Latin man with right number of arms and legs and a few brain cells left seeks sensitive, intelligent, adventurous female and couples for glittery emails and one of those swinging relationship type of thingies.

More about me? Yeah why not (hey it's my favourite subject!) geeky, book-lover with the personality to find fun in any occasion and a penchant for chocolate and red wine who likes proper music, films, sunny days, meaningful conversation, humour and people who are not afraid to explore their hidden fantasies or desires.

At this mature stage of my life I admit I still have a lot to learn but whether I will remember anything is another matter as I have the attention span and memory of a dead goldfish. Please don't be offended if I don't remember speaking to you before and you have to re-introduce yourself; it is NOT my fault. 

Anyway look on the bright side - you can tell me anything and I'll believe you. You will never have to worry about saying too much and basically say what you want with absolute impunity because I won't remember a thing.