1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 7:00 am is when you get up, not when you get in.
5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the News and Weather Channels.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up"
8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those f**king kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
13. You feed your dog diet Pal instead of McDonalds leftovers
14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
15. You take naps from noon to 6 pm.
16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
17. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
18. If you're a girl, you go to the drug chemist for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
19. A bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
23. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
24. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt!
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh s**t - what happened?
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25 signs that you''ve finally grown up!
Sex God
I quailfy for all except 22, and 23.
I spend my time on my lappy recreationaly. The TV is poor as far as I'm concerned and you can't meet people with a TV, unless of course you are selling it down the pub.
I spend my time on my lappy recreationaly. The TV is poor as far as I'm concerned and you can't meet people with a TV, unless of course you are selling it down the pub.
Sexpert
yep im old cant get away from the fact oh no 
but what the hell im still having fun 
theres life in the old dog yet as they say 
but what the hell im still having fun theres life in the old dog yet as they say 
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh s**t - what happened?
or stating "Is it mine? I've not got any money you know..."
Sex God
Not many apply to me - I think I'm coming around the second time. :shock:
Are there two laps d'you think?
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Are there two laps d'you think?
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