Quote by morbiusUK
so I called my friend who.........
called a friend of a friend who....
Gave me some advice which was to.............
called a friend of a friend who....
Gave me some advice which was to.............
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called a friend of a friend who....
Gave me some advice which was to.............
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
so I called my friend who.........
called a friend of a friend who....
Gave me some advice which was to.............
jump into bed with morbius and calista
:twisted:
Quote by morbiusUK
jump into bed with morbius and calista
:twisted:
And maybe the friction would help to...........
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
jump into bed with morbius and calista
:twisted:
And maybe the friction would help to...........
begin to ease the predicament...
Quote by morbiusUK
jump into bed with morbius and calista
:twisted:
And maybe the friction would help to...........
begin to ease the predicament...
By creating a bit of lubricant which..........
Orgasminator
would begin to loosen the....
Quote by Sgt Bilko
...plaster on the bedroom wall, causing much .....
Dust and chunks of it to fall..........
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
...plaster on the bedroom wall, causing much .....
Dust and chunks of it to fall..........
causing steve_lincs to put in .........
Quote by morbiusUK
causing steve_lincs to put in .........
The polyfiller to seal up the cracks...........
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
causing steve_lincs to put in .........
The polyfiller to seal up the cracks...........
Before deciding it would be fun to.............
Quote by morbiusUK
Before deciding it would be fun to.............
Moulds shapes in to it using......
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Before deciding it would be fun to.............
Moulds shapes in to it using......
his own personal averaged sized........
Orgasminator
...hands he created a rather lifelike ...
Sex God
...model of his enormous...
Orgasminator
Quote by Reese
...model of his enormous...
erm erm erm enormous feet........
:grin:
Orgasminator
... which can mean only one thing...
Orgasminator
it was then that the other three...
Sex God
...which he'd lost when he tried to...
Sex God
....which proved nasty ,after the Lions ate...............
Sex God
...forehead on his real head. *
* (sincere apologies to They Might Be Giants whose song "I Wanna Rock" contains the line: "Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head", and apologies to the rest of you for not being able to resist this obscure reference)
* (sincere apologies to They Might Be Giants whose song "I Wanna Rock" contains the line: "Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head", and apologies to the rest of you for not being able to resist this obscure reference)
Sex God
...face forward into a large puddle of...
(thanks, Steve...was afraid I'd killed the thread there)
(thanks, Steve...was afraid I'd killed the thread there)
Quote by Reese
...face forward into a large puddle of...
(thanks, Steve...was afraid I'd killed the thread there)
semi skimmed milk
