remove the half eaten banana.....
would begin to loosen the....
...plaster on the bedroom wall, causing much .....
...hands he created a rather lifelike ...
...model of his enormous...
... which can mean only one thing...
it was then that the other three...
...which he'd lost when he tried to...
....which proved nasty ,after the Lions ate...............
...forehead on his real head. *
* (sincere apologies to They Might Be Giants whose song "I Wanna Rock" contains the line: "Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head", and apologies to the rest of you for not being able to resist this obscure reference)
which was too heavy,then he fell.........
(god its wierd telling a story about yourself)
...face forward into a large puddle of...
(thanks, Steve...was afraid I'd killed the thread there)