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Quote by morbiusUK
so I called my friend who.........

called a friend of a friend who....
Gave me some advice which was to.............
Quote by Clare_Lincs
so I called my friend who.........

called a friend of a friend who....
Gave me some advice which was to.............
jump into bed with morbius and calista
:twisted:
Quote by morbiusUK
jump into bed with morbius and calista
:twisted:

And maybe the friction would help to...........
Quote by Clare_Lincs

jump into bed with morbius and calista
:twisted:

And maybe the friction would help to...........
begin to ease the predicament...
remove the half eaten banana.....
Quote by morbiusUK

jump into bed with morbius and calista
:twisted:

And maybe the friction would help to...........
begin to ease the predicament...
By creating a bit of lubricant which..........
would begin to loosen the....
...plaster on the bedroom wall, causing much .....
Quote by Sgt Bilko
...plaster on the bedroom wall, causing much .....

Dust and chunks of it to fall..........
Quote by Clare_Lincs
...plaster on the bedroom wall, causing much .....

Dust and chunks of it to fall..........
causing steve_lincs to put in .........
Quote by morbiusUK
causing steve_lincs to put in .........

The polyfiller to seal up the cracks...........
Quote by Clare_Lincs

causing steve_lincs to put in .........

The polyfiller to seal up the cracks...........
Before deciding it would be fun to.............
Quote by morbiusUK
Before deciding it would be fun to.............

Moulds shapes in to it using......
Quote by Clare_Lincs

Before deciding it would be fun to.............

Moulds shapes in to it using......
the handiest tool available, which was a
Quote by Clare_Lincs

Before deciding it would be fun to.............

Moulds shapes in to it using......
his own personal averaged sized........
...hands he created a rather lifelike ...
...model of his enormous...
Quote by Reese
...model of his enormous...

erm erm erm enormous feet........
:grin:
... which can mean only one thing...
smile
it was then that the other three...
smile
...which he'd lost when he tried to...
Quote by Reese
...which he'd lost when he tried to...

try dogging at longleat ...
....which proved nasty ,after the Lions ate...............
smile
...forehead on his real head. *
* (sincere apologies to They Might Be Giants whose song "I Wanna Rock" contains the line: "Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head", and apologies to the rest of you for not being able to resist this obscure reference)
which was too heavy,then he fell.........
(god its wierd telling a story about yourself)
...face forward into a large puddle of...
(thanks, Steve...was afraid I'd killed the thread there)
Quote by Reese
...face forward into a large puddle of...
(thanks, Steve...was afraid I'd killed the thread there)

semi skimmed milk