant mutli-task full stop....
MikeC

9 Nov 2005

Quote by leprechaun
tonite while giving pleasure to a high ranking female member of sh i was sacked for multi tasking
i here by call a strike from midnite tonite 09/11/05 for a period of 24hr all male members are requested to down all pricks dick fingers tongues and tool and give no pleasure to female members

you are also where possible to remove all batteries from any sex toys and also remove plugs from washing machines spindryers and also tumble dryer

pepper runs for the electric toothbrush bolt

:giggle:

9 Nov 2005

sorry lep, call me a scab, but i just cant go through with it, if the women out there want me to stop multitasking, the i must abide by thier wishes....sorry confused

9 Nov 2005

Lep............... you were sacked last night cos humming seaside ditties whilst swinging is most disconcerting :shock: . It was a totally fair dismissal complete with witnesses, so forget the strike people, Lep is just after attention (or a pay rise rolleyes

).
Anyways, keep your strike - what you gonna do... chop my hands off ????? flipa

:flipa: :flipa:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Nov 2005

Leps, you've got it wrong !!! ........................ I'm happy to down tool from midnight but leave the white goods switched on FFS !.............. give em lots of washing to do and cover said white goods in slimy goo so no matter how much they want to they just can't bring themselves to sit on them :grin:
That'll get the mangy critters stoked up !! :twisted:
And whats wrong with seaside ditties?...... I like seaside ditties smile

9 Nov 2005

Quote by leprechaun
tonite while giving pleasure to a high ranking female member of sh i was sacked for multi tasking

Monsieur Lep,
You disappoint me... why didn't you use that old chesnut "men can't multitask" on your defence?
Women use that all the time against us so you should have used that against them, see? If you need further advise on how to deal with bossy women feel free to PM me biggrin

(oh shit! is that bluexxx I see coming at me? ) bolt

9 Nov 2005

She sacked you (quite rightly IMO) for singing seaside ditties whilst swinging ???? :giggle:
And now you expect the other guys to support you by going on strike ???? :giggle:
So ... when he comes in from work tonight ............ I will run him a nice bath ....... feed him a wonderful meal ......... give him a massage .......... get him a drink ......... and be a really good girl ................... and you think he's gonna say NO ??? :giggle:
Lep babe ............ your plot is doomed to failure !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

9 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
She sacked you (quite rightly IMO) for singing seaside ditties whilst swinging ???? :giggle:
And now you expect the other guys to support you by going on strike ???? :giggle:
So ... when he comes in from work tonight ............ I will run him a nice bath ....... feed him a wonderful meal ......... give him a massage .......... get him a drink ......... and be a really good girl ................... and you think he's gonna say NO ??? :giggle:
Lep babe ............ your plot is doomed to failure !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:giggle: Love it! Great plan!
Don't give all our feminine tricks away though Blonde.... we have to have some backup amunition for when things go tits up or a girls night out comes up! lol

9 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
= humming seaside ditties whilst swinging is most disconcerting :shock: .
well if you didn't like the tune u could have put in a request
Anyways, keep your strike - what you gonna do... chop my hands off ????? :flipa: :flipa:
that can be arranged
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
She sacked you (quite rightly IMO) for singing seaside ditties whilst swinging ???? :giggle:
And now you expect the other guys to support you by going on strike ???? :giggle:
So ... when he comes in from work tonight ............ I will run him a nice bath ....... feed him a wonderful meal ......... give him a massage .......... get him a drink ......... and be a really good girl ................... and you think he's gonna say NO ??? :giggle:
Lep babe ............ your plot is doomed to failure !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well hope he gives u shite sex or does smelly farts when u 69ing and wipes his dick on your curtians after he has finished

9 Nov 2005

No-one goes near my toys for fear of having THEIR hands chopped off rolleyes

:shock:
Your plan just isnt going to work Leps! flipa

9 Nov 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
No-one goes near my toys for fear of having THEIR hands chopped off :shock:
Your plan just isnt going to work Leps!

not what my pm box is saying we have a few tricks of our own up our sleeves

9 Nov 2005

Quote by leprechaun
for a period of 24hr all male members are requested to down all pricks dick fingers tongues and tool and give no pleasure to female members

I'm all for solidarity and all that mate, but under the circumstances... errrrr... NOPE! biggrin

9 Nov 2005

taken from my chatroom defence of lep....
'men should defend the right to sing when their swinging'
(please buy my robbie cover album)

9 Nov 2005

Quote by leprechaun
She sacked you (quite rightly IMO) for singing seaside ditties whilst swinging ???? :giggle:
And now you expect the other guys to support you by going on strike ???? :giggle:
So ... when he comes in from work tonight ............ I will run him a nice bath ....... feed him a wonderful meal ......... give him a massage .......... get him a drink ......... and be a really good girl ................... and you think he's gonna say NO ??? :giggle:
Lep babe ............ your plot is doomed to failure !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well hope he gives u shite sex or does smelly farts when u 69ing and wipes his dick on your curtians after he has finished
Lep,
1. Never.........2. Never ............. 3. They are his curtains ! :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

9 Nov 2005

Heard of various techniques for delaying premature ejaculation, but singing seaside ditties to take your mind off what you're doing is a new one!! lol

:lol:

9 Nov 2005

Leppo mate, i saw it all and imho it was unfair dismissal.
You cant go around sackin people for humming tunes whilst hard at work, if that was the case, three quarters of the british work force would have been fired by now !
Take your case to ACAS, speak to your S/H union rep, i`ll be a witness.
We have to show solidarity on this one brother
:thumbup:

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Bazza64
Heard of various techniques for delaying premature ejaculation, but singing seaside ditties to take your mind off what you're doing is a new one!! :lol:

that is a problem i have never suffered from is the old prem shootin

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
Leppo mate, i saw it all and imho it was unfair dismissal.
You cant go around sackin people for humming tunes whilst hard at work, if that was the case, three quarters of the british work force would have been fired by now !
Take your case to ACAS, speak to your S/H union rep, i`ll be a witness.
We have to show solidarity on this one brother
:thumbup:

see blue there were witnesses
thank u dino for your support
and to the ladies who are caught up in the strike and will b missing there regular portions sorry but when u is sacked u have to stand up and say no what is wrong with bringing a little lite entertainment
and i was hard at work for feck sake i was sweating

9 Nov 2005

Lep,
The girls will cross the picket line in very short skirts, stockings, suspenders and very low tops !!! Do you really think the guys will remain on strike ?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
Leppo mate, i saw it all and imho it was unfair dismissal.
You cant go around sackin people for humming tunes whilst hard at work, if that was the case, three quarters of the british work force would have been fired by now !
Take your case to ACAS, speak to your S/H union rep, i`ll be a witness.
We have to show solidarity on this one brother
:thumbup:

does this mean we can have a cup of tea on the job too :P

9 Nov 2005

who says woman need men for pleasure?
i'm sure we can cope alone without anything that buzz's
right girls all round to mine see you at midnight :lol: :lol:

9 Nov 2005

damn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the lesbian card :shock:
be strong colts,,,,,,,,,,,don't think about it.,................ :shock: stay away........................
bugger, resolve is broken,..... :P
throws away my picket sign...................batteries anyone biggrin