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50 past it am I?

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Hi I am new to this but here goes I have just turned 50 and am looking to explore everything to do all the things that I am told I should not I would like to meet anyone for fun with my web cam and e mail chat anything goes
No you're far from past it.
Fill your aged boots, m8y, and enjoy.
But don't get too excited about the webcam thing.
I've had 3 pms today from chaps wanting to show me their todgers.
It gets VERY dull.
Keep taking the pills! :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
As they say 'Only as old as you feel' biggrin
Hope you are not past it as I would be as well!!
Welcome to the asylum and enjoy yourself.
McC
im guessing from the wording of your title, you look like this

come in and enjoy the forum you will
Where did you get my passport photo from?
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As they say 'Only as old as you feel' biggrin

nope! t'is only as old as the woman you feel!
*crawls into a corner and dies from such an obvious piss poor joke*
n x x x x :P
If people are still willing to meet you and everything works as it should your not past it what ever your age lol
theres a guy that goes to the bi night at a club near me whos in his 70's (lord bless him lol) ok i must admit people as mature as that is not my cuppa tea but he does get people playing with him so fair play to him i say wink
Seriously, 50 is no age at all.... whenever I see couples advertising for "young studs", I think, hmmmm.......beginners.
In my experience young lads (I mean under about 30-35) are nearly always crap, however nice they look.... unreliable, nervy, unconfident, come too soon, etc.
To say nothing of the fact that they have never learned to "read the signals" with a new woman....... so when they DO finally find something you really like, they don't notice and start doing something else. This isn't just some sort of innate skill, it has to be learned, over time.
Give me a fit mucky bloke in his 40s/50s any day.
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In my experience young lads (I mean under about 30-35)

ohhhhhhhh i like you, does that make me a young lass? lol
You wouldn't want to be a young lass, Naughty.
My old man (who ought to know) says women under about 40 are nearly always crap at blowjobs, and for the same reasons..... too much friction, too little, too fast, too slow And they've usually got no sense at all of whether he's going to go off like a rocket, or fall asleep from boredom, or start wondering where he left the plasters.
So it's not just man-bashing, here!
Listen I'm 10 years your senior and I've discovered, though not here yet, that there's still life in the old dog and amazingly those expressing interest are not all blind pensioners. Surprised me anyway!
Joining here opened a window for me. I've never swung, probably never will, but the free exchange of ideas, the fun, the chance to be open about those secret desires, and the community of interest have all been great. There's advice here about everything you wanted to know, (and some things you didn't).
I think there's no doubt that around my own marriage break up this site, and particularly some of the people on it, encouraged me and helped me and will one day be publicly thanked. I would like to attend a Rios evening, but I don't have the confidence to face a big group, and that is about not wanting to frighten everyone exposing my 60 y o frame. It's not the fact I'm avoiding so much as the comparison.
So yes, you're still just a youth! Welcome.
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You wouldn't want to be a young lass, Naughty.
My old man (who ought to know) says women under about 40 are nearly always crap at blowjobs, and for the same reasons..... too much friction, too little, too fast, too slow And they've usually got no sense at all of whether he's going to go off like a rocket, or fall asleep from boredom, or start wondering where he left the plasters.
So it's not just man-bashing, here!

im sure naughty will have no problems finding willing subjects to perfect her BJ technique before she's 40, wonder if Libra+Love needs a fluffer for her future films?
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You wouldn't want to be a young lass, Naughty.
My old man (who ought to know) says women under about 40 are nearly always crap at blowjobs, and for the same reasons..... too much friction, too little, too fast, too slow And they've usually got no sense at all of whether he's going to go off like a rocket, or fall asleep from boredom, or start wondering where he left the plasters.
So it's not just man-bashing, here!

im sure naughty will have no problems finding willing subjects to perfect her BJ technique before she's 40, wonder if Libra+Love needs a fluffer for her future films?
You offering wink
anyone who wants a crap bj from a pre 40 year old giz a shout lol
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Hi I am new to this but here goes I have just turned 50 and am looking to explore everything to do all the things that I am told I should not I would like to meet anyone for fun with my web cam and e mail chat anything goes

You're far from past it kid lol I'm 57 and still manage the lot when she wants it, and she's 12 yrs younger than me wink You're only as old as the woman you feel :lol: Any girl of about 18 want a touch up??
Quote by garden
No you're far from past it.
Fill your aged boots, m8y, and enjoy.
But don't get too excited about the webcam thing.
I've had 3 pms today from chaps wanting to show me their todgers.
It gets VERY dull.

HEY Garden... wanna see my todger lol *Ducks and runs................................*
Saying nowt wink
But you are all to bloody young lol
Fred (did i just give away a secret) smile
I'm approaching fifty....but I'm not saying from which direction. lol :lol:
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I'm approaching fifty....but I'm not saying from which direction. lol :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Getting shy in your YoungerYears Mike wink
In the 3 years since turning 50 I’ve had more 3 somes, 4 somes and moresomes than the previous 30 years and with the help of the missus and our friends on SH sure we will continue having fun well into our wrinkly 60s!
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... sure we will continue having fun well into our wrinkly 60s!

I'm not wrinkly, I'm just showing the rugged experience of life. I think another 10 and I might just be wrinkly. Saggy, well yes, just a bit. The arse doesn't seem to be as well rounded since I dieted. Like the old tit test I could probably support a pencil under the cheeks, looks that way in the mirror at least. How do you exercise arse muscles anyway? It would need more Botox than I could afford.
50 is not old!!!!! One of my lovers is almost 53 and he's more energetic than some men I know that are lots younger.....
So just enjoy your age, I'm sure lots of women around here will do.... wink